Agent of Oblivion

What's this fucker have going for him? When I get back from Puerto Rico, I'm going to zero his post count. Your post count's days are numbered, Dickanus.

Used to be. IU is just down, is all, and the Pacers are in such bad shape they're leaving town. Tex did almost bring up a good point, though, Bob. You like the Nets, The Saints, and Memphis. You're hardly one to question another person's sports allegiances.

To be fair, it's difficult to like the local sports teams, except for the Colts. We don't have an MLB team, or a college team of reknown outside of Notre Dame football and IU Basketball, which are both in shambles, or Pur-don't university, which has never mattered outside this time zone. Even I, for the most part, shift my allegiances to Chicago's teams.

From what I've gathered, Cowboy Numbers is Matt Youngin' it in terms of his sports fandom: 1. NFL: Cowboys 2. NCAA Football: Florida 3. NCAA Basketball: Duke For context, he lives about 90 minutes from me.

I've spent about the last half hour in their guns forum.

You ever watch Rob Johnson play? Note that I said "Just about" right...there.

way to not come off as a dick there Who asked you, you little pud? The point I was trying to make is that he said he enjoyed that heavyweight fight. Therefore, he may enjoy many BETTER fights from days of old The Ali/Frazier series, or Foreman/Lyle, just to rattle off two off the top of my head.

How well versed are you on classic heavyweight fights? I mean if you find that interesting...

He takes a while to get rid of the ball every time. Leftwich has just about the slowest delivery I've ever seen from an NFL starting QB.

C'mon Texas. Beat stinkin' Duke. I'm drunk. Vacation preparation.

That comic is fucking hilarious, though.

You have Oklahoma State in the finals? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-kay.

Fun fact about the Purdue-Washington game. Purdue's Chris Kramer's dad was my probation officer. I hope the cocksucker dies in a car fire.

I've thought about this off and on all day today! I've decided on being weighted and flung into Lake Baikal via trebuchet.

I listen to it a couple of nights a week. Depends on the topic. I don't go for the ghosts and shit, but love when they get into these impossibly complicated government conspiracies.

Good question. I'll answer before I start packing and run to the store to invest in as much SPF 60 sunblock as I can carry. If I die with enough of a fortune, I'm going to commission a pyramid. If I die broke, cremate me.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS PLANT MAN

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

Open wide, Byron. I'm going to crap down your throat.

Pettigrew is the lone first round TE talent in this year's draft. Anyone else at that position would be an egregious error by the Philadelphia personnel guys.

I think leaving popular country music out of the tourney was a wise decision given the tastes of the board at large. Neither of the two songs mentioned would have a shot. Let's build a bridge: "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex.

I had WVU winning that one, but didn't have them going anywhere, so I'm fine.

Finally change your mind on this one? You were all set to argue when I predicted this..last month was it? I'm sort of thinking Buffalo reaches for the stars and takes him at 11, though. If not, he'll definitely be there for Philly.

Speaking of WVU, they're about to get offed by Dayton.

You ever call in to Coast-to-Coast AM?