Spaceman Spiff

I've got all 3 SE soundtracks, as well as the original anthology box set.

To be fair, Pedro was getting some borderline calls in his favor. But, yeah, some of those pitches from Heilman would've been called strikes if Pedro was throwing them. I was a bit disappointed Abreu didn't take 1 for the team on that inside pitch. All he had to do was turn an ass cheek into that pitch, and game over.

Funk that. I need my weekly Maura fix.

Gold Glove awards are overrated. Guys can win them based solely on past reputation. That's not to say winners don't deserve them, but after you win a few, you seem to win more based on rep moreso than actual play. Question for Al - do you think Abreu deserved a Gold Glove last year (he did win it, right?). He's got a very good arm, but I wouldn't call him anything other than an average fielder.

I dunno. I saw some pro-Spirit Squad signs in the crowd. I definitely heard boo's mixed in after the Pedigree. It was far from a unanimous reaction to the Pedigree. Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

You have 2 #10's. You listed EricMM as "Good #10" in your previous posting.

Whipping HBK = teh awesome HHH Pedigree'ing Cena = teh not awesome

uh..yeah cause he's gonna probably be running in later.. Yeah, I thought HHH was in this match. My bad.

Needs more question marks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Why? tee hee tee hee elbow to the ribs Why not?????????????????????????????

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Needs more question marks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When a closeted gay male is married to a woman, the woman is referred to as a "beard". In essence, a "disguise" (say, like a fake beard) to hide the fact that he is actually gay.

Hey, a couple of my buddies make it into 1 of the game clips over at mlb.com. Click here. Then go to "other Phillies games", select the 5/5/06 Phillies/Giants game, then the clip for Vizquel's HR. Check out the row behind the guy who ends up catching the ball. The guy in the red hat w/ the glove who turns to his right with an "aw, man!" reaction is my buddy who has a partial season ticket plan. My other buddy is in the Phillies shirt behind the dude in black. That's where I sit when I go down w/ my buddy. Prime HR territory.

NGA please.

You don't need to explain the joke.

He already has a beard.

Rey/Khali next week? Hella lame.

Jim mouthing "that's what she said" along w/ Michael was choice, too.

I'm giving very serious consideration to attending that game, seeing how I do not have work or school, and tickets will be much less expensive than usual for those seats. It's a good opportunity really, especially if you have never been to the park. A couple buddies & I went out to see the BlueClaws at their park last year (or possibly the year before, I forget). Unbeknownst to us, it was Jerry Lawler Night at the game. We were eating our food behind the seats along the 1st base side during the 1st inning, and I looked behind me as Lawler (in full King garb) & someone else (prob. a BlueClaws employee) were walking towards the autograph signing area.

We had "wall ball", too, only we called it "BUTT ball" in a fit of creative genius. Although, we didn't use that pussy "after 3 times" rule. Each time a person didn't touch up the wall before the ball got there meant he had to take a free shot (only 1 person took a shot, though, usually the person who threw the ball that beat the touch-up).

Really???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I don't think that question deserves that many question marks.

Creed: "Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door?" Michael: "'Ryan won't return my calls.' Join the club." Also liked his "I'm somewhat of an expert at Photoshop" line, followed by the final picture. Nice Raiders of the Lost Ark reference at the end, too.

(not the exact quote but...) "I'd actually be impressed if you dyed ALL your hair."