The Amazing Rando

They are just going to start adding one reign every few months to see if anyone notices.

The NnWo?

The week before the show, Kenny gets injured. The night of the show, the three legends will get taken out (presumably by the Spirit Squad). So, the Spirit Squad comes out, Flair comes out, and introduces his opponent since all of his choices were taken out --- KENNY.

Let's see.... I want Bischoff to do a jumping back spinning side leg kick into Orton.

So....does Bisch help or hurt DX?

"I LIBERATED THIRTY-SIX COUNTRIES WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!! I got shrapnel in my spine, heart, lungs, and brain this morning, but I'm here, I'm jumping around, I'm FINE!!"

Brooke Hogan IS.... The Condemned.

He can't get the night off at the Dairy Queen.

It just looks like Slaughter walks around 24/7 in the camo and stretch leotard. Wouldn't that be odd to stand behind at McDonald's.

Gotta love the opening of Dusty's theme music... sounds like the Underground Railroad has a dining car.

Arn and Tully could destroy the Spirit Squad with their EYES.

Lawler and JR act surprised, even though the Squad had been standing out there for at least a few minutes.

No, it was about when Goldust was electrocuted.

It was also a good opportunity to point out that Sting the guy who just won TNA's title is really old with the date on that and that he was in that horrible match. I'm pretty sure everyone knows how old Sting is...hasn't TNA been bringing all of that up over the past year?

"but "t-shirt to the groin" had a t-shirt to the groin"

Well that would set up Joe/Jarrett for the title, I think, and maybe a Sting/Angle match to end the year. Then that just might lead to a Joe/Angle title feud or some such going into early next year.

I can only imagine what two complex coked out intellectual and self serving egomaniacs can conjure up. Throw in some Russo "brilliance" and we might have something beyond anyone's imagination. Roberts is going to see Raven in the mirror he snorts coke off of. At home, Eric Bischoff stares at the TV, wondering exactly why Jake is freaking out.

I'd rather throw Jacob Helmsley into a vat filled with rubber duckies, like back in the JL. I can't even really tag with anyone in the SWF right now, unless Maddix somehow wins the JL Euro title and we can do "Euro Disney" like was suggested back in the day. Then again, Clark and Maddix usually mix like oil and water, so yeah...

Well, Nitro does need someone that can talk for him.

I actually am happy that Name That Tune is back on. I always loved that damn show. Even the VH1 version wasn't that bad.

Evil Skeets rules.

I'd say Kane. I can also see Kane beating him up and then leaving, keeping Umaga's undefeated streak intact while giving Kane some retribution.

Ash Ketchum's backyard?

I liked Show's "spear", and Holly's first and third chairshots. The second one was good for the speed, but the others really looked like he wasn't holding back. And you can say "Oh, RVD needed Holly's help" ...but Test needed Big Show, Heyman, and the Security to beat RVD. So whatever.