The Amazing Rando

"When I was a dog....."

What's the point of a casket match if it doesn't get rid of the opponent for a few weeks? The only person to ever go away after a Casket Match has been Taker himself.

Sadly...Cena/HHH could probably be a fairly hated (in a good way) heel team. ...but HHH got to pin the champ and bury the opposition in the process. Good work.

"FASTER STUPID" sign

It means he was bullshitting Edge about respecting the hell out of him. I thought he was reacting to the smell of Lita's crotch.

Jamalaomagabaga & Boogey Man as your next tag team champions! Boogey Man can eat the worms and Jamalaomagabaga can chew on a turkey leg. Too bad they cut Super Porky, he could have been their mascot. Two weird painted up black dudes and a creepy midget... it's GIMMICKS ON A MISSION~!

That music is the new ALALALAYEYEYAHAAALLLAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHH

He has a Cuban Flair accent.

Ladies and Yentlemen.... Lita got a sex change since the opening act

There could be some oddity in a Vince/Shane (heel) vs. HBK/HHH (face) vs. Edge (tweener leaning heel) vs. Cena (lone wolf heel) type of feud... thrown in RVD as the lone wolf face and you can cover till next Wrestlemania with various groupings and matches. ...eventually they could fade out the McMahons for a face Kane and heel Big Show or whatever...

Asexual Pimp With Downs Syndrome.

Shelton Benjamin has stolen a page from the Gregory Helms Book Of Heeldom and Waffle House Entrepeneurship

If they start flipping through invisible armdrags...we'll know God is an indy luchador.

They both cause nightmares? Uhmmm...they both never die? Uhmmmmmmm...Their combined powers would not be enough to beat the amazing power of...KAAAAAAAAANE?!??!!

Double Turn. God turns heel and joins the Four Horsemen.

Give him a submission to counter the Masterlock. A grounded Nagata Lock would be cool (think the Edg-ucator...but...ya know, on the ground and not standing)...

I want to say that planchas usually involve some kind of springboard action or use of the ropes. "Tope" just isn't a word that is used much in NA wrestling. At least, not in the WWE.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Chris%20Masters ...apparently.

They played this lil face turn nice.

That dude turned fucking PURPLE

SPIRIT~! | | V

Welcome to Raw IS Rock vs. Hogan

Probably killing time before they ship him to SD. From the sounds of the preview, it seemed like HBK and Edge might feud again... but that could have just been them trying to cover all the bases from the PPV.

what /Metal Ed

[email protected] ...hmmm... I should ask them if it's okay to do it into the toilet or waste basket.