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Let's go to the debate NoCalMike makes original post vivisectvi replies to snippet with sarcastic reply CoreyLazarus cites B4C, is ignored Mike debates the point of vivi by asking "Does making asinine comments make you cool?" Betty Houle posts an Ebert column Mike respoinds to the points in that column by saying ""The Reagans" was MILDLY critical? Ebert is a fucking moron." Metroman adds thoughts Mike replies, brings up Liberal support of Moore, calls the film a joke Mole asks Mike if he's seen the movie which he's calling a joke Mike says that he doesn't have to see it Yami notes that Mike's credbility went down with that statement Mike debates that point by stating "Don't you have more moronic non-points to make elsewhere?" KKK promises no fat jokes, says he won't see the movie TheOriginalOrangeGoblin says he loved the movie NoCalMike says that the thread has been hijacked Mike refutes that point by saying "This gets filed under "tough shit"." MrZsasz replies to the Ebert post with "Could you stop being so bitchy and obsessively pedantic?" Kotz notices the Corey post Mike pledges to not be bitchy and all that if Zsasz does the same Renegade mentions a change of the thread title in relation to Mike's replies, reviews the movie Mike debates the 'thread title' point with "Renegade, you are a dolt", also mentions the idea of a movie with a conspiracy theory about Clinton and Ron Brown wouldn't be reacted to the same NoCalMike notes that with that idea "it would be fair for to ask that people replying to the thread had actually seen the movie" godthedog wants the thread to be a Movie topic and not a CE topic Mike replies to the sentiments about anti-Moore people with "Gee, I feel the same way about the people who think he's just peachy" godthedog clarifies "yeah, post was edited to make it more clear that i was referring to the degeneration of the whole discussion, not just those who think he's a fat, overrated, lying sack of shit." Mole questions having an opinion on a movie without seeing it NoCalMike replies to the first godthedog post with a headbanging symbol vivisectvi declares Mike's reply to godthedog to be asinine treble charged asks for the thread to stay on topic Mike blames NoCalMike and vivisectvi for the thread going off topic, claims they want a "circle jerk" IllustriousOne notes the title of the folder, and that he hasn't seen the movie Mike claims the posts were off-topic IllustriousOne compliments Mike's intelligence, notes that the intentions of the thread were clear NoCalMike notes the movie was better than expected Mole comments on the 'circlejerk' by citing the first post Vitamin X replies to NoCalMike's comments about the 2000 election facts, mentions the ignorance of people Corey talks about B4C Mike asks for cites, claims stuff is myths, says that he won't correct Mole because his head is in his ass JAxlMorrison asks Mike for cites on the invented parts of the movie Mike thinks JAxl was talking about the Reagans JAxlMorrison clarifies and says he was talking about Fahrenheit 9/11 Mike cites the errors in Moore's film (which he hadn't seen at this point) slacklet comes in and the thread falls apart Out of 13 posts to that point, i'd say one post was him taking part in a debate. He goes get half-points for the Ron Brown thing, the reply about how certain Florida events were myths and for the errors in Moore's film. He might get some credit for the post about the errors in "The Reagans" Basically, Mike's posts were made up of various insults to other posters, and not some part of a debate. And he blamed the thread going off-topic on the first two posters. It seems that if he hadn't posted in that thread, it would have stayed a reaction thread. But, he felt the need to comment with the debate inspiring "Does making asinine comments make you cool?". Ok Mad Dog. Whatever ya say.

I didn't screw up too badly, did I?

