Spaceman Spiff

"Please don't ice me, homey."

Hey, Sawyer knocked up Joanie Stubbs. They need to bring in Dan Dority or Silas Adams as Other toughguys.

THURSDAY Clemson at Virginia Tech SATURDAY Oklahoma at Missouri Michigan State at Indiana Florida State at Maryland Syracuse at Cincinnati Penn State at Purdue Ohio at Kent State Miami at Georgia Tech Georgia vs. Florida Iowa State at Kansas State Washington State at UCLA Arizona State at Washington Texas A&M at Baylor Tennessee at South Carolina Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma/Missouri game? 51 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Tennessee's Erik Ainge have against South Carolina? 230

There was no particular reason given beyond "he likes to wear dresses".

Tell Show not to blow the finish of the match.

Hey, the Dolphins won't lose this week, either. High 5, Leena!

It's nothing compared to the amount of nucular we possess.

Wasn't it a run-in by the Radicalz, not an actual match? For some reason I remember him doing the frog splash in street clothes.

The opening segment w/ K-Fed/Book/Show/Cena/Farooq, while a little corny in spots, was loads funnier than pretty much every DX segment. That, and the Nitro/Cena match & aftermath were the highlights of the show.

I liked Jack being all "fite me u poser" to Danny. A little ridiculous that Corddry's character was all emo about the difference between skits & sketches, considering most of the sketches we've seen aren't exactly high-brow humor (Nic Cage - couples counselor?). No to mention Corddry himself spent a bunch of time running around in a lobster costume. But other than that, that was the best show of the season so far, for pretty much all the stuff Curry & JT touched on above.

Hey, Mahone is just a puppet. Didn't see that one coming. He's either turning face, or getting killed before the season is over. Probably both.

Sarah is bordering on Veronica-stupid. I just knew she'd be in trouble when that dude told her to stay right where she was. Let's hope she learns from that little episode.

HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP!!! Oh, man, T-Bag is so awesome.

Apparently, you can make some decent "real" money in this game by way of making skins/items to sell and/or selling "land". Anything you create you keep ownership of. There were a couple articles recently about this game. In 1, some dude sued the makers of the game because they "seized" some of his virtual land, which he was planning to sell. The other article just talked about some people who use the game as their sole source of real world income.

Was this supposed to be a haiku?

Yay blondes! What's up w/ Alabama telling their dude not to help the blondes, then saying it wasn't fair when someone else helped them out?

Yeah, Timmy McC, the Phillies traded Polanco because they wanted to pick up Urbina. Had nothing to do w/ the fact that Chase Utley was forced to ride the bench behind Polanco.

Miami:23 Carolina at Cincinnati (3.5) Detroit at N.Y. Jets (3.5) Green Bay at Miami (4.5) (9.5) Jacksonville at Houston (5.5) New England at Buffalo (5.5) Philadelphia at Tampa Bay (2.5) Pittsburgh at Atlanta (5.5) San Diego at Kansas City (5.5) Denver at Cleveland (3.5) Arizona at Oakland Minnesota at Seattle (7.5) Washington at Indianapolis (9.5) N.Y. Giants at Dallas (3.5)

"Get in the coffin." Michael's sugar high, and subsequent crash ("PM, or AM?") was great.

I dunno. Didn't Eddie wrestle in high school? On top of that, he was raised "in the business", so I'm pretty sure he learned how to use "real" moves.

Was anyone else waiting for Locke to wiggle his toes after he awoke in the jungle (calling back to him waking up post-crash in the 1st episode)? When they got his feet in the shot, Ithought for sure that was going to happen.

THURSDAY North Carolina at Virginia Utah at New Mexico SATURDAY Michigan State at Northwestern N.C. State at Maryland Texas at Nebraska Rutgers at Pittsburgh Wisconsin at Purdue South Carolina at Vanderbilt Kansas at Baylor Boston College at Florida State Texas Tech at Iowa State Oregon State at Arizona UTEP at Houston Georgia Tech at Clemson Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Georgia Tech/Clemson game? 49 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas' Colt McCoy have against Nebraska? 222

To show weakness.

Yeah, they're just maintaining their Jackass kayfabe.

Where's Brain?