Spaceman Spiff

Flash Funk

Rey Misterio may not have even been hired by the WWE if not for the split.

Man Mountain Rock

Gran Naniwa

Fucking pussies are wearing shirts & long pants. Pussies.

DDP BANG~!

Yep. Member of Jung Dragons (along w/ Knoble & Kaz Hayashi). Yang had the longer hair. Finisher was the "Yang Time", a twisting move off the top rope. Some info

B. Brian Blair

JAMIE KNOBLE~! (screw the WWE spelling)

Brakkus

X-Pac

Green Bay

If he came back, I'm sure it would be good for business. Although, if he keeps up a pattern of come-go-come-go, the fans are going to tire of it and not care as much. Myself, it really doesn't matter to me that much. Never was a big Rock fan. "Corporate Rock" I dug, but his face run really did nothing for me. His last heel run was good, though.

Hiroshi Hase

"Dead Like Me". The season finale is tonight, and I'm not sure if Showtime will be re-running the season, so you may have to pull episodes off the 'net.

I'm going to ignore the last 2, since Lighting Flik messed up. Giant Baba

Since my Phillies aren't making the postseason, I hereby throw my support behind the Red Sox.

*Making* 1, 2, and 3 wasn't a bad idea. The execution was bad.

Bad comparison - Bruno was a big draw.

Whatever, dude.

Patterson is French-Canadian, so Pierre makes sense.

I win!

Time for me to say once again that Helms could be to Evolution what Malenko was for the Horsemen, if he'd agree to give up that stupid midcarder gimmick. While the S.H.I.T stuff is getting pops which is more than some midcarders (Christian?) it's not going to legitimately elevate anyone. Hurricane turning on Rosey at this point could actually serve as a decent enough heel turn though. I've been begging for a Helms heel turn for a while now. Drop the superhero gimmick, cut a promo about comic books being for losers, signing autographs for kids instead of hooking up w/ chicks, and bring back the Sugar Shane name. I'd prefer he go back to SD to do it, but if it means getting a push, I wouldn't be averse to him hanging w/ Evolution. I can't whole-heartedly agree there because he'd more than likely be playing the EXACT same charcter as Hardy. I can't have that. Sugar shane Helms is a great and catch name, and he could just lighten up his current attire a bit. Problem still remains that the guy has a pretty bad speech problem, and that takes away from his interview skills (which I'm not too high on). His voice just sucks, IMO. I'd have him as a pretty boy dick heel, which is different from what Matt's doing. Hopefully he could work on his promo/speech skills. Nobody though Matt Hardy could cut a promo to save his life, and yet he got pretty damn good on the mic.

Nothing to add, except it's "Gewirtz," not "Gerwitz."

Note to mach7:WWE sucks. Wrestling died the day ECW died. FUCK VINCE! Stop kissing Vince's ass. I think you mean "the day WCW died."