Spaceman Spiff

Velocity: FBI (Palumbo/Stamboli) vs. Spanky/London Ultimo vs. jobber Orlando Jordan vs. Kanyon (for the 1,236,754th time) Tajiri vs. Kidman

Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshaw. Don't look at me.

...Rock would help Eddie....why? -He's a big babyface -Puts the Bashams (Or TWGTT, either or) over as more credible by doing a segment with Rock -Because Chavo left, Eddie can't defend himself -Establishes Rock can go to both brands Why did Rock & Booker T become buddy-buddy when Rock helped him fight off Jericho & Christian? No explanation...other than they both were playing babyface. So the same goes for here. Rock helping out midcard guys will do ALOT more for the company then Rock going to Smackdown tonight and beating up Vince for the 502098th time that helps no one out. How would that help either Eddie or the Bashams? Bashams - makes the tag champs look like chumps by getting beat up by 1 person. Did Le Res look more credible by getting their asses kicked by Rock? Eddie - he's not good enough, and needs help to fight his battles. Eddie is over enough on his own that he doesn't need to leech off Rock's heat. Rock would overshadow everyone else involved.

Motherfuckers.

Definitely around the waist. But over the shoulder is acceptable, as well as carried by a manager (or the wrestler himself) with the straps folded behind to show off the gold.

I could be wrong, but I think the AP can vote for whichever school they want, but the coaches poll is bound to the BCS outcome.

Yep. Nice article. As much as I'd love to see C&H return, he went out on top, and I'm sure he's happy living in anonymity.

Nice side slam, Kane.

Helms to SD, and... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Ernest Miller to Raw You're welcome!

Sugar Shane Helms, pretty boy dick heel. Move him to SD.

Jesus Christ, Test is always sloppy w/ that full nelson slam. He almost dropped Helms on his head.

JR (about Steiner): "He's a muscular hot dog, all beef, if you know what I mean." W...T...F...?

"Been there, done that." Unless you were talking about Gore supporting Dean, than I wouldn't know. The "Gore supporting Dean" thing. Lieby: "Hey, Al, remember 2000, when I was you running mate?"

Jeez, I was beginning to think I was the only one who wasn't creaming over the Rock

I beg to differ.

Eh, the Rock and his lame comedy. Big deal.

Wonder what Joe Lieberman thinks about that?

Sure, why not. We can never have too many people who don't wrestle on the show. GM TRIUMVIRATE~!

So, we're getting Foley in every other segment, plus a Kane/Goldberg match? Color me less than enthused.

Uh-oh, somebody's about to get buried... Good save, good save.

4-Life

TIEBREAKER'D~! Damn, that's gotta be at least the 3rd time I've been involved in a tie-breaker situation, and each of the last 2 weeks. Stupid Azuma kick-return TD cost me the game... ::grumble grumble::

Bashams are *NOT* "untalented". They're just being used as a vehicle to get Shaniqua over.

The *original* Cleveland Browns. Barefooted kickers/punters in the NFL.

"Schoolhouse Rocks!"?