Lita should become pregnant in order to protect the business

Learn about all the events of the world that impact you. Such as World War I! "We constantly get into wars we should never be apart of, example ww1 (We arned people not to get on the fucking boat)" Learn about the arnings to Americans to not just on the "fucking boat" and learn why that justified the Germans sinking boats! Learn about Korea! "Korea(explain why we were there?)" I'll tell you this, let the North Koreans overtake the South Koreans, it's not a threat to us. Let them have Japan also! [/sarcasm] and all the other shit! like WW2! "We still do not know everything that happened in the holocaust. First the russians told us 4 million died. In 1989 they changed their minds and said it was closer to 1.1 million. Lot's of propaganda was used and even people that were there believe it. In Dachau most troops who liberated it said they saw the poisen shower rooms but, the evidence says there were no such thing in the Dachau camp. Also most people would agree it was a mostly jewish experience at the holocaust but, what about the polish, and the gypsies? You should check out a series of tapes that David Cole made. He is a former jew, now athiest who did alot of reasearch on this" "None of these camps are in original condition and would you explain to me how the killing chamber in auschwitz was right next door to the SS dining hall for the nazi's? I tend to belive that 1.1 million died due to bad hygene conditions causing scurvy and all other crazy illness's from back then. Also it is a fact that 95% of the Zyclon B was used to delouse clothes and such." "WHat is wrong with revisionist history? Some of it is true. Why not acually read the site, then comment. BTW we had no business going to germany during wwII even if they did declare war. Hitler was obviously an idiot fascist but, does that give us the right to fight him even if he was killing people? NO" Adolf Hitler says "I reccomend Rob Johnstone's history course, it's about time that history went my way" and if you order now, you get a 400 page history book that was once assigned to Mr. Johnstone in High School, I can tell you that he didn't read a single page of it, hell, the books have had every page whited out to cleanse it of Liberal propaganda steeltoed boots could seperately, all quotes by Rob Johnstone are legit, boy, he's a dumbass The 42th person to order will get a Leon Sharpe t-shirt [inside joke, SJL]

[We cut to the grounds of a Mansion in New York. We see Rob Gilbert jogging around a track wearing an Orange suit and orange pants.] Rob Gilbert - Let me tell you this.. this is an absurd outfit.. to jog in [Gilbert snaps his fingers and we see that he's now wearing a wifebeater and bicycle shorts and he has headphones on.] Gilbert - When I was growing up, I wasn't allowed to listen to most music, because it's crap. I'm therefore jogging to classical music. It makes you smarter, not deaf. [Gilbert jogs a bit more, stops, catches his breath and continues] Gilbert - I'm jogging in this wifebeater so I can relate to the common man. You see, I hear the common man will be coming to see me wrestle in Omaha. Therefore, I want to know how he thinks without having to hit myself in the head with a brick. I figure that by doing this, I will be able to dispense more of my good advice from 18 years as a rich young male. [Gilbert keeps jogging.] Gilbert - First piece of advice. Use deodorant. Please, Randy Johnson might be ugly like you all, but let me tell you this, use right guard. Or, if you want to be be better smelling, use cologne or perfume, anything. And remember that if you choose to bathe before you come to the show, please do it in a bath tub, and not in the Missouri River. [Gilbert jogs to a bench and sits down.] Gilbert - Rosenblatt Stadium will be the scene of history. Not the college world series, but the debut of Robzilla. In fact, it will be renamed Rob Gilbert stadium soon, in honor of my victory there. [Mitch Duncan walks up to Gilbert and hands him a bottle of water.] Gilbert - I hear i'm facing Manson and somebody named Eunech. Mitch Duncan - Munich Gilbert - Yes, I know Munich is in Germany. They filmed Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory there. I've been there. My family employs one of the original Oompa Loompas as a butler. So? Duncan - The other opponent is named Munich, not Eunuch. Gilbert - You mean he's not an eunuch? Duncan - He might be, you'll have to ask him when you have time. Gilbert - Anyways, I guess Bremen, Dresden and Salzberg were taken. Anyways, Manson and Munich are both very capable wrestlers, well, I suspect they are good. They're probably both very hungry competitors fighting to get out of the trailer park, or where-ever common wrestlers like them live. But, that reminds me.. I'm hungry too. [Gilbert snaps his fingers and we cut to him in the dining room, eating a sandwich. We cut back to him in the gym.] Gilbert - That's better. You see, you fans will get to see my greatness tomorrow. I am preparing for my victory. Now, hit the training music. ["The theme from Miami Vice" plays as we cut to Gilbert in a wrestling ring. He arm-drags his opponent. He then arm-drags him again. He randomly struts and then whips his opponent into the corner. Gilbert turns his opponent around and hits him with a Tornado DDT. Gilbert walks to the corner and we see a slow-motion shot of his frog splash. We cut back to ringside where Gilbert is drinking water.] Gilbert - Let me tell you about my opponent there. He's a New York legend. He's Mr. Pat Watley. [We get a closer shot of Watley, who appears to be an aging and overweight prelim wrestler.] Gilbert - He's wrestled for 15 years, and i'm the best you've faced, right? Watley - Yeah daddio! Gilbert - Now, I didn't hit my finisher on the legendary Portugeese Pat, because I don't want to knock him out. Watley - Thank you for your generousity daddio! Gilbert - But, I will unleash Straight out of Chappaqua on either Manson or Rotterdam. Watley - His name is Munich, daddio! Gilbert - Pat, I got something for you. [Gilbert gesters off-screen and he's handed a bottle of wine, which he hands to Watley.] Gilbert - knock yourself out! Watley - Yeah daddio! [Gilbert snaps his fingers and we cut back to the track, where "The Theme from Miami Vice" plays and we see Gilbert jogging on the track. We cut back to Gilbert, drinking water, sitting in a chair.] Gilbert - Now, I will advise the fans of the SWF to make the following moves to make my match tomorrow most pleasant. Please, do not buy beers. First off, American beer is nothing compared to Wine. But, I don't drink or smoke. Drinking and smoking are weird common man things that I won't get, because I won't be miserable enough to start them. Manson and Munich will fell my wrath, for you see, let me tell you this, I will unleash the reign of terror on them. Robzilla will leave them out in the cold. For money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys the elements essential for it. Yeeeeah. [We cut to scenes of Gilbert playing tennis and jogging in his orange suit and pants as "The Theme from Miami Vice" plays.]

