Spaceman Spiff

Time for me to say once again that Helms could be to Evolution what Malenko was for the Horsemen, if he'd agree to give up that stupid midcarder gimmick. While the S.H.I.T stuff is getting pops which is more than some midcarders (Christian?) it's not going to legitimately elevate anyone. Hurricane turning on Rosey at this point could actually serve as a decent enough heel turn though. I've been begging for a Helms heel turn for a while now. Drop the superhero gimmick, cut a promo about comic books being for losers, signing autographs for kids instead of hooking up w/ chicks, and bring back the Sugar Shane name. I'd prefer he go back to SD to do it, but if it means getting a push, I wouldn't be averse to him hanging w/ Evolution.

Psssst! And it's on Showtime, not HBO.

Just the 1? Thanks, but I'll pass.

Time to give up. Phillies - you guys choked. Big time. Lost 2/3 to the Pirates, lost 2/3 to the Reds at home, and now lost 2 to the Marlins. Fuck.

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HHH looked the strongest. He's the one that Pedigree'd Maven, saving the day for his team.

Hey, no injury angle, and no putting anybody over (other than Goldberg).

So? That doesn't mean I have to like Kane. Give me an A-Train match over a Kane match any day of the week. Big Show has been entertaining. I like Palumbo. I just find Kane utterly boring in every way.

Bills and Dolphins should not switch as Miami lost against a relatively bad Texans while the Bills lost to a good team in Miami so Buffalo should be higher. But head-to-head matchups should factor in when the teams have the same record and/or are pretty even. Both are 2-1, and since Miami beat them, they should be higher.

At least that's cool. Making the Ewoks "more vicious" sounds kinda cool, but overall I'm not sure I like these changes. Good thing I have my unofficial DVD's of the original films.

Kane is just your generic big guy. Slow & plodding, and uses the basic big guy moves - big boot, side slam, chokeslam. Couple that w/ the crappy top rope clothesline & weak punches, and you've got a guy that bores the hell out of me, too.

Damn dude. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that spelling error. That is pretty fucking impressive if I must say so myself. CWM would be proud

Conine had a good series when the Marlins were last in Philly. You'd think they'd learn to be careful around this guy.

Wait, didn't we just find out who the better team is?

Motherfuckers. Phillies can't lose another game in this series.

Arrrggghhh, Phuckin' Phillies. Sailing along w/ a 3-0 lead, then walk-walk-HR -> tie game. And, hey, Mesa's pitching now. Wonderful.

Go! Go! Go! Go! By this point, you just have to shake your head & laugh at some of the stuff that goes on. Nice. This is a mistake. Eddy is white hot right now, and they have to capitalize by pushing him into the ME scene, not by having him tread water in the midcard.

Green Bay: 27 Arizona Cardinals at St. Louis Rams Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans New England Patriots at Washington Redskins Philadelphia Eagles at Buffalo Bills San Francisco 49ers at Minnesota Vikings Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers LOCK Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers Dallas Cowboys at New York Jets Detroit Lions at Denver Broncos Indianapolis Colts at New Orleans Saints Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears

No, the true power of the Dolphins lies in fucking up every year come playoff time. At least they have the decency to not do it in front of 40 million people.

What's the sudden fascination w/ making guys job in/near their hometowns?

What do you expect from Bills fans?

Nevermortal Kotz (I was *so* set to vote against Kotz, until I saw who he was going against) The Dames Kinetic CobainWasMurdered evenflow Incandenza IDrinkRatsMilk Cancer Marney Spaceman Spiff Corey Lazarus Wrestling Deacon FrozenBlockOfPissReborn Bravesfan chave Agent of Oblivion

I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss Russian Czar Teddy Long...

He was great in his "bodyguard for 3-Count" role. Tank groovin' to the tunes is truly a sight to behold.

Oh, yeah, I forgot - Rock's not as funny as people make him out to be.