Rob E Dangerously

Dusty also told Hee-Seop Choi to "stop looking at my dog like that, I know what you Koreans do"

Yeah.. he's in the running for the Rookie of the Year (although that'll be second place since they'll give it to Matsui, who is nowhere near a rookie) with Baldelli, MacDougal and probably some other guys.

Giambi has the triangle. Which until I saw Sportscenter (Sutcliffe the moron was mentioning it on the Friday game), I thought Rick was suggesting that Giambi was gay. Nah. Frank Thomas has a great shot of getting in the game since it's in Chicago. Who closes for the AL, Mac, Eddie or Foulke? Who closes for the NL, Smoltz or Gagne?

I'd save the votes for Giambi or Frank. One of them will replace Sweeney. I've heard good things about Byrnes. MacDougal might be the AL Closer. Who knows. He has 24 saves so far, on pace for the record for rookies.

if Dunn can get over .220! (don't get mad, I have Dunn on my fantasy team until Sweeney gets off the DL)

No wonder he had an outfit, the Power Rangers were fighting Bob Saget!

Lima's ERA after 5 starts and 32.1 innings is 3.06. Sure, he had three starts against the Indians and Tigers. He fared well against the Cardinals and Giants too. It even seems that his attitude is better. He always seems to be around the top of the dugout on the days he isn't pitching. Lima of 2003 is much different since he's playing for a winning team and there's alot of positive energy around. He's also using a slider. Lima's next start is on Saturday against the Rangers. We'll see if the Rangers and whatever big hitters they have left, could do anything to Lima. Every decent pitcher has a few bad years, and Lima is adjusting to Kauffman Stadium better than he adjusted to Enron Field or Comerica Park. At least in KC, most pop flies are outs. All in all, Lima was signed to be in Omaha, then he came up to fill in, now he looks like he might have a spot on a playoff team. All in all, not a bad season for Jose.

Today, Lima gave up two hits to the Tigers in his fourth win. He's been a good starter and a good pickup for the Royals. LIMA TIME!

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/07/...7179203869.html Dumbass Turkmenbashi

Two caveats. One, Byrd has been the recognized #1 contender by Ring Magazine for quite some time. He's been a contender for god knows how long, and most others in his position (Tua, Rahman, Grant) have received title shots. Second, Wladimir got KO'd by Corrie Freakin' Sanders. And Byrd lost to Wladimir by a lopsided decision. I don't think you can say that Byrd is better than Wlad, based on any evidence.

Eric Gagne It's probably a good thing I only got to see Gagne once when the Royals played in LA. Gagne, while able to get as much sex as he wants (but he's probably married), is lights out. Rollie Fingers is the all time champion, but he's not in sports today. Local KC mention: Mike MacDougal, who has 23 saves (well on pace to break Billy Koch's AL rookie record of 31) but he will have to put up one hell of a half season to reach the Royals record of 45 (held by Quisenberry and Monty)

"John Carl Marquez, 36, was convicted of “placing bodily fluid upon a government employee,” a felony that can carry a life sentence because of the possibility of transmitting a potentially deadly disease." Obviously, the facts are presented. Sorta opposite to the ones that caused much grief. I'm not too unhappy about this

Byrd should fight Wladimir before he starts bitching that Lennox is ducking him. Remember that Wladi kicked the shit out of Byrdman

I'm feeling old. The only one remembered anything about was the Phantom Ranger. And I probably caused the spending of alot of money on those damn toys too. Connect the tiger to the thingie, damnit, it doesn't move easily! I forgot when I bailed on the show. Probably when I got pubic hair. I remember the one guy with the huge head who was supposed to really kick ass. The idiocy of the villains is amazing. The easy way to do this is to send Putties that don't have some easy weakness with a gun to shoot them all. And don't let them go to a jungle ninja camp after you unleashed your Ooze

