Bruiser Chong

Good thing I'm not the only who's not seeing it. I was about comment on how the orange in his "Imagestation.com" really brought out the blue in his "Sorry..."

Who do you post as? And may I just add that this thread reminds me of how close I am to hating a lot of the participants here. Of course, hating someone on a message board is a bit stupid, but nevertheless, some of you people need to just do the world a favor and give away your computers or stop paying your cable/phone bills. Whatever gets you to stop posting on any message board. I always find it odd that people who supposedly live such a great live, with a great house, wife, job, possessions, kids, have so much time to waste on message boards never producing anything of worth. Johnson, quit trying to swerve people and go give your wife some attention before she starts having an affair with the milkman, mailman, paper boy, newstand guy, neighbor, bus driver, assistant principal at the middle school, or anyone else who won't ignore her to "fool" a group of teens and twentysomethings on the Internet. Bitch.

Did you happen to purchase it during the blackout, by any chance?

Meanie after looks like he's taking a huge shit. Only bad thing about him losing weight was that his face/head stayed the same size.

Yes, I'm some nerd fucking moron. You'll know I've hit rock bottom when I talk about what a big fan of tea I am on message boards. I didn't say getting drunk always involved those things, but from what I've seen, it often does. If bragging's not part of it, then why is is that any time someone gets drunk, they're off bragging about it later on?

OMG U R 2 KEWL~ 4 US!!!!!! Your sarcasm is well-deserved, New Me. I hate elitist self-righteous pricks... ...on the other hand what is it with drunk people and WHOO~!!!!!! ? How am I so self-righteous? I've drank before and I honestly don't see what's so great about it. Maybe it's just because getting "fucked up" isn't that appealing to me or maybe vomitting and making an ass out of myself aren't hobbies of mine, but I just don't see what the big deal is. To me, it seems like a lot of people younger than me and around my age get drunk for the sole purpose of bragging about it later. I mean, how many times have you heard someone talking to another person or a group of people going, "Dude, I got so fucked up last night!"? The whole thing seems to be done so that they can brag about it later on.

I remember back at the old Smarks board you couldn't post twice in less than 60 seconds. I don't think it'd stop trolling and spamming, but it'd sure cut down on the damage that could be done. PP had what, like 300 posts the other night? That would have been a lot less trash to clean up if he hadn't been able to post as much as he wanted in short periods of time.

I remember it. They showed it on USA once it was cancelled. It had that kid who saw dead people as Jeff's kid.

As corny as the humor on Saved By the Bell often was, I always thought Screech was the one character who actually showed a sense of comedic talent throughout the years. His standup doesn't seem too bad (from the 30 seconds of it I've seen).

I find it funny that you'd get drunk and then waste the buzz coming to a place like TSM. I think it's even funnier when people are actually impressed by it. "D00d, I just had 3 shots of gasoline, then a 40 of Lysol, omg I'm so fuckin' gone, I'm hardcore, WHOO~!" Losers.

...or not. Why would they take Shawn Michaels, who's already a special attraction, stick him under a mask and have him bump like crazy? If he's going to bump, you can bet it'll be in cases where everyone will see it and know it's him.

I got to see Seinfeld live when he came to our city back in December of 2001 and he's still funny. As most of you know, he's not using any of his old material, so it's most likely going to be 100% new to anyone who catches one of his new sets. That's not to say that he's not still funny, because he is. Some of the new stuff is a little forgettable, but that could just be because I've only heard it once or twice, aside from his older material, which I've heard countless times. Regardless, I'd say go see him because he's a great live act. He was very sharp during the Q & A portion of the show, during which, only the drunks seemed to get called on and he responded quickly to asinine questions that had nothing at all to do with him or anything connected to him.