usually people eat popcorn at movies. I guess you don't want any popcorn.

Mike, do you want any popcorn?

And to clarify.. the song is called "Crockett's theme" (Jan Hammer)

meanwhile.. Desi Fucking Relaford will be the everyday third baseman fuck.. the guy's hitting .200

Tony Pena was the AL manager of the year on a total fluke. Let's go though some of his fun times this year. #1 - Overuse of Jason Grimsley #1b - Misuse of Jason Grimsley Grimsley is the AL Appearances leader, and Pena loved to keep putting him in with inherited runners on. It turns out that Grimsley sucks in those situations. #2 - Miscommunication with the GM Playing tonight for the second game in a row is a catcher hitting .220 and not the catcher who we just traded for #3 - Mendy Lopez Baird (the GM here) had to demote Mendy so Pena would stop playing him so much. Mendy's only hitting around .120 #4 - Crappy handling of pitching in general Sorry you guys haven't gotten to be around here to grasp this completely. And here are the various others #1 - John Cumberland (Royals pitching coach) He's only responsible for the worst pitching staff in the majors. A staff that just doesn't strike people out. He should be fired ASAP. #2 - Nick Swartz (Trainer) I'm sure it's not his fault that all the players keep getting injured. Yesterday, Joe Randa was playing as a DH. Today, he needs knee surgery. Kelly Stinnett is the first catcher to need Tommy John surgery. Look at all the pitchers who have coincidentally gotten hurt. #3 - David Glass You don't need to spend big money yet, just spend some money to get some people with freaking sense in the system, to keep the players healthy and all that. Bleeeeehhhh

bleh.. Baltimore is up 10-1

Kane's sperm got a monster push into Lita's egg

Benoit's a big jerk, ya know

Here's all the stuff for that.. bare with me and the commentary-based match stuff Date of matches: October 9th, 2001 First, the set up and more set up And a prematch interview And another interview Ready yet? Nothing like going down "Squash" road, beating up real guys, and all that. Sharpe also countered the ceremonial salt. I think that the match order is fucked, the best match was first. Man, I have alot of this stuff saved.

