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http://www.bergenrecord.com/page.php?qstr=...UVFeXk2MzU5NDQy Fox News: We Report, You Decide.

maybe they can bring in Macho Man.. I'm sure Savage can freestyle.

the hard part about SJL is writing matches, and I still have stuff going on. I'll have to call off a "100% American" Larry Hagis appearance until like May. As for Clinton. I will remember that he found ways to avoid the draft. The only difference between what he did what Republican leaders did is that Clinton never really got a student exemption like others. (Or in the case of Ashcroft/DeLay (or Gramm), they got teaching deferals). It's safe to say that the vast majority of people in politics from that time period found ways to not serve in Vietnam. Although there are noble exceptions (McCain, Cleland, others) compaing Bush and Clinton's service is a bit close to comparing their usage of drugs. Both require some speculation and that will outnumber the facts. Clinton is the Diet Cola Anti-Christ as part of a sponsorship deal. Hillary is the Dr. Schoals Anti-Christ (although Tampax may outbid them for sponsorship in 2004)

And when he finally did, he was conveniently assigned to work on planes that were so obsolete and out of date that they probably wouldn't have even made the flight to Vietnam had they been told too. Because God knows Clinton served the Army so well during that war ... Well.. Clinton is one reliable scapegoat, isn't he?? He can be blamed for all sorrow.. he's not just the Anti-Christ, he's the Diet-Cola Anti-Christ. Wouldn't that make a very odd e-wrestling character? Larry "VRWC" Hagis. I'll use Judge as an example Judge: "Larry, what you did was wrong" Hagis: "Are you suggesting that Clinton didn't do worse? He disgraced America! he--" Judge: "Dude, cool down" Hagis: "Just the usual Leftist Idiotarian thought-control there, Let me talk! this man isn't letting me talk! He should give me my time to talk! Judge Liberal, Face the facts you fat sack of lard, you have no case against me and you have to use insults because you are a hollow braindead libiot." Ok... that's a bit much. But it was in the sense of satire. Wasn't Bush's service from 1968 to 1973 in the hard work of keeping Ho Chi Minh's men out of Alabama with the National Guard? Even Al Gore came closer to danger than Bush when it came to Vietnam and Gore was a journalist. Heck, somebody prove that Bush even showed up for duty in most of 1972 and 1973. I haven't heard of anybody refuting that claim. It's quite possible that the Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces was the same man who disappeared from the National Guard to "work on a campaign."

Savage can come back with a weekly segment where he rants on anything of interest. Get the censors ready!

I notice that Savage has a resemblance to Rick Steiner in the video

Anybody else think that Savage could be successful if he released a spoken-word album of him cursing and ranting?

Latest news: US orders 4-6 day halt in the advance. I'm not sure how legit this is. Although it could be helpful in cleaning up any small messes in Southern Iraq (with rebel fighters) Actually, stalling an advance for a short time is a smart tactic if it's allowing for more troops to come in and some reinforcement of the supply lines.

you really need to beef up your useless trivia folder. I have more than that. speed up Ranty. ha

warning, contains small amount of boobies. http://machoman.com/free/video/video3/movie.mov it's still very funny, in that weird sense. Savage is fucked up.

I'm watching more coverage. Now on FOX with Geraldo on the frontlines. But, now on day nine, the "resistance" in the South is still around. Hopefully, the best will occur. But, something tells me that various "resistance" will still be around. I hope for the best.

source Ari's first statement over nine days ago: "The liberation of Iraq has begun" (to my memory) Obviously somebody was studying tapes when it came to announcing this. I just felt like sharing.

I sensed the talk of "Special forces/somebody getting Saddam within hours of the start of war" was unrealistic. I didn't expect a one week war, but, it's not encouraging when you're facing small resistance from various gangs in Iraq. Honestly, that "we'll find them later" idea probably isn't gonna fly with some people. But, I'm sure people wouldn't mind if nothing was found at all. (except for the ones angered at the lack of a real reason to be there) and that's looking a bit tough right now at a few points. The Gulf War involved the liberation of Kuwait, a much smaller country than Iraq. One more note, it took TWO DAYS from the start of ground operations to the pullout of Iraqis from Kuwait. The rest was air strikes. This is not conducted like the Gulf War. True... it'll also take alot of luck to get this system though. Preferably with a modest leader who won't abuse his power. Who can be sure who that man will be? True.

