Agent of Oblivion

Just play another goddamned quarter. Or another ten minutes, if injuries in OT are somehow more of a worry than they are the previous sixty minutes. Ten minutes is enough to give both teams at least one possession.

B A N A N A S.

I had Utah St when I originally did my money bracket, and changed my mind. I did the same thing w/ WKU and Illinois, only changed it back to Ill. Win some, lose some.

Note to thread participants: Bored will be taking over for me next week, as I will be out of town.

Your mom goes to college.

AH FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL GOOD!

I don't like the idea of the government selectively taxing certain groups of people based on anything other than income. That would be a potentially dangerous precedent to set. I really don't like the fact that these scumbags are giving themselves bonuses, though.

How often do these clinics get robbed? They clearly have a lot of weed on hand.

Best sci-fi original feature was Marabunta: Terror at Burly Pines. Killer ants, man. Not even giant ones. They're real.

Fuck, I forgot to fill this out. My final four on my bracket for my work pool: Louisville, Pitt, UNC, Memphis. NC over Memphis in the finals.

I'd like to point out that if Guns N Roses wins this tournament, I'm going to delete the entire thing and we're starting over, so vote them out now.

The head movement at 1:57 on that Roy video is terrific. I think some (all) of you really miss the underlying point of the bug jars. If we get a fight, that's great, but typically they both look like shmucks, which is the point.

Goldengreek cabbageboy DarKnight Enigma No.

I like the day by day idea! Here's the schedule: Saturday: KOAB Sunday: Pbone Monday: Captain of Outer Space Tuesday: King Cucaracha Wednesday: Richard Thursday: EHME Friday: VX Next Saturday: Lei Tong Next Sunday: YPOV Don't fuck it up.

Who wants to take over doing this while I'm on vacation next week?

Juan Gonzalez

^fuck yeah. Great example. Best record should get the advantage. As for OT, I think they should play another full quarter, straight up.

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This is the Bug Jar that I would soak in gas and burn.

Sammy Sosa

What would you do if you stepped outside, and there was a gigantic fucking lion a few feet away from the front of your house/apt that had clearly been waiting for the door to open?