I checked, and there's a Coren on 411 too I think he's clean

Due to a lack of badness from my time in SJL (and SWF).. I'll just bring up the ridiculous stuff from my other feds I started in this one fed with the gimmick of the Elvi (Al Vice and Press Lee). It's pretty self-explanatory. Then King Kong Bundy joined with them to form the Elvi World Order. Then alot of other guys joined. Ahmed Johnson, a Scott Hall knockoff "Razor", Lodi, Mikey Whipwreck, Vanilla Ice, Sid, Hacker (Leon Sharpe in his early days). Every guy in the stable was handled by me. Mikey did hold a title. Razor held a title. Razor and Ahmed held the tag team titles. The Elvi were kicked out sometime early and it was called "The EWO". Two of the members were killed. Lodi was decapitated and his head was used by another wrestler. Mikey Whipwreck was fed to a shark, then I tried to no-sell that, which didn't work. Hacker (Sharpe) sorta became the leader, and he never really succeeded at winning the title. I think the fed's last show ended with the EWO beating up some people. There were numerous guys.. yeah. I don't regret the Vanilla Ice part. Nothing like having him come out and hit a guy with that gold chain. Here's one of his matches, since I looked up the fed on archive.org classic.. classic that was 5 years ago.. damn

I'm sorry, when was John Kerry put in charge of Americans Coming Together? Kerry knew! this is part of his evil plan to "touch the children", ya know. He'll soon be called John "Candyman" Kerry. Democrats are the devil.

I'm sure Ambassador Negroponte will help Iraq utilize this freedom.

So, was this guy named Horton by any chance? Nothing like "The Democrats are sending out the John Kerry Pedophile brigade" to get the election season kicking. Especially with all the various rapists (or one guy arrested for endangering a child) around. "This year, some 600,000 inmates will be released from prison back into society. We know from long experience that if they can't find work, or a home, or help, they are much more likely to commit crime and return to prison. So tonight, I propose a four-year, $300 million prisoner re-entry initiative to expand job training and placement services, to provide transitional housing, and to help newly released prisoners get mentoring, including from faith-based groups." - Bush, State of the Union any progress on that?

http://www.sports-wired.com/draft/draft_search.asp this rocks The Royals drafted John Elway, Dan Marino and Deion Sanders (BTW, it's not my fault if that doesn't work all the time)

Here are some pitchers in Mexico. Leonardo Gonzalez DOB: August 1983 Stats: 18 starts, 4-6, 4.80 ERA, 93 and 2/3rds innings, 80 strikeouts (second in the league), 58 walks, 52 runs allowed (50 earned), 107 hits allowed, Opponents are batting .306 with 12 homers. Leonardo has hit 3 batters and thrown 14 wild pitches. He strikes out 7.69 people per 9 innings, walks 5.55 per 9 innings and he has a 1.76 WHIP Armando Valdez DOB: 8/8/84 Stats: 3.29 ERA, 18 starts, 1 relief appearance, 106 2/3rds innings, 74 strikeouts (6.24 per 9), 40 walks, 1.42 WHIP, opponents are batting .276 with 9 home runs Gonzalez strikes out people (a rarity in the Mexican league), and he had four wild pitches in his last start Valdez is better. Except for the K-rate. The pitching is more worthwhile in a hitters league like Mexico. Since the hitters have inflated stats, and most of them are 30

Busch Stadium sucks. and the new stadium seems much better than a doughnut stadium

Anybody know of a good pitching coach who's looking for work? John Cumberland and his "Don't strike people out, put the ball in play" philosophy irritate the hell out of me. It's a proven failure. If you don't strike people out, YOU WILL NOT PITCH VERY WELL The league K/9 average is now 6.46 And here's how the Royals have done so far Dennys Reyes - 7.03 Darrell May - 6.22 Zack Greinke - 5.32 Jeremy Affeldt - 4.72 Brian Anderson - 3.38 Jimmy Gobble - 2.56 (so far today)

Meanwhile in Kansas City.. Desi Relaford is batting 6th his numbers this year: .201 BA/.537 OPS, 1 HR, 8 RBI Tony Pena's a freaking idiot and i'm really getting sick of him