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    The OAO Velocidential Thread

    Patrick Ewing bitch, not Reed. Maybe a Mike Richter jersey. Reed actually ya know...WON. Ewing is the greatest center to ever play in my lifetime. His career started the fall of 1985, the year of WM 1. Coincidence? Yes. lol Kareem >>>>>>> Ewing
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    The OAO Velocidential Thread

    Hmmm, WM in MSG. Special throwback = Willis Reed?
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    The OAO Velocidential Thread

    Aw, c'mon, let Austin take that copter for a drunken spin around the base
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    The OAO Velocidential Thread

    Orlando wins by STANDING POWERSLAM???? Chuck's superkick > HBK's SCM
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    The OAO Velocidential Thread

    Holly almost landed on his melon after that drop kick
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    The OAO Velocidential Thread

    Ah, but Orlando isn't a Velocity jobber when WCW buy-out guys are involved. Then, he's King of Velocity. The only non buy-out guy he holds a win over is Sakoda, and that was in a tag match.
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    Running powerslam

    He shouldn't have won enough matches to have gone through three or four finishers. IMO, I wish we hadn't ever seen anything that finished one of Jordan's opponents. C'mon, those WCW buy-out guys gotta pay their dues by jobbing to Orlando every week on Velocity.
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    WWE Notes from the 3/1 Observer

    *Kenzo hits a series of shitty high knees on an opponent* JR:"Bah Gawd! Kenzo with that unorthodox stahle!" Funny you should mention knee-related moves - check out his "signature moves" in the link...
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    WWE Notes from the 3/1 Observer

    From his profile: Hey, he'll be JR's new favorite!
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    City of San Francisco sues State of California

    As Marney pointed out, marriage is a bond between a man and a woman. If she wants to marry a man, she should have a blast. -=Mike But she can't reproduce or start a family. Unless they decide to adopt, "she does not have A PARTICULAR VALUE which is considered laudable and indeed INDISPENSIBLE by the vast majority of Americans. Therefore it is ABSURD to demand that society REWARD them for a value they DO NOT POSSESS..." Therefore, she shouldn't be allowed to marry, as Marney pointed out.
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    More on the battle over Edge

    I thought *you* were the whitest man on Earth?
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    More on the battle over Edge

    The People's Elbow!? Maybe it looks like it would hurt Rock's back, but it barely makes contact w/ his opponent's upper arm. The idea is that the point of the elbow is being driven into the guy's chest. The lionsault is just a guy backflipping on to another guy from the second rope, not even the top. Problem is, the point of his elbow rarely makes contact with the chest. It always seems to his shoulder or upper arm.
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    More on the battle over Edge

    The People's Elbow!? Maybe it looks like it would hurt Rock's back, but it barely makes contact w/ his opponent's upper arm.
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    Cruiser Battle Royale

    OK, then.
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    Kidman's Rep Improving, Wilson's Getting Worse

    WWE has smaller rings, too. He still looks bulkier.
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    Cruiser Battle Royale

    Winner of the battle royal faces the current champion later in the show. From JHawks SD report... I'm 99.9% that JHawk is wrong. The winner goes on to face Chavo.
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    Kidman's Rep Improving, Wilson's Getting Worse

    I dunno. Kidman looks a lot bulkier than I remember him in WCW. Maybe it's because he wore baggier attire, but he definitely looks bigger than he did in WCW.
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    The ONE and ONLY SmackDown! Thread

    I've wondered that myself. It's like he fell into an eternal drunken stupor brought upon by drinking gallons of Old English and trashed his computer. He still posts it on other boards (like on CRZ's board). No Whorulon mention, though. Random SD thought: Loved the backdrop suplex Knoble put on Nunzio.
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    Raw rating

    Vince: 3...err...6...uhh...10.5! Yeah, that's the ticket.
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    Brock Lesnar Getting Heat For Big Ego

    "Welcome aboard LesnAirlines, this is your pilot speaking..." "Welcome aboard LesnAirlines, this is your pilot speaking. Currently, we're flying over Houston. If you look out the left side of the plane, you can see Booker T jobbing right now. I'd like to point out the 'No Wrestling' sign is lit. Please refrain from wrestling until we've reached our destination. Also, in the event HHH is on board, your seat cushion can be used as a non-jobbing device. Once again, this is your pilot, and we thank you for choosing LesnAirlines."
  21. Speaking as a lifelong Washington D.C. resident, I can honestly (and accurately) say that Don and Mike were NEVER any good. Or anything remotely resembling "funny." Exactly. Don & Mike were in Philly for a bit (maybe 1 - 1.5 years), but have been off for almost a year now. I'd tune in every now & then to see if they somehow got funny, but no such luck.
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    The 10 Ten Canceled TV Shows

    "Aren't", or "are"?
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    The 10 Ten Canceled TV Shows

    10. "The Tick" (Live version) - didn't watch 9. "My So-Called Life" - loved this show 8. "The Ben Stiller Show" - saw some of this - liked it 7. "Sports Night" - very good show 6. "Firefly" - didn't watch 5. "NewsRadio" - MOST FAVORITEST SHOW EVER. Not so much, though, w/ Lovitz 4. "Family Guy" - watch a bit on Cartoon Network - nothing special 3. "Homicide: Life on the Street" - didn't watch 2. "Freaks and Geeks" / "Undeclared" - didn't watch 1. "Mr. Show with Bob and David" - very good show. Surprised it made #1 But the 4 seasons w/ Hartman were great.
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    City of San Francisco sues State of California

    How about saving taxpayers millions, possibly billions of dollars in subsidies for an "alternative lifestyle" with no commensurate need homosexuals can demonstrate? Married heterosexual couples use the money they save on tax breaks to feed, clothe, and educate their children. In most homosexual couples both partners earn a salary and neither has children. Tax breaks? Government-sanctioned benefits? Societal gratitude, approval, and endorsement? Why? How have they earned it, any of it? What exactly are they giving to the community by getting married? Married homosexuals can use the money to better their own lives (i.e. new car, nice home, nicer vacation, go back to school, etc. - the same way that hetero couples do). There are plenty of hetero couples in which both earn a salary and/or don't have children. Why not take away their tax breaks? Force them to pop out a few kids to earn those breaks. And, while their at it, force the woman to give up her career. How have they earned it? I dunno, being productive members of society? Going to work every day? Paying taxes? Doing work in the community? Donating to charities? So, heaven forbid, at some point something serious happens to your wife, putting her in the hospital. You'd be perfectly OK with doctors not consulting with you on decisions because you're not family?
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