Spaceman Spiff

"So these computer experts demonstrated how a trained chimp could hack the WWE writing team." "Makes you wonder if we shouldn't just stick with something simple and reviewable like talented writers." "Then again, having some monkey elected head of WWE creative might be kinda funny." "We could do worse." (didn't exactly stay true to the rules, but I couldn't pass it up)

How 'bout Tyson Tomko?

Mordecai & Matt Morgan come to mind. Randy Orton's graduated to "OK", but he was pretty bad when he was called up. Same goes for Batista.

Carlito's no great shakes in the ring, either.

Heyman: "Let it out, let it out." Heidenreich: *reaches into tights* That had potential to end up badly.

Jeez, what's up with giving these 2 guys LOADS of time in the ring the last 2 weeks?

That reminds me: what the hell happened to him? Rotator cuff injury, I believe.

Wow, HUUUUGE reaction for both guys

Whither Jamie Knoble?

Score 1 for you, then!

1) Norman Smiley and Vader vs. Sabu and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 2) Funaki and Johnny Stamboli vs. Scott Hall and Road Warrior Animal 3) Steve Armstrong and Taka Michinoku vs. "Lord" Steven Regal and Dean Malenko 4) Big Stevie Cool and Dunn vs. Jamie Knoble and Tommy Dreamer 5) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock vs. Hakushi and Mick Foley 6) Kanyon and EdOMac vs. James Tighe and Sting 7) Brock Lesnar and Jim Neidhart vs Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum 8) Low Ki and Dusty Rhodes vs. Shelton Benjamin and La Parka 9) Kane and Chuck Palumbo vs. Eddie Guerrero and Abdullah the Butcher 10) Raven and Bret Hart vs. 911 and Diamond Dallas Page You should have teamed up Scott Hall and Scott Hall 2K4 (i.e Palumbo)

Completely opposite. Just your run of the mill generic rock/metal. There was no need to change from the rap theme, as it distinguished the show from Raw. Hate the new opening.

Maybe her son needs a new liver? Don't fall asleep before her.

1) Johnny Stamboli 2) Kanyon 3) Big Stevie Cool 4) Jamie Knoble (does he count as an American indy guy now?) 5) Brock Lesnar

Miami - 17 Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5) Detroit at Atlanta (7.5) Miami at New England (12.5) (4.5) Minnesota at Houston N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5) Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5) Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5) Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5) (3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego (2.5) Arizona at San Francisco Carolina at Denver (5.5) St. Louis at Seattle (7.5) (3.5) Baltimore at Washington Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5)

Answer: a casket I believe "tombstone" would be an acceptable answer, also. A baseball player.

The Treehouse episode is the 1st episode of the season.

The farmer. He carried 1 sack of grain, while the hired help carried 2 sacks (doesn't say any grain is in them).

As I recall, the ladder was folded up on the ground, and Awesome came out & powerbombed Rhyno on it. There was no breaking or going through it.

This one, however, has me stumped. Hmm....

His car is a convertible (with the top down)?

Greed?

2 separate families (i.e the husband and wife mentioned aren't married to each other).

Answer = Man Jeez, stop ripping off the Sphinx.

Well, it's OBVIOUSLY because Bischoff threw Orton out of the arena. People didn't want to keep watching if Orton ::dreamy sigh:: wasn't going to be on the show any more.