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John Kerry could relieve Contreras. At least Contreras can be sent down. Most expensive players can't get sent down to AAA

Meanwhile in the Red Sox bullpen, John Kerry is waiting to warm up to relieve Lowe

How about A-Train becomes a Competitive Eater! You can either try to eat a 72oz steak in an hour or wrestle the A-Train. Yeeeeah

Kane idea.. during the horrid pregnancy.. Kane can show up in t-shirts and BBQ aprons with "#1 father" on them. And then he can reveal his religious side by insisting that Lita marry him. I'm sure they could bring in the injured Paul Bearer Kane could just end this all by claiming that he's really infertile, and he was just saying he impregnated Lita to screw with her head. Hurricane: Being a superhero, he needs a super-villain to rival him. Considering that Hurricane hasn't won a match this year, that super-villain should be Stevie Richards. Stevie can "harness" the power of past superstars by imitating them, giving him the strength to vanquish the Hurricane. Sure, Hurricane could move on, but they have to sell masks and all. He's a super hero and he has no nemisis. No wonder he loses. He's rusty. It's like if you put Batman in Salt Lake City. David Flair Idea: Bring him in as the obsessed former lover of Stacy. He can beat people senseless with his crowbar to "impress" Stacy. And also, he could claim that he 'visited' Test and beat him to a pulp with his crowbar. David Flair could add the DEPTH~! by claiming that since his father never spent time with him when he was young, he's going to injure superstars as a way to impress Stacy and so they could go home and spend time with their kids. Any comments?

Hell would freeze over before Glaus and Garciaparra sign with Kansas City. When it comes to money for the off season, the Royals have shed about $11.2 million this year (Grimsley, Leskanic, Beltran). They'll probably dump Gonzalez over the offseason (He could have come back this week, but his back is feeling worse), he got $4M this year, he'd get $7M next year. Not to mention the money from revenue sharing. Plus, it's a horrible PR move to trade the most popular player on the team and the only major one who resigned with the team instead of going for FA.

Gil Meche gives them some pitching? You haven't checked his stats, have you? Majors: 10 games started, 1-5, 7.06 ERA AAA: 9 games started, 1-3, 5.76 ERA And these are in pitchers parks (Seattle and Tacoma) Meche sucks. The guys who are demoted off of last place teams aren't that valuable. It would be a tremendous dump for the only power hitter on the team. So, we should trade our most popular player and then pay 11 million for another first baseman? Oooook.. that'll go over well. Especially with the people who claim that the Royals got ripped off for Beltran and the people who think Glass won't put money into the team.

Season 1: Hammer, Corey Feldman, Emmanuel Lewis, Vince Neil, Jerri from Survivor, Gabrielle Carteris (90210) and Brande Roderick Season 2: Vanilla Ice, Erik Estrada, Ron Jeremy, Tammy Faye, Traci Bingham and Trishelle and Season 3 is Dave Coulier (Uncle Joey), Flavor Flav, Jordan (NKOTB), Charo, Drago's wife (Brigette Neilsen), Ryan from American Idol so.. Season 3's cast, step up, or step down? I bet Coulier unleashes the Bullwinkle. I'm watching reruns of Season 2, and it's odd.. and Traci Bingham is good looking

Baird would be stupider to take Gil Fucking Meche, a guy who is failing in AAA in FUCKING TACOMA for the best hitter on the team

Meanwhile in a move to piss off thousands of fans, the Royals are considering trading Mike Sweeney to the Mariners for Gil Meche and minor leaguers. It makes no fucking sense. And i'm sure it'd go over well with the thousands of Sweeney fans

via 1Bob: http://www.1wrestling.com/news/newsline.asp?news=19078 Damn.. that's pretty freaking heroic. I don't know how many of us can really claim that we'd do the same. Damn. Best of luck Saturn.

[We fade a dark room where we see Rob Gilbert dressed in black. Gilbert takes a drink of water and starts.] Gilbert - I have a sad announcement. My wrestling career will be on hold. You see, unfortunately my parents decided it was more important for me to go to college than to wrestle. [Gilbert pauses.] Gilbert - and they puncuated this point by threatening to cut my inheritence if I didn't enroll in college. [Gilbert shakes his head.] Gilbert - But, I will not deprive you of my presence. You see, they will let me manage a wrestler. [Gilbert smiles.] Gilbert - But, who will I manage? [Gilbert smirks.] Gilbert - I have scouts scouring the globe for fresh talent. So my first charge might be from Russia, Brazil or even Japan. I might even manage a current SWF superstar. You don't know what I will do. You'll have to stay tuned. Because, these things take time. Yeeeeeah. So, don't worry, I will be with you still. [Gilbert takes a drink of water.] Gilbert - Hit the music. ["Crockett's theme" plays as Gilbert drinks water again and we fade to black.]

^ What a humanitarian I finally started messing with HCTP, and in Season Mode, I got into a fight with the Undertaker backstage, where we both well headfirst off of a truck Elimination Chamber matches also = "fall on your head goodness" anybody tried the hardcore match in the training room? try punching the punching bag, and make sure it doesn't some back to hit you

Royals: 1. Desi Relaford 2. Brian Anderson 3. Rudy Seanez

Ricky should go back to Baseball.

How many people would know her for something other than being the wife of Drago? it was my choice

Summerslam: The Boston Red Sox (Bronson "BA" Arroyo, Gabe "The Crusher" Kapler and Jason "Vicious" Varitek) with their cornerman "Big Daddy" David Ortiz take on the New York Yankees (Alex "The 22 Million Dollar Man" Rodriguez, "The Worchester Wrecking Machine" Tanyon Sturtze and a mystery Yankee) with cornerman Jason Giambi and during the match, Kapler is laid out. Later, Nomar comes out and then drops the big leg on Varitek and reveals himself as the third Yankee

Holy shit! Rick James! they're playing this on VH1 right now too

and a porn star just prepositioned Erik Estrada. Aww yeah.. haha

and Vanilla Ice started to rant about how their neighbor is a "German Bitch" after she slammed the door on them. Trishelle is hot too.

It doesn't matter.. you don't win games when you go down 6 early. You play to win.

Chris George gave up 10 runs in 3 innings against the Indians what's worse that George gave up 10 runs or that Pena kept him in the game for the entire second inning (where he gave up 8 runs) and the third inning (where he gave up 2 more runs) Pena sucks so much when it comes to managing pitching

(the man being flipped off is Perro Aguayo)

Birds was Prince Paul if UJM is a PBP, he will be banned again

does he still have the horseshoe haircut? sorry.. randomness

or would they team La Parka with Tajiri wait.. that would be a fucking awesome team