Spaceman Spiff

d/p

Taz's. Neck. Is. Fucked. Up. Why do people continue to push for Taz to get back in the ring. Apart from giving someone a Tazzmission, Taz's in-ring days are over. He's never wrestling again. Ever.

Jim Jensen.

Just a note - that is the ECW Arena.

Carson Palmer's biggest fan? Kordell Stewart.

It's more Rick Steiner-ish than Pit Bulls. They wear studded collars w/ a chain/leash to the ring. Before the bell, Noble attacks, but Kash pulls him back by his leash before he can get to an opponent (which I think is a pretty neat spot). After the match starts, they throw in some barks (moreso Noble than Kash). That's pretty much it.

Shut your mouth!

Well, he has been doing it regularly on SD for a while, so people have seen it before. Well, those of us that watch SD.

Noble/Kash.

Nice of HHH to go from "totally destroyed w/ a bum knee" to "completely fresh w/ a slight limp" in an instant. That up-and-comer really needs the company to get behind him to build up some credibility.

Niiiiice DDT sell there by Kenny.

5/27 Power Rankings Noble & Kash #25!

Meltzer said "your first guess would be the correct guess" about Masters being taken off the road.

For Phillies Fans: Charlie Manuel = Horrific Dog.

Full name: Nature Boy Striker (WOOO!) Short name: Bad Hunter Screen name: Marvelous Ace

Sabbatical doesn't necessarily mean a year. Refers to any vacation/leave of any significant duration.

Goddammit, Ryan Franklin strikes again. Ryan Howard hits a 2-run HR to tie the game in the bottom of the 7th, then Franklin gives up 3 runs on back-to-back HR's in the top of the 8th to put the Phillies down 9-6. Behold the "genius" of Charlie Manuel!

I don't remember TNA being given a folder right away. I'm pretty sure bps had to lobby to get one.

That's a "Best of Pearl Jam"? Back to the drawing board.

Did that midget have his own small shellalagh (butchered that word)? And doesn't Burchill need knee surgery or something? That'd explain his jobs recently. And speaking of Burchill, he's really regressed as a worker after taking on the pirate gimmick.

Hey, when you beat Mario, play around w/ the touch screen as the credits roll. Tap the screen, and the letters "ripple". Additionally, if you touch non-letters, you get the "jump" sound. Touch letters, and you get unique sounds from the game (i.e. each letter has its own sound).

I can only surmise that he lasted this long because he was trained by Rocky Johnson. No heat, no charisma, below average in the ring.

Why does Bobby Abreu need to attempt to steal 2nd base w/ Ryan Howard batting? He got caught, thus ending the inning w/ Howard at the plate. Even if he's successful, that gives the pitcher an opportunity to pitch around Howard to get to the slumping Rollins. I don't get the logic here. He did that all the time in front of Thome, too.

Why in the hell was Charlie Manuel using Abraham Nunez (with a .080-something batting average) to pinch-hit in a key spot last night? Why not get Chris Coste in there? Or Delucci? Or let Fasano bat? Or the bat boy? Or a beer vendor? Somebody, anybody other than Nunez. Also, Roger Dorn out there in right field is starting to get on my nerves.

Nice touch w/ Eko saying "don't tell me what I can't do" to Locke.