Spaceman Spiff

Ah, well, nevermind. Maybe someobody else will get a chuckle out of the line.

I take it you've never seen "Rocko's Modern Life"?

The cheese is the best character on the show.

I hope she didn't disfigure her face!

Bestest question: which mod will close this thread?

I'd be afraid she'd devour me post-coital in a mantis-like fashion.

Get out of here

From TVShowsOnDVD.com About time.

FYI, there's a great post ("Building Brock" by Justin Shapiro) in this thread on CRZ's board about how the WWE did a great job at building up Brock, only to screw it up towards the end.

ND is supposed to be a top-shelf program. 7-5 and a mid-level bowl doesn't cut it at top-shelf programs.

The WWE went down the tubes?

Damn, I was hoping he'd be high on the Dolphins' candidate list.

Brock wasn't very sensible.

Considering that the plan before he left was a squash feud with the Taker, it wouldn't be shocking if they picked up right where they left off. Which would just be utterly ridiculous. Brock would have nuclear heel heat, so to job him out to a guy who doesn't need the win would be insanely counter-productive, as it wouldn't help Taker and would only hurt Brock. So, yeah, I could see them doing it.

Personally, I think he'd give 1 more try at making the NFL next year, seeing as he wasn't exactly in top form this past year (coming off wrestling, the motorcycle accident). If he fails, then I think he'd come back at that point. Off course, if he wants to come back sooner, I'd be all for it. He'd easily be the most over heel in the entire company. I only hope the WWE doesn't job him out right away to "teach him a lesson", *especially* to Taker/HHH/Orton.

Not that it would happen, but if the WWE put on a reality show based solely on the backstage stuff, it'd easily be the more interesting than their wrestling shows. The power plays, political machinations, scheming, sucking up to those in power - it'd be a can't miss show.

Sweeeeet.

Happy birthday! ::bunts a runner to 2nd::

Quoted for emphasis. Sure, Eddie cracked under the pressure the last time, but if they give him some help at the top, there's no reason not to give him 1 more try, if only for the fact that he seems to be an actual draw (which few others can claim in the company).

Hmm, you'd think that'd be higher...

Tip drill that bitch, yo.

The non-wrestling stuff sucked tonight, but the wrestling portions were pretty good. Misc. musings: -liked the Kanyon-esque selling of the chokeslam by Doug Basham in the opening segment. -cruiser battle royal was "eh". No clue why Funaki got the win, as all signs were pointing to Shannon Moore. I guess nobody on the writing staff watches Velocity. -ReyVD vs. Kenzo/Dupree was suprisingly entertaining, considering I only like 1/4 of the guys involved (Rey). Match went pretty long, but it didn't hurt the match. This is the match that should happen at Armageddon, rather than the show right before. Curious booking. Kenzo is getting a little better, but he's still got a ways to go. -ME was pretty good, too. JBL has been pretty good playing the coward heel. He's still not a ME guy, but I don't hate him w/ every ounce of my being. Maybe just 95% or my being. Sadly, I see him walking out of the PPV with the belt.

Have a tip top Tet!

Miami - 13 Chicago at Jacksonville 7.5 Cincinnati at New England 11.5 Cleveland at Buffalo 11.5 Detroit at Green Bay 9.5 11.5 Indianapolis at Houston New Orleans at Dallas 7.5 N.Y. Giants at Baltimore 9.5 Oakland at Atlanta 8.5 Seattle at Minnesota 7.5 Miami at Denver 12.5 N.Y. Jets at Pittsburgh 6.5 San Francisco at Arizona 7.5 St. Louis at Carolina 6.5 Tampa Bay at San Diego 5.5 9.5 Philadelphia at Washington 4.5 Kansas City at Tennessee

WWE so missed out by releasing Kanyon.