Damaramamamru, why's it always seem like anytime I look in this folder, you're shitting on rap? Ok, you don't like it, we get it. Quit your crying. I don't like every rap song or artist out there, but automatically dismissing something because it's of a certain genre is ridiculous. You wanna know why rock gets no respect? Because aside from a few select bands out there, it's in the shitter right now. Besides, the fact you say rock gets no respect is asinine. Look at this entire folder, it's all about rock or something of the similar genre. If this folder were the only outlet I had for hearing about music, I wouldn't even know anything but punk, rock, and death metal existed.

I thought it was actually pretty funny, but that's coming from a guy who doesn't sit around waiting for the guy to post something so I can bash the living hell out of it. For you people who say you can't stand him, you sure talk about him enough.

No one should be putting over Austin whether he's popular or not. He's no longer a wrestler, therefore, REAL wrestlers shouldn't be making him look good every week. It's his time to do that and I'm tired of seeing him make all of the active roster look like wimps week in and week out. What's that do for your credibility when a near-cripple beats your ass? Who cares if it's Steve Austin? He's still a near-cripple and that's what I'm looking at when stuff like this goes down.

Is there "anyway" you can fix your sig/avatar, so I don't have to see red X's everywhere when you post? Worry about that before asking if there's any way you can change your post count to indicate that you've made 2074.3 posts of trash.

If it's a cheaper DVD player, that'll be your problem right there. Other than that, you may just need to clean it. Any CD cleaner should work the same way on your DVD player and can actually make some improvements. Maybe you should give that a try.

Perfect didn't tap. As much as I love that match, Hebner calls for the bell so fast in that match that it ends up looking more like a screwjob than Montreal did.

*starts X-Men vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael Myers vs. Pinhead vs. Chucky Elimination Chamber movie rumor*

I'm always sorta amazed at how everything is always the manager's fault. Granted, he can take a good portion of the blame in a justified manner, but not everything is his fault. Whenever something's going right, it's always because of the players, yet when things are going wrong, it's the manager's fault. Even though that's an asinine statement, that's how most people act, even though it's rarely true. Look at the Tiger's roster. You basically have an entire team of very young, inexperienced guys. They won't be winning anytime soon, but they're learning the game, learning the ropes of the major leagues, and that takes time. If they are kept together, you'll see them make progress soon enough. Maybe they won't be winning anytime soon, but I highly doubt next season will be this bad.

They won't be doing that for another week or so, I'd think.

Not to mention the episode that first threw out the idea that you could eat your candy bars with a knife and fork. Quite the episode, now that I think about it.

The guy's name was indeed Dan. His confrontation with Kramer at the pledge drive is classic, but nothing tops Elaine telling Jerry's Nana to drop dead, thinking it was Dan.

Wow, I can't believe so many of you hadn't been to wrestling event as recently as three or four years ago. My first show was a WWF house show just weeks after Summerslam '91. I had been a fan for about a year at that point, but had just started watching the programming a month before Summerslam. As I remember, I was watching Wrestlemania III at the time, when my uncle called and told my mom that the WWF was coming to town and we went out and picked up tickets a little bit after that. It was a day show and most of the big guys were there, except for of course, Hogan. Sid Justice was set to take on Jake the Snake, but he didn't show, so Savage ended up subbing for him, which was just fine by me, since I got to see an encounter between them before they ever had a televised match during their classic feud. The matches as I remember were: Skinner d. Ricky Steamboat Undertaker d. Jim Duggan Berzerker d. Greg Valentine Randy Savage d. Jake Roberts Beverly Brothers d. Bushwhackers Texas Tornado d. Mountie IC Champion Bret Hart d. Warlord A very fun show for me and the rest of the family, actually, since they were into it back then. Bret was becoming my favorite at the time, so seeing him in the main event was great. I still have the Hacksaw Jim Duggan foam 2x4 that I bought there, as well. Good times.

Did anyone else find this funny? I don't like Choken, but reading that part, I burst out laughing. Maybe it's just because it sounds so odd and I just envisioned Choken's grandfather on his deathbed and handing him a can of Campbell's, but whatever the reason, I laughed. Continue with the stupidity of the rich boy, if you must.