I should say that I am a cynic. Although, it seems that from some reports, the invasion in Iraq is not going well at all. Sure, we're moving towards Baghdad. But, the Coalition hasn't moved into Basra. The coalition is still in battles along the front lines. The supply lines are also being stretched. If we control cities and important areas, then the people fighting us can still attack from other areas, or the 'secure' areas. The commanders are being very stubborn about the fighting of the war. In other words, they will fight it with guys who are out there. Granted, most Iraqis who would fight the US like that will die quickly. With the Iraqis still in the houses, eventually they will have to be flushed out. This pattycake crap is gonna have to be ignored and people who are still firing from a house will eventually get theirs. The ideas of "irregulars" is correct in the sense that these are Iraqi police agencies and the such. Sorta like if the US fought the SS members in Germany. This is Urban Warfare and the US is not looking too impressive in stopping it. Even small groups of people like militiamen are slowing the US advance. The reason our men are in Iraq is WMDs. What have we found so far? a chemical plant. No chemical weapons. We also found biochem suits in a hospital. Gee.. that means they expect it and that they wouldn't be keeping these in case of something where there was a bio/chem attack, right? Not to mention the "Scuds", which are batting .000 at being meaningful, thanks to America's super paranoid Patriot "fire at anything" Missile (The Patriots firing at RAF and US planes is a HUGE fuckup), they've been neutralized. How many missile attacks been launched on Kuwait since the US started moving into Southern Iraq? The evidence is very flaky. Granted, if you had any bioweapons, you'd be taking them and running the fuck away from American troops right now. More troops are being called up to go to Iraq. More tanks and supplies are coming in. Personal opinion: Striking the bunker on Wednesday Night was a mistake in the sense of it rushed the US into a war which could have been prepared for, for another day. Plus, the "Saddam is dead/dying" stuff is speculation. He's certainly gonna have a problem with making any more speeches since Iraqi TV got it's tower bombed. This war will not end with the death of Saddam and his men. This war will simmer on with various resistance and other Iraqis who grow sick of the US forces. I do not expect America to live up to the promises about the Iraqis owning the fate of their natural resources. It'll be tapped and poured. I do not expect "freedom" in a democratic election sense, since there's always the shot of Iraq electing a leader who is Shiite, or symphaizes with Iran. (Although, you never know) It wouldn't be the first time that the US hasn't exactly been eager to deliver on deals. What is the 'end' gonna be here? Killing and arresting leaders in Baghdad? a trial? leading to elections (or maybe not elections) In these times, hope for the best. Don't be too stunned if alot of bad stuff happens. Hopefully our POWs will come home soon. Hopefully this will be a war that is one that results in a better future for Iraq. But, i'm no blind idealist either.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n...1636EST7193.DTL "A widespread earthquake is taking place beneath the Northwest, slowly unleashing energy that may be equivalent to the magnitude 6.7 Nisqually quake that rocked the region two years ago, experts say." Wouldn't that be another blow to the WWE, with the PPV in Seattle

if gas costs so much.. remember that if you drive off, you have a good shot of not being penalized since it'd cost the people more to take your cheapass to court than to just let you have the gas. Well.. that's what I hear is the policy at QuikTrip in Missouri.

Saw it on Metafilter. The guy was probably overestimating his ability to take lots of drugs

bps: feel lucky that RVD hasn't recieved the touch of the Indian death worms yet (did he go to India?) we'll see if RVD makes it to wrestlemania

If the team I got a t-shirt for wasn't bankrupt, they'd kick your asses. Damn Buffalo Sabres, WHY MUST YOU SUCK SO MUCH?? *Rob is pretty much devoid of hockey*

If I made a movie about Bob Barron's life, he would be played by Frankie Muniz. Just noting that.

"they almost built the entire show around Cena." and then Brock beat him senseless to end the show. Now playing the part of Kurt Angle for the last 3 months... John Cena. (I hope you like Brock crushing Cena for months for their feud)

Raw Tag Title Match, RVD/Kane vs Chief/Storm: Prediction: Morley and Storm, via face miscommunication. Women's Title Match, Trish vs Victoria vs Jazz Prediction: Jazz. Cruiser belt, Hardy vs Mysterio Prediction: Mysterio SmackDown tag title, Guererros vs Rhyno/Benoit vs Team Angle Prediction: Team Angle. Taker/Jones vs Show/Train Prediction: Big Show and A-Train via a Jones turn. Chris Jericho vs Shawn Michaels Prediction: HBK Hulk Hogan vs Vince McMahon Prediction: Hulk Hogan. Booker T vs HHH Prediction: HHH (never bet against HHH) Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle Prediction: Lesnar The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin Prediction: Rock. Main Event will be Vince-Hogan or Lesnar-Angle

my count is Robbins 10, Dalton 5. Ignoring the dumbass 'all my potential votes goes to Dalton'. WTF? is that for all the matches? all your accounts? if this is a joke, then it's poorly done. If it's serious, then it's stupid as hell.

do we know how Dolphins will adapt to the Persian Gulf? preferably, they wouldn't die of heatstroke or anything

RVD/Kane vs Storm/Morley Matt vs Rey Team Angle vs Benoit/Rhyno vs Los Guerreros UT/Jones vs A-Show HHH vs Booker T Jericho vs. HBK Rock vs Austin Brock vs. Angle Jazz vs. Trish vs. Victoria Hogan vs Vince