Spaceman Spiff

IIRC, Batista busts out the Robot, and finishes with the back spin.

Like announcing the PPV song

This sounds eerily familiar... I'm not sure if I'd have anything that most people would want (except for a ton of Pearl Jam), but I could be down for this.

Usually, PJ's benefit stuff is acoustic, or mostly acoustic. Not sure if this qualifies as a "benefit show(s)", but just wanted to give you a head's up in case that's not your thing.

Awesome. Hopefully I'll be able to get tickets.

... in my pants.

Thumbs way the fuck down. Quite the shining beacon of online wrestling journalism, to be sure.

Bill Simmons's take on the team.

SD *should* be better than Raw this week, seeing as Raw was pretty much a 1 match show (albeit a pretty entertaining one).

No need to risk injuring Booker's already iffy back by putting him in a ladder match. And I'd much rather they stretch out the Book/Cena feud until at least the next PPV after Slam, rather than squeeze in a 3/5 falls match. Do a best of 5, with the 5th match (and blowoff) at the next PPV.

I like Doug Basham, but Danny doesn't do anything for me.

There's a Booker T commercial where's he's fencing, and cuts off his opponent's arm. It aired during last week's Raw or SD (I forget which one).

Do you need me to back up?

Sorry, I can't sit back and say nothing when Alina is compared to the likes of you and your doppelganger.

::peeks through the window:: What the heck is that cloudy substance in that fishbowl?

I don't recall Alina's being particularly good.

Eh?

Bob will always have Regal.

That's a question that continues to mystify me.

Hopefully Chuck is OK, and hopefully Heidenreich gets fired.

Batista's Clothesline of Death > RKO

Blackwatch plaid.

He also had a "Necro Butcher" sign.

Seeing that 63-7 Jags/Dolphins playoff game (Marino's last) was really depressing.

Heh, type in "wmd".