Spaceman Spiff

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They could give props to Calvin & Hobbes...

Hey, here's an "apropos" one: Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the hotel lobby! It is Bradshaw, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries mightily: "I'm going to fuck you so utterly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"

Prowling on the plains, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Spaceman Spiff! And he gives a gutteral roar: "As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!" Also: Striding across the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh (real name - formal 1st name)! And he gives a spectacular scream: "By Odin's mighty spear, I bring darkness and mayhem with reckless abandon!!!" -and- Prowling across the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh (real name - nickname for 1st name)! And he gives a mighty grunt: "I'm going to bruise you faster than the speed of sound!"

I'm possibly looking to pick up 1 of the Ravens QB's as a 3rd string QB on my fantasy team, and I've got a few questions. Redman is supposed to begin the season as the starter, correct? Do you think Boller will take over at some point? Who's had the better preseason/camp, and/or who do you think is the better QB? Or, more precisely, who would be the better acquisition? I doubt I'll ever need to use either guy, but it'd be nice to have 1 of them in case they have a good year, or to use as trade bait. Thanks!

Well, I picked up Redman last week, then somebody else picked up Boller today. It's not a big deal, if it comes down to me having to play my #3 QB, I'm screwed anyway.

Hey, he at least did a good "Rainbow Connection" cover.

Heaven forbid we, as fans, get upset at shitty writing. It's not like the writing plays an important part in the company, right?

Show WCW in a positive light? Push a WCW buy-out guy?

Yep. Good thing I called from work

Aww, his voice mail box is full

No SD in Philly tonight, so I'll probably watch, if only for Johnny Cash & to see what Britney performs in.

That's what I usually do - put together all the "out there" stuff on 1 guy. In VPW2, I gave my guy the Giant Baba body, rainbow tights, taped hands, Hakushi body writing, eye patch, blue Vader hair, and porn star-looking moustache, and knee braces on each knee.

OMG, i love people like that!! If you'd ever watched anything besides WWE, you would know what we mean. I guess you don't see anything special about Eddy Guerrero, eh? What about Rey Mesterio Jr.? Both Eddie & Rey have done, and continue to do, stuff that's way better than Storm has done (and I like Lance). And I believe AoO has watched stuff other than the WWF/E. I'm pretty sure I've seen him post in the puro folder.

Happy b-day. "Get Fuzzy" still sucks.

New Jack > Nathan Jones

Hey, Lita can have a "Who Can Blow More Spots?" feud w/ Gail Kim. Lita: "Oh, yeah? I'll see your blown rope walk, and raise you a sloppy hurrincanrana."

So, he *wants* to kill his company?

I find myself being attacked by large black men every day in an effort to conquer my enemy's territory. It's my life, man. What's the quote in GTA3? "Taking other people's land by force. And wearing tight pants while you're doing it." Anyway, my vote's for baseball.

Wait, Kane on SD? What's the point of moving one of the most over guys on Raw (w/ it's already weak roster) over to SD (which has problems getting all of its guys on TV & PPV's)? Not to mention that now that Mark Henry is off Raw, we (read: I) don't want another boring generic big guy on SD.

What's w/ everybody wanting to make Big Show a comedy face again? IMO, Show now is much more enjoyable than he was as a comedy character (well, as enjoyable as he can be). He's over as a threat, and anybody who beats him is going to look that much better. I'd *LOVE* to see a heel Sugar Shane, preferably on SD.

Random observation: When you take out the women, the heels outnumber the faces by a roughly 2-1 margin (Raw: 13 faces, 26 heels; SD: 13 faces, 24 heels).

1) who? 2) what? 3) when? 4) where? 5) why?

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To whom? His job to Cena was a result of A-Train interference. When was his last loss before that?