Spaceman Spiff

Early Madonna

I highly doubt any wrestler would win such a lawsuit.

Same. I saw this over an hour ago but didn't want to be the one to post it here. I think it should be re-considered if Dr. Jho's surgery is really the 'miracle cure'. Scott Hall's neck turned out fine. How long after the surgery did Angle come back? It's supposedly taking Nash 6-8 weeks after his surgery, did Angle come back quicker than that? Isn't Austin considering the same surgery?

2 weeks, 2 wins (1 of them over TWGTT).

Corporal Cajun, claiming GI Bro was the weak link in the MIA.

Y'know what else did well, ratings-wise? SD back during the SD6 period, when wrestling was all over the show. Man, Dr. Jho just made himself a *TON* of money once Angle came back so well from his neck surgery. Management sure has a funny way of showing their displeasure - Rikishi still picks up wins. Because Jones worked out so well the 1st time. How about Kanyon? He can wrestle and is comfortable on the mic, but since he's a WCW guy, he gets buried in dark matches while green guys get put in big PPV matches.

Yep, they're all computer animated now, ala Futurama.

"Fox Force 5"

"Your next Batista"? What happened to the 1st?

Get Jericho to job to you? Nah, everybody's done that, so it doesn't impress any chicks. Homestar: "Yeah, you're pwobabwy wight."

Get Jericho to job to you?

He wants to look good by picking up the win. Alpha male, and all that jazz.

It's Corporal Cajun, out for revenge on GI Bro.

Knoble/Tajiri!

No. That's just the only place he couldn't reach when he showered. "Ah wash myself with a rag on a stick."

^^^ That got the biggest laugh out of me, too.

Awesome.

How's Sakoda? BTW, you made the right choice.

Super-kick...eh, he's no Palumbo

OK, make that 2 minutes

T-minus 5 minutes to kip-up...

I'll take it BorneAgain beat you to it.

Someone's gotta use "One cocky cracka" as their member title.

Swinging neckbreaker?

Orton won the match at Unforgiven. Tonight's match will just end in a big ol' clusterfuck with all 10 guys hitting their signature moves on each other. Because that never happened before. Oh, crap, my bad. In my defense, I tend to tune out most things HBK or Orton related.