Bruiser Chong

There's no reason anyone with an eBay account shouldn't be making offers for that $90 DVD.

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Buy it now for 90.00? Isn't the entire set only like twice that? He's got the best offer option on. Time for us to submit lucrative offers of 30 cents or less.

Well, that's quality reporting right there. Well, I'm sure if Chris explained it to Daniel that way he'd totally understand.

Hey, I don't mean to get all Czech on you guys, but if we're going to be tossing around various forms of the word "separate," let's try and spell it correctly.

Oh, so you have a problem with people honoring a murderer because they liked to watch him wrestle? The nerve.

Some people will do anything to turn a buck... So who here is gonna buy them all and then not pay? Surely one of you rabid Benoit fans would be happy to do it.

That's sick. I dunno. To me, it would've been more sick if he'd been watching the PPV with his son, who may have been dead at the time.

Judging by the amount of signed Chris Benoit photos that have surfaced on eBay in the last 24 hours, it looks like when he wasn't in the ring or offing his family, Benoit signed lots and lots of autographs.

Again, I sense few people, if any, would be so defensive for a possible child murderer if it weren't such a beloved entertainer. This is Duke "The Dumpster" Droese in Benoit's place, we're all speculating what he's doing in Hell right now, not saying, "Well, maybe he had a mental illness."

If he did it, comments like this are as tasteless as the jokes people were complaining about. Seriously. I liked the guy in the ring and was shocked when the news first broke yesterday. But if it turns out he killed his wife and CHILD, then there should be know, "well, let's get the whole story on why he did it." No. It doesn't matter why he did it. Nothing can excuse him killing a child. If it's true, I really don't know how anyone will be able to watch, let alone ENJOY a Chris Benoit match. I know I'd just be thinking the whole time, "This man killed his seven-year-old son." To hell with separating performer from the man. It's not like he robbed a bank or something.

Anyone else wondering what these "curious" text messages said?

If that's the case, then USA got its wish, huh? We wanted Daniel Benoit dead?

Hey, when was the last time AlwaysPissedOff, cam chaos, and The Metal Maniac were all looking at a thread at the same time?

Unless it comes out that Daniel killed his mother and then tried to kill his father, forcing Chris to kill him and then himself...I cannot imagine how things could be more bizarre. The erstwhile Flyboy's response:

Considering the details we HAVE been given, I can only imagine what this means.

The answer's obvious. Benoit was a Wikipedia contributer.

The "second cousin" part automatically makes it sound like one of those pieces of gossip that get totally mutated into something else when it's all said and done. That said, why would Nancy kill the child?

I just looked out my window. I did not see any pigs flying. As last check, Hell has also not frozen over. really at this point everything is mere speculation Fuck, just go read a fucking news site. I don't think the fucking GA cops, and the DA are "speculating." They have experience, they saw the scene, the deduced what happened, and tomorrow the autopsies will confirm it. Maybe he meant that hell not freezing over and pigs not flying was all just mere speculation at this point.

Let me just say that if this was like fuckin' Justin Credible we were talking about, nobody would be posting all these contrived theories cleared his name. People would be all, "He was Aldo Montoya for god's sake. He came out to Uncle Kracker theme music. He willingly teamed with X-Pac and Prince Albert. Of course he did it!"

It's still real to me, damn it!

Almost 20 pages in and not one damn Toothless Aggression reference.

Eddie would be proud that your fandom of him falls a hair short of properly spelling his name. BLOW ME CUNT Edy Gurerro would be mortified at such crass language.

Eddie would be proud that your fandom of him falls a hair short of properly spelling his name.

You wouldn't call killing your wife and child family problems?