Rob E Dangerously

Something tells me that saying "(name), bring the Kalashnikovs!" wouldn't have the same effect in this country

WEAR THE WIG!

GOLDBERG AND GOLDUST!

If you smoked crack

"My calves are bigger than Torrie's are!"

JAZZ AND VICTORIA ARE NOW FRIENDS but Jazz wants to KILL WHITEY!

THE HAND!!!!!!

Trish and Ivory are now friends!

Bischoff's sold Austin to Smackdown for 11 guys!

I was expecting that to be a picture and then Bischoff would be by it in the same pose

Now Test has to beat up fans. Pussy.

I'd imagine the WWE could get more heat from fans if they ran in Baghdad. and not that "Stacy is not in her burkah" heat

Tonight on RAW, Nash hits HHH with his shoe. To continue the theme of 'insults from Iraq' "OH MY GOD! NASH JUST SHOWED THE SOLE OF HIS FOOT TO HHH!"

Due to Stacker2, Test has to work really hard with that lotion to get any sort of erection, even to Torrie.

Jericho can give Test some of his ass cream in exchange for that jug of hand lotion

Test gets the 'Willie the Wanker' gimmick and Stacy sure looks happy after finding out about Test's habit of masturbating to Torrie, and whatelse did she find??

what would have been worse is if they pulled out the Playgirl with Shawn Michaels in it, to continue the HBK theme

Why does Test have so much hand lotion? does he buy in bulk?

Time's next cover: accompanying article-

Jesse is the only player in Major League Baseball to have played before and after Saddam Hussein's 24 year reign in Iraq. Jesse debuted in April 1979 Saddam "debuted" in July 1979 by taking power from the previous leader. Now that Jesse has pitched on April 11th and Saddam's regime 'offically' fell on April 9th, Jesse has outlasted Saddam Hussein. Just a reminder of the world leaders in April 1979: James Callaghan was British prime minister, Jimmy Carter was President, Brezhnev ran the Soviet Union and the number one song in America was "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees. Jesse can also beat an even more merciless tyrant if Rickey Henderson can't find a team to play for in 2003

Palumbo's looking smooth

Jones has a red thong on

Ace O'Haire!

Samoa?

The CIA payday for these lucky Iraqis http://www.voxfux.com/archives/00000085.htm (I quoted it all.. fuck him) Fucking dumbass got posted here since his dumbshit can be yelled at a bit louder. Vox would make a fine Information Minister