Now, let's take a look at the Chan films with plot stuff from IMDB Charlie Chan Carries On (1931) Charlie steps in to solve the murder of a wealthy American found dead in a London hotel. Settings include London, Nice, San Remo, Honolulu and Hong Kong. Fast-paced with lots of wisecracking. (Charlie Chan Carries on is regarded to be 'lost' with no prints known) Black Camel, The (1931) Movie star Sheila Fayne is seeing wealthy Alan Jaynes while filming in Honolulu, Hawaii, but won't marry him without consulting famed psychic Tanaverro first. Tanaverro confronts her about the unsolved murder of fellow film star Denny Mayo three years earlier, and she decides to reject Jaynes' proposal. When Sheila is found shot to death in her beach-front pavilion, Charlie Chan of the Honolulu Police investigates. Charlie Chan's Chance (1932) Charlie is the intended murder victim here, and he avoids death only by chance. To find the murderer (since, of course, murder does occur), Charlie must outguess Scotland Yard and New York City police. [This movie is also believed to be lost] Quotes: Charlie Chan: Some heads like hard nuts - much better if well cracked Tagline: 'With eyes that see all, lips that tell nothing, Charlie Chan unmasks the most sinister crime of his career' Charlie Chan's Greatest Case (1933) No plot found. Movie believed to be lost. Charlie Chan's Courage (1934) Charlie is hired to deliver a pearl necklace to a millionaire at his ranch. When murder intervenes he disguises himself as a Chinese servant and begins sleuthing. (Believed to be lost) Charlie Chan in London (1934) Charlie visits a wealthy country home in England. Suspects in the murder range from a housekeepe to a stableman to a lawyer Quote: 'Charlie Chan: If you want wild bird to sing do not put him in cage.' Charlie Chan in Paris (1935) Charlie's visit to Paris, ostensibly a vacation, is really a mission to investigate a bond-forgery racket. But his agent, apache dancer Nardi is killed before she can tell him much. The case, complicated by a false murder accusation for banker's daughter Yvette, climaxes with a strange journey through the Paris sewers. Quotes: 'Yvette Lamartine: Too bad you don't dance, Mr. Chan. Charlie Chan: Mud turtle in pond more safe than man on horseback. Charlie Chan: Perfect case, like perfect doughnut, has hole. Inspector Renard: Ha, I see. Same old pessimist, aren't you? Charlie Chan: Optimist only sees doughnut. Pessimist sees hole. Charlie Chan: Hasty conclusion like gunpowder. Easy to explode. Charlie Chan: Grain of sand in eye may hide mountain. Charlie Chan: Cannot see contents of nut until shell is cracked. Charlie Chan: Joy in heart more desirable than bullet.' Charlie Chan in Egypt (1935): 'An X-ray machine reveals the presence of a corpse in an Egyptian sarcophagus. It is not that of an ancient pharaoh. Instead the body is that of recently murdered archaelogist.' 'Charlie Chan: Hasty conclusion like hole in water, easy to make.' Charlie Chan in Shanghai (1935) The Chinese government calls Charlie Chan to Shanghai to investigate a murder involving an opium ring. Ring leaders kidnap Charlie and attempt to have him killed. 'Charlie Chan: Holiday mood like fickle girl - privileged to change mind' Charlie Chan's Secret (1936) An ocean liner sinks off Honolulu and Allen Colby, heir to millions, is presumed dead...but local sleuth Charlie Chan is not so sure, and flies to San Francisco to investigate further. Somehow, the missing Colby is there ahead of him...but is knifed in the back before seeing anyone. Further events revolve around spiritualist Mrs. Lowell, her family of suspicious characters, and the spooky, untenanted Colby mansion, where the body turns up during a seance! 'Charlie Chan: If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion. Charlie Chan: Hasty deduction like ancient egg. Look good from outside. Charlie Chan: Necessity mother of invention, but sometimes step-mother of deception.' -- I can do on. But it's pretty much the same premise redone at least 15 times by Warner Oland (a Swede) http://us.imdb.com/Name?Oland,%20Warner Oland also played 'Fu Manchu'. It appears he had quite the career pretending to be Asian. " Criticized in recent years for his pidginEnglish dialogue, Oland was defended by costar Keye Luke, who explained that the intelligent actor (who spent much time studying Chinese culture) approached his role as that of a Chinese mandarin who had to think in one language, then speak in another" -- http://us.imdb.com/Mlinks?0028708 This covers a spectrum of the series

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"Ahahaha, I got them now! Once they fall for my plan! I will be the king of summertime!"

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...n_go_pr_wh/bush Man, it must be easier to say "Come on, and try to take us down" when you're not the one in danger. '"Saddam Hussein had a weapons program," Bush said. "Remember he used them — he used chemical weapons on his own people."' (yeah, in 1988. Even then, certain American administrations were more willing to think the Iranians were behind those attacks.) '"We're exploring all options as to how to keep the situation peaceful and stable," he said. "One thing has to happen: Mr. Taylor needs to leave the country. ... In order for there to be peace and stability in Liberia, Charles Taylor needs to leave now."' Don't worry Charles, the last guy he told to leave is still in his country and he's still alive. Somewhere. It's not like Bush is goin to unleash the US military on Liberia too. -- It sure it encouraging that we have Clint Eastwood as the President. "Do yuh feel lucky Saddam? Do yuh?"

Takes 'Kill the Ump' to a new height

There's this guy that I am in the same chat room as, and he is wrestling on some shows in Michigan. Last night, he started with a new name. His new name is 'Jake Cannon' It turns out that somebody searched the net and found a horrible secret. Jake Cannon is also the name of a gay porn star. So, tonight, he will step out for his second match using the name of a gay porn star. I hope he can hold his opponent down and give it to him raw dawg. Anyways, it's just bad for him. Eh?

Meanwhile, my team rips it up. C- Javy Lopez/Pudge 1B- Sweeney/Durazo 2B- Vidro/Stynes 3B- Pujols/Relaford SS- Cabrera/A. Gonzalez (FLA) OF- Kearns/Ichiro/Everett/Matsui/Damon Pitching- Wells/Nomo/Loaiza/Suppan/Woody Williams/Clemens/Padilla/Halladay/Runelvys (on the DL) relief staff- Hawkins and Worrell Back to your puny mortal league.

MacFarline's going to tour the country with his new 'juggling act'

So he's racist against latino Javier Lopez but not against latino Eddie Perez? Javy - Puerto Rican Eddie- Venezuelan Maddux is obviously bitter over Puerto Rico's indecisiveness on statehood v. independence

Apart from the deaths of men, women, and children, right? Yeah, yeah, it was a joke. But I find taking jokes seriously to be funny. Instead, why not make a Blutron bomb. It will destroy buildings, but not people. Granted, you'd have one hell of a homeless problem later, but, that's in the future.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Kneel before your FrOG! and if you can't figure out what FrOG would be in the conspiracy/psycho vocabulary, then tough