Spaceman Spiff

Uwaa?

If we're going to give out props for mic work, give them to Brock. He's gotten much better as a talker. But, yeah, Eddy's promo tonight was *AWESOME*

Czech Republic...Czech Republic...that name sounds...familiar...hmm.....

::waits to see Kotz's answer::

No shame in that.

They forgot to say "HHH's dream match", where he gets to prove that he is, in fact, the bestest wrestler in the whole wide WWE by beating Brock. Women will want him, men will want to be him, children the world over look up to him. Hopefully, if this does actually happen, they'll realize that they don't need to job one of their top young stars to feed HHH's ego.

Where's areacode212 been?

Yeah, like I said it tends to be more markish compared to here. The ages skew older, I noticed. And if people think the mods here are overbearing, I can't imagine how they'd handle CRZ's style.

Doug can stay, but I'm indifferent to Danny.

The Bashams should never LOOK at those belts again. I'd have Bashams regain, then feud w/ & drop the belts to face TWGTT. Much better than feuding S2H/Rikishi & TWGTT.

Check out the thread about The Cat being cut. I get a tribute in there. Do you post over there, or just lurk/read?

Tag team. That wasn't too hard. Team him w/ O'Haire. Kanyon does all the work, and O'Haire is the power guy. Y'know, if Kanyon gets picked up full time by TNA, then maybe, just maybe, I'll order some shows.

Smaller community over there? I was fine until the one guy told me he's sorry I ever watched wrestling. That board also seems a bit more "marky" than here.

Velocity commentator w/ Josh

Jordan was trained by ROCKY JOHNSON~!, so apparently he's bulletproof

OK, gotcha. A SOH/Kanyon team on Raw would have been a good idea.

Kanyon isn't hurt, as far as I know. He was on Velocity a few weeks ago. I think he was working in OVW. And nobody is calling for Kanyon to hold the world title. A midcard mainstay would be fine. What would you rather see, Rikishi sticking his ass in someone's face, or Kanyon?

Benoit had his neck fused, and Brock has mentioned in the past that his neck may need some work down the line (something along the lines of he's afraid to have his neck checked out). You'd be sending them in against guys they've never worked with before. No need to chance 1 or 2 of your big names getting hurt.

I'd be all about some Scott Steiner pushups while berating the guy.

I'm probably overreacting (but not by much ), but the thing is I don't buy ROH tapes, nor do I order TNA. Seeing him for free in the WWE would be my preference. I'm sure it'll be good for Kanyon.

Found this pretty funny. On the WWE homepage, the following 2 headlines appear in order:

He's the perfect WWE midcarder - can wrestle, bumps great, can talk, is comfortable on camera, has cool moves, has a catchphrase, has good size, and can do comedy. He's also got experience training people. He can get over as a heel or face. They don't want to push him as a single? Fine, team him up w/ O'Haire in the tag division on SD or Raw. Both divisions need some fresh blood. Orlando Jordan is still on the roster? Orlando *fucking* Jordan?! John *fucking* Heidenreich is still under contract?! Ernest *fucking* Miller?! Fuck this shit. Ruined my fucking day. Fuck Vince. Fuck Steph. Fuck the "writers" and "creative" who didn't have anything for him to do. Fuck. And good luck to Kanyon.

Hey, I thought TWGTT won a #1 contenders match this past Velocity? But it'll be Bashams vs. S2H/Rikishi? I'd like to see the Bashams regain the titles, then feud w/ a face-turned TWGTT. And why would Heyman agree to have Knoble blindfolded fo rhis match w/ Nidia? That doesn't make sense for a heel GM.

Why oh why oh why oh why is Bradshaw so protected? Beating Benjamin? What's the point??? Knoble is *SO* jobbing at the PPV. So, so sad. Of course he did. Chuck's a buy-out guy, and those are the only people Jordan ever gets wins against. SD looks like it could be a good show. It's usually better than the spoilers indicate. Looks like a couple good matches at least.

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