Rob E Dangerously

The womens match was only timed to have lasted 21 seconds. Obviously they should try again next week

It turns out that my 'snack' decisions which lead to picking Spam and Pork Skins over Pork Skins and BBQ Cornnuts didn't turn out well. I could have had the Spam and Cornnuts. I finished the Spam within 24 hours. Tasty stuff, pressed into a can. The Pork Skins SUCK. They have no good taste. They leave a crappy taste that Spam couldn't remove easily. Not to mention the thought of where it came from. So, how can I use the pork skins and make them not taste so bad? maybe some sort of soup.. or a chili. I don't just want to throw it out or anything like that. Any ideas?

Hunter is half-black, and half-white. Thru a new Cajun-esque tanning procedure called "Cancer Cream"

1. What is your age? 17 2. How many hours of professional wrestling do you watch per week? a) 2-4 hours 3. Have you ever been involved in domestic violence? b) No 6. Have you ever participated in “backyard wrestling”? Technically yes, but none of that crazy shit. 7. How would you describe your personality type? b) Normal 8. Are you more or less aggressive after watching professional wrestling? c) The same 9. Do you settle arguments/confrontations with violence? Fuck no 10. What is your knowledge level of the effects of TV violence on human behavior? b) Somewhat educated 11. In your opinion, does professional wrestling on TV cause violent behavior? No, not any more than watching Robocop makes you want to be a robot who shoots people. Most links from TV to violent behavior are made with extremely stupid people who have no perception of reality. 12. How do you feel about participating in violence after watching professional wrestling? c) No change 13. What is the primary reason that you watch professional wrestling? c) Storylines 14. What is the secondary reason that you watch professional wrestling? b) Athleticism 15. Do you feel that professional wrestling is responsible for aggressive behavior in its adult (18+) audience? a) No 16. What is your favorite brand of professional wrestling? a) WWE/WWF 17. Do you typically cheer the antagonist (heel) or protagonist (babyface) when watching wrestling on TV? c) It doesn’t matter 18. Do you identify more with the antagonists or protagonists? Antagonist 19. What is your attitude towards the violence towards women in professional wrestling TV programming? b) I am offended by it (how the fuck else should somebody answer? what a flimsy question) 20. (Optional) Briefly describe your thoughts on the incident of Stone Cold Steve Austin (Steve Williams) assaulting his wife Debra Williams: I do not know what happened. I am not in a position to judge either person in this. I hope everybody involved has recieved the proper attention. It's water under the bridge

i'm paying to see the unlikely duo of RVD and Kane job in the first match. j/k

Maybe Stephanie. HHH: "Come on Booker, you don't even have to force her to do it with you"

Jericho has no shot of beating Michaels

does Nowinski/Jackie v. Trish/Bradshaw count as 'worst intergender match ever'?

or HHH can offer Booker T a bag of Wendys or a white woman

Nope. They would be against both Triple H and Booker T. making the Wrestlemania main event Rodney Mack v. HHH for the title!

Double-turn!

HHH: "Which one of you had the SS shirt? You're wearing it tonight"

or the Harris Brothers (in a surprising jump!)

I naturally emit cologne from my armpits and my feet. It's quite entertaining. Except for the time that I gave a kid a "Pitty City" and blinded him. That sucked.

now.. if this brings back the Godwinns..

I figure HHH is gonna run in under a klan robe and attack Booker. Or he will just punk out Booker. Or bring in Stevie Ray to slapjack Booker to death while HHH pedigrees Booker.

I'd prefer a Stacy Keibler masturbation video as an extra to the DVD

Raw could use a good 5 minute tape delay

Turning Brock heel will be a stupid idea.

It's pretty much the fault of the country hicks and morons at TNN

would Teddy and Mack then align with HHH? Evolution v.2: HHH, Rodney Mack, Teddy Long, Ric Flair

Remember in the first Korean War, MacArthur whupped their asses. I say it's time we bring him back from the dead to lead the sequel. (as long as he promises not to bomb Manchuria)

French Women

Where's my sluts???????

How about we stay here and you come here, or something.