Spaceman Spiff

Kimberly's back on the market? ::combs hair, checks breath, and straightens tie::

Phillies *POUND* the Expos 17-7. I missed half the game, but picked it up at 9-7 in the 5th inning. Eric Milton gets win #10.

"Nothing is ever given to you in this business. You have to make your own breaks. You've got to take the ball and run with it." "Building new stars takes time."

They should have given Shannon Moore the win in the opener. Have him pin Spike or Funaki.

Hmm, Palumbo wrestling on Heat? I may have to check out Heat for the 1st time in months.

I've got a bad feeling about this. I can't be the only one who wouldn't be shocked to see "Saddam escapes captivity, whereabouts unknown" show up in the headlines.

Are you serious? That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

What the shit is this shit?

Ideas for your next "1890's Raw" edition?

He's fantastic. Not gay fantastic, though. Well, he could be, but I don't want to speak for him.

Translation - I can't use Knoble, but I'll be able to run the gauntlet with Stacy Kiebler.

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Phillies start a 14-game homestand, starting off w/ 4 games against the Expos. Anything less than taking 3 from the Expos is inexcusable.

Seconded. I'd take 1004 Modes over this guy any day of the week. Not myself or Yami, for clarification State your case. I'm not feeling like a nice guy today at all. Maybe I'll rack up a couple more deserved kills. Submitted for your approval...humongous2002!

Seconded. I'd take 1004 Modes over this guy any day of the week. Not myself or Yami, for clarification

So, what are some things we've learned so far? -A guy who should be getting a midcard push (building off the face heat he was getting as tag champ) gets jobbed out in a meaningless match. -Nobody cares about Suzuki, nobody cares about Mordecai, but the crowd was way into Rey/Chavo. Yet who's going to get the better treatment? Hint: not the guys the crowd was into. -1 man can single-handedly beat the tag champs (more of an assumption, but you know it's happening).

Stop. Jobbing. Knoble. To. Spike. That's like the 3rd or 4th time over the last couple months. Match was OK when Knoble was doing his stuff, but dropped off once Spike took over.

Ill = Lisa Ruddy? Sweet.

Ban Dames. Problem solved.

Seconded.

So, of course, the answer is to push more big slugs with borderline talent, rather than a faster, more athletic product.

"Bruce Pritchard"

From Microsoft.com Guess they gotta compete w/ Yahoo! and Google's email service.

If by "wasn't far off" you mean 1000000% wrong.

I don't think even Roberto can blow this game.