Bruiser Chong

But he said he would see us in Spring Training. Are you really suggesting he didn't mean that?

OH NOES THE SKY IS FALLING IN NEW YORK!

But can he pitch in relief?

Adam Dunn's awful. Why is he still with the Reds?

That was bizarre. I was wondering what the hell he was doing lobbing the ball back into the infield.

Yeah, his hands are red hot. Piss hot. What?

I can see why Reds fans and their dumbass legend commentator are so disgusted to have Adam Dunn on the team.

You can always tell how much time is left in the season by the volume of profanity the TWIB thread contains.

I forgot how unoriginal some people were with nicknames.

At least his self-inflated ego is somewhat warranted.

The European show was released, but not in North America. You'll see PAL copies of it around on eBay from time to time.

Ozzie Guillen for five more years? Wow. Have fun with that one, White Sox fan.

It's not like we'll have to wait long for him have some wacky, booze-fueled adventure to share with us.

How exactly does liking the Cubs have anything to do with that?

I think it's just a byproduct of the Cubs and Brewers being so terrible lately. They're both poised to take the Central if either one plays .500 ball. It's just that they've been so bad that they don't seem like playoff teams despite being right there in their terrible division.

Yeah, so let's replace him with someone we know is worse. That makes sense.

I can see why Jim Hendry was so eager to trade two youngsters and pull Sean Marshall from the rotation to make room for Steve Trachsel.

This is tremendous. I love Booker and while I don't watch anymore, he was one of the few appealing factors the scarce times I do see a WWE show. I love WWE's home video department, but the things that have happened to them this year are a long time in the making.

Yeah, let's never ever revisit that ever again. You're really pushin' it to the limit here. The thing about Czech is that he's a sarcastic bastard, but also unnerved by somewhat trivial things. With that in mind, I can't tell which of those qualities is in play here.

Which is more pointless to be obsessed with: football or cars? I don't see the appeal past the general sense with either, which, as you'd imagine, has me wondering if my guy card will soon be revoked.

Actually, Scarface's incredible grip on pulp culture needs to go. I guess it's good on a cheesy level, but from a quality standpoint, it's a bloated mess. I'm more annoyed by the monopoly Scarface posters have over the college dorm scene. The references in rap aren't so frequent, but go in five dorm rooms anywhere and American and I you're definitely seeing at least one or two Scarface posters. I've yet to see a good one yet, either, which makes it that much more irritating. We won't even touch on the classy choice of tape or tacks over a frame.

The Reds are useless.

Since when has that stopped anyone from throwing Sammy under the bus?

I just ate Rally's for the first time this afternoon in perhaps a year.

Jesus Christ, dude, say something new, please! Every post from you in this thread is the same damn thing. I'm sorry, I really should focus more on posting the details of my contacting a BDSM/Fetish escort.