Spaceman Spiff

The male Slam Dunk? That was the chick's name from WOW, right? Anyway, Jordan = boring. Going over both Knoble and Kanyon didn't help in my eyes, either.

Wait, you won't be born until next year?

Mascaras was born in 1939, making him 64. Funk was born in 1944, making him 59. Abdullah the Butcher was born in 1936, making him 67. I'd wager that Abdullah is the oldest guy still active on the indy scene. Also, use Google next time. What am I, your personal secretary?

The FU came roughly 1 minute after A-Train's interference. In fact, A-Train's interference caused Taker to not pull off his move, leading directly to the FU.

I wouldn't say he "jobbed out Hogan". Hogan had O'Haire beat, and the only reason SOH won was because Hogan went after Vince, causing a count-out.

That's because they haven't shown he can beat Taker on his own. The matches have consisted of Taker kicking his ass, w/ minimal offense from Cena. Cena only wins after outside interference takes out or weakens Taker.

Feb. 24, 2049 That'd make me 74 (popular age)

That may be, but I highly doubt no Pitfall = no adventure genre.

Yep.

Hardly. That's like saying flight sims wouldn't exist if not for Barnstormer.

lazy-ass motherfucker...

Beats me. OBA was way funnier/better than Ghast, so I doubt it.

Well, I really doubt we'll need to worry about that...

Pitfall was a good game, but not a 1st ballot HOF'er.

Of course that's a problem, but that's not A-Train's fault. People just shit all over him, when it's really not warranted. He's decent (no more, no less).

Off the top of my head: Gowan Goldberg Test Bradshaw Steiner Both Le Res guys Orlando Jordan Randy Orton Batista (when he comes back) Mark Henry (if he ever surfaces again) Nathan Jones (if he ever surfaces again) Maven Nowinski Billy Gunn Nash Kane (boring, generic big-man offense) That's *17* guys who are worse workers (IMO) than A-Train. Even if you choose to ignore Henry, Jones, and Kane, that's still a lot of guys worse than A-Train. EDIT: Goooold-beeerrrg!

A-Train = best hoss in the company. Works hard & mixes up his move-set. As long as they don't have him squashing guys I like, I've got no problem with him.

It's postponed in Philly, too (Phillies game). It'll air Saturday night @ 10:00 PM.

I've got no problems w/ him. He's usually pretty funny most of the time. Whenever I read his posts, I get a "One Bad Apple" (if anybody remembers him) vibe from him.

Well, they said 50 million people are affected, so that's where they prob. got "biggest". Well, except for, y'know, having to live in Buffalo

Without DK, Miyamoto would have likely never had Super Mario Brothers. DK helped rescue the arcade industry and helped resurrect the console industry. OK, I see your point. DK stays, but Pitfall gets taken out.

Kanyon bumps great, so I'd hate to see him cut down on it.

How so? Mario's been the face of Nintendo since SMB was released. DK was big early, but pretty much died out when Mario came along. If DK stays in class 1, then Pitfall should be taken out. Pitfall shouldn't even make the 1st couple classes.

I'd put Super Mario Bros. in the 1st class, and take out Donkey Kong.

3 Count owns. Tell me you did not just say that. Anyway, I'm all for moving Helms out of the Hurricane gimmick. I'd move him back to SD as Sugar Shane Helms, pretty-boy dick heel in the cruiser division. He could do a promo of how comic books are for losers, and how he had to sign autographs for "snot-nosed kids" while all the other guys went back to the hotel w/ chicks.