Spaceman Spiff

Riiiiiight.

Miami - 20 (3.5) Cleveland @ St. Louis Detroit @ Chicago (5.5) (7.5) Indianapolis @ Carolina (10.5) N.Y. Giants @ Miami Oakland @ Tennessee (7.5) (1.5) Philadelphia @ Minnesota (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati Buffalo @ N.Y. Jets (2.5) Houston @ San Diego (3.5) Jacksonville @ Tampa Bay (4.5) (3.5) New Orleans @ San Francisco Washington @ New England (16.5) Green Bay @ Denver (3.5)

I found it equal parts hilarious & disturbing that Angela's idea of "necking" involves actually rubbing necks instead of kissing/etc., as if she gets her make-out tips from watching her cats.

Santino is hardly a candidate for "future of the company", and as such, Austin Stunner'ing him isn't going to hurt anyone.

"'Oh, D'. It stands for Andy." Except for that whole "limitless paper in a paperless world" at the end. How does that sell paper? A cute commercial, but not one I'd call good ("good" being defined as selling your product).

Channing Crowder Miami Dolphins My goodness. That's fantastic.

Wario & Stormtroopers were there, also.

THURSDAY Boston College at Virginia Tech Air Force at New Mexico FRIDAY Boise State at Fresno State SATURDAY West Virginia at Rutgers Michigan State at Iowa Northwestern at Purdue USC at Oregon Florida vs. Georgia South Florida at Connecticut Clemson at Maryland Kansas at Texas A&M South Carolina at Tennessee Ohio State at Penn State California at Arizona State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the USC/Oregon game? 75 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Arizona State's Rudy Carpenter have against California? 258

How 'bout Noble sweet-taliking the widow Guerrero?

What?

Welcome to practically every Carlito match ever.

Also, I've lost whatever little interest I've had in the Diva Contest after J.Kim was eliminated.

To me, it looked like she was concerned that Trevor almost legit fucked up his neck on that clothesline. The camera also caught London asking her "is he OK?" on their way back up the ramp.

Hey, why not?

Miami - 20 Arizona @ Washington (8.5) Atlanta @ New Orleans (8.5) (3.5) Baltimore @ Buffalo Minnesota @ Dallas (9.5) (17.5) New England @ Miami San Francisco @ N.Y. Giants (9.5) Tampa Bay @ Detroit (2.5) (1.5) Tennessee @ Houston Kansas City @ Oakland (2.5) N.Y. Jets @ Cincinnati (6.5) Chicago @ Philadelphia (5.5) St. Louis @ Seattle (9.5) (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Denver (3.5) Indianapolis @ Jacksonville

Speaking of kickball, way back when, I would go to "summer camp". Not the leave-home-for-the-summer kind, the 1 where you go during the morning/afternoon, then come home in the late afternoon. Anyway, it's me & some other kid vs 2 other kids. The 1 kid gets off a good kick, and I run over to field it in CF, but instead of throwing it in, I decide to kick it in (figuring I'd get more distance on it), and end up hitting the kid as he's rounding 2nd base, getting him out.

Baseball - I made the "all-star" team for 1 of my little league leagues, the very beginning stages of making the LL World Series (team went 2-2, so we obviously didn't get very far before getting eliminated). I think it was our 2nd game, I was playing CF, and a ball was hit heading into the alley between RF & CF. I ended up making a running catch where I had to streeeeeeetch out to get the ball. A couple innings later I made a sliding catch of a short pop up behind 2nd base. I also CRUSHED a no-doubt-about-it HR to right center. Basketball - took a basketball class at Penn State (everyone had to take 3 credits of "gym" type classes, w/ each class typically 1.5 credits - this class was taken at a branch campus). The teacher would split up everyone into set teams, and there would be round-robin a "tournament", with the 2 teams w/ the best records facing off in a "championship" game on the main court (over the course of the semester, there were 4 tournaments culminating in 4 championships). My 3rd team made the final game against a team that dominated everyone else, and nobody gave our team a chance, not even people on my team (we had been crushed by them earlier), but we ended up surprising everyone by pulling out a 1 point win in which I ended making the winning shot on a little jumper from the middle of the lane. Golf - I'm pretty bad at golf - if I break 100, I'm happy. I've had my share of good shots & good putts, but I guess the "achievement" that fits here wasn't any shot or putt. We were waiting to tee off on a hole, so I decided to "juggle" my ball w/ my driver. I bounced it a few times, and the ball started to get away from me, so I make 1 last reach w/ the club to bounce the ball, and I end up hitting the ball up & into a ball washer a few feet away whose top was open. A total swish, too, no bounces/deflections before going in. Total 1-in-a-million shot. My brother was sitting right next to the ball washer, and was just sort of like "did that just go in?"

I think "whoever" would've been the correct usage, not "whomever".

"My cousin Tim fixes NBA games."

Hey, that's a pretty fly car.

Oops! I kinda skimmed your post, saw "stupid" in front of that stuff, and thought you were disparaging it. My bad.

Aw, c'mon, how can you not dig the alien doing the Ric Flair strut, or the Tyranosaurus doing the Hogan poses w/ his stubby little arms, or the Santa Cutter (bang!)?

Who was the actor that was photographed in a Badstreet shirt a few years back? I remember the pic but the name escapes me now. John Krasinski.

THURSDAY South Florida at Rutgers FRIDAY Louisville at Connecticut SATURDAY Penn State at Indiana Texas A&M at Nebraska Tennessee at Alabama Wake Forest at Navy Wyoming at Air Force Florida at Kentucky Miami at Florida State Texas Tech at Missouri Kansas State at Oklahoma State Michigan at Illinois Virginia at Maryland Auburn at LSU Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Florida/Kentucky game? 75 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas Tech's Graham Harrell have against Missouri? 288

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