Rob E Dangerously

I'd buy the Clippers and move them to Missouri, but that'd require alot of money. Plus, Kemper Arena sorta sucks

why did AG ditch the "get a football and try to run past a gladiator" game?

These close encounters are called 'perihelic oppositions,' meaning that the Sun, Mars, and Earth are in a straight line with Earth in the middle as Mars makes its closest approach to the Sun. RUN!!! WE'RE DONE FOR! *runs*

Berroa's also improving as a fielder. He's had like 20 games or so without an error, even if he has had around 15 or 20 this year. Angel is going to be pretty damned good when he gets more experience. As for the Setup Man. Donnelly is better, he didn't blow the lead in the ASG.

Didn't they move the ESPYs from New York to LA? it's either bad planning or bitterness from New York

"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?" "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --" "-- yeah --" "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!" -- "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?" "No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, long live the fuckin' beast."

Why don't you just claim that she probably broke it while masturbating? that'd be a better mental image than Molly on a plummelhorse before.. noooooo.. ya know

Wow, that doesn't make me feel like a peice of meat at all. I thought you liked it when we chatted that way.

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb...tives&fext=.jsp let's just get this straight, Torre, the big time New York guy beats out Pena here? Pena being within 12 wins of topping last years total, in July doesn't seem to count. Maybe if Tony was in New York, he'd praise him, but since he's in Kansas City, he barely knows anything. Oh yeah, and his rookie of the year choice. While there are valid arguments for Baldelli. I'm holding out my vote for MacDougal or maybe Baldelli, after I watch the D-Rays/Royals games this year. Mack the Ninth seems to be ignored by Tom Dumbass here. "A trio of worthy Royals -- Angel Berroa and Ken Harvey, with identical numbers, and closer Mike MacDougal -- cancel each other out." Just one last note here, Berroa's numbers aren't all that different from Matsui's numbers. Same # of HRs. slight different in BA and OBP. Berroa has a higher slugging percentage than Matsui. The only vast difference is in RBIs, and Berroa bats low in the order about every day. Plus, when it comes to speed, Berroa is beating out Matsui easily. "The man's legs didn't come through customs", Apollo Creed would say. Plus, Berroa is coming off a season where he hit .215 as an Omaha Royal. It appears that he has bounced back from a bad year. Matsui was winning a batting title in Japan. I just don't regard the MLB rookie of the year as being a hyped multi-million dollar star. How often has a possible rookie of the year like Matsui been so well-known before he even batted? This isn't like the first Rookie of the Year, Jackie Robinson, nothing is stopping players like Matsui and Ichiro from playing in ML ball when they're much younger. Matsui could be the best "rookie", but Joe Torre is not the best manager.

As Jerry Falwell can tell you, Parody is protected speech.

Nice to see that the Best Bowler and Best Outdoor Athlete got their props on stage with Bonds and Serena

but they said it from MTV!!

because they traded one guy? Ooooook

Shawn, don't lie, you really wanted to kick the crap out of him, didn't you?

Choken, you do know that with St. Louis in the NLCS, KC will be motivated to win the ALCS. Just because the first I-70 series wasn't bitter enough, and the series this year went 3-3, with KC winning 2 in StL and 1 in KC.

and Stewart's deal is up after this year too. what's the outfield going to look like now? I thought Jacque and Shannon were left fielders

Actually, Klelty might turn out better than Stewart in this deal.

True fact: Neither 32nd man played tonight. Don't you feel better for voting now? --- Selig is a disgrace. Bush liberated Iraq, he should attempt to liberate Major League Baseball and force Selig into exile.

I found this though a a chatroom and it's just funny. http://ww2.netnitco.net/~rustedshut/sa/Mat...ngerTribute.mp3 And yeah.. I do realize where this is hosted. So, who knows how long this URL will stay up. You might want to save your copies.

Eric Gagne on losing the All Star game: "It's no big deal" I'm sure those Braves and Giants fans agree with you goateeman

Mulder was in the game for too long Guardado sucks. The three guys who didn't pitch tonight: Halladay Lance Carter MacDougal Halladay was pretty much not going to do much. Lance is a token Mac could have pitched. Bob, blame Furcal for the NL's loss. His god damn throw and his warning track power cost you.

Mike MacDougal didn't even get to come into the game. NICE MANAGING SCIOSCIA! NICE WORK SELIG! YOU GOD DAMN MILWAUKEE SON OF A BITCH

I notified Kris Kringle and the CIA as well. I alerted Mr. Bean

No nobody even confirmed what the hell AR would stand for

Since it comes from Japan. What does AR stand for? Please tell me. Come on.. anybody?