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You completely left out the part where every single one of his Smackdown matches stank. Can't it be considered that maybe that's part of the reason why he's not on TV? Counter-argument - Matt Morgan has had several matches on SD, as did Nathan Jones. I think most people who dislike O'Haire would at least admit O'Haire is better than those guys.

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Yeah, Robin has the big tits. I didn't catch whether she was raped by a black man, though. I'm thinking she didn't mention who it was by, just that she was raped.

Well, by that scenario, you've either: 1) made Brock look like a chump by "losing" to Holly, or 2) extended the Brock/Holly feud Neither of which are good ideas.

And now, to lighten the mood: Linda McMahon: "It takes time to make new stars." HHH/Austin/Taker: "You've got to make your own breaks."

I was lead to believe this was going to be a funny story.

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That's the 1st time I've heard of that phobia, and now I've heard of a 2nd case (Kotz). Huh. 1st episode - the roomies were in downtown San Diego club hopping (or whatever). A random black dude and Robin got into a mini disagreement about something. He called her a bitch, and she called him a derogatory term (the big "n"). Jaq took exception to it, and he & Robin had an argument. She kept saying "you don't know me" and waving her hand in his face, and eventually Jaq got a cab back to the house. Robin was upset, and all the roomies got together to talk it out, and Robin revealed she was raped. Eventually, Jaq & Robin smoother things over. Seriously, big boats? Any particular reason?

And there really isn't anyway that they can have Benoit go to RAW and not make him look bad or like a coward for leaving SD and not trying to get a shot with Brock. Not true. You could have Heyman sign over his contract to Bischoff, leaving Benoit w/ no other choice but to go to Raw. It's not the perfect solution, but it wouldn't have Benoit leaving & looking like a pussy, and it makes him a sympathetic face when he shows up on Raw. It still leaves the Benoit/Lesnar situation unresolved, but it at least doesn't make it look like Benoit is running from him.

Tazz's theme was in house produced, but the riff was a direct knockoff of the KISS song "War Machine". Jimmy Hart ripped off countless songs when producing WCW music too... ::gasp:: NO!

So, if true, he won't get to face Brock, which would be the logical storyline. Additionally, he'll go to Raw to be fed to HHH. Maybe he'll get a token title run first (but end up jobbing it back to HHH). Boy, that's gonna make for some good times around here.

And not delivering Foley will only hurt them, since people will be more apt to say "well, they didn't pay it off last time, why should I stay tuned?"

Why can't he? Just because he was pushed form the second he debuted? Maybe he (if it was him) was sticking up for the rest of the roster?

Who the hell cares about Orlando Jordan??? Let's see... --Knoble/Nunzio as cousins --Book's "I still remember" note --Kidman's rumored heel turn --Matt Hardy injuring Rey --Sean O'Haire That's it for now...

Yes, do what HBK does and no sell damage to a body part that gets worked on for the majority of the match.

If you read it fast enough, it almost looks like "eduMcMahontional"

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Jeez, I saw T-Mac get fouled on his way to the basket, then take 3 legit steps and get the continuation call.

He was friends w/ Damon Huard, so he wanted Huard to take over the QB spot after he retired, so that's where that stems from. After seeing the Dolphins w/ Fiedler, I think Marino realizes Jay was the better choice. Hell, I like Fiedler and would still look for a QB, so I don't think his personal feelings about the QB spot are going to matter. Maybe pursue Mark Brunell, and look to trade up in the draft to get the QB from Miami of Ohio. As for him getting the position, it's an interesting choice. I would have preferred someone w/ experience. It'll be interesting to see how he handles the position.

Forget Coach, *I* was uncomfortable w/ the whole racist tones on that Raw. And then you have the redneck (Austin) beat up a black man (Long) as well? Yeesh. And FYI: it is "couldn't care less".

[mark explanation below] With ring experience, you bounce off the ropes thousands of times. Therefore, you expect the top rope to touch your shoulder blades at about the same point every time. When the rope isn't there, it causes you to lose your concentration. It's like a running back whose shoe suddenly comes untied; you lose focus and often can't steady yourself in time. How about this: you expect to contact the rope at a certain point on your back/shoulder, so you instictively lean into the ropes expecting them to be there at that spot. You lean, but the rope isn't there, so you're off-balance w/ your momentum taking you over the ropes.

Just yank the post counts. If anyone complains, tough luck. If anyone threatens to leave, then why were they even here in the 1st place?

This would be the worst possible outcome. By all accounts, Goldberg will be gone after WM, so having him win the rumble to face Lesnar is a waste of time considering the other storylines that could come out of other guys winning.