The Amazing Rando

...Flair with a lightsaber is a scary image. TO BE THE JEDI... WOOOO, YOU'VE GOTTA BEAT THE JEDI! *Flair does the kneedrop onto the ground and to his nearby lightsaber* WOOOOOO...OWWWW, MY FUCKING LEG! WHERE'D IT GO?!

uhmm.... suck it?

All the fucking time. Cause it really is fucking annoying.

HEY (HEY) HEY (HEY) What did you just say?

I'd pay good money to hear this chant for Mae at WM21

Seconded.

So Randy Orton takes a good 18 months to get over at least a LITTLE BIT...and Snitsky is here two weeks and has his own chants and shit.

that chant is OVER. christ on a cracker.

ITS NOT...MY...FAULT! HERE...NEXT WEEK...ON RAW...

Big Pop! damn.

i'll be singing that for days. Thanks a lot.

Michael Cole: There's more drugs in that one dart than in all of X-pac and Scott Hall combined!!

"Don't lick them you'll catch something"

Smackdown Rebound... The Tranq Shot Heard Round The World

I want to see a vignette with Kane rushing around like Super Mario in the original video game, stomping little goombas and falling through pipes before setting things on fire. Kane in all of his 8-bit glory!! Shit, that'd pop the ratings. Don't let him wrestle, just do flash cartoons of him every week. Lita too, she can play Prinfeth Toafstool. ...and Snitsky got a small pop!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!

...raping him of his dignity.

Hurricane is turning straight to HELL!!!

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first. I made the cotton gin. No, Nova invented the cotton gin and the Jake Roberts scale. Bullshit. I did it last week. ..... Oh, it was a joke... sorry. Nova invented WOW. Women of wrestling? >_> No... WOW.. Whip'em Out Wednesdays!

The Trantul-uh?

"Simon Says........" fun, fun.

^ i don't see the Orton/Shelton switch happening, really. Doesn't have any reason too right now. I would rather see the Shelton/HHH thing go until after WM

^ I call this movie The "Less Acting Skill Than Normal" Porn... also starring Lita.

That should just happen every interview. Grisham: Here I am outside the lockerroom of Val Venis... Bisch: You, Val...In The Ring...NOW! RING THE BELL!! Grisham: What the? *Val attacks Todd and drags him to the ring*

Opening Promo and the Curtain Jerk all at once. He can multi-task.