Rob E Dangerously

The Chinese embassy incident was in Belgrade during the US/Serbian dispute, not in Sudan. Sudan included the 'pharmacy' It's not like he had much room to do anything else. Remember that his response was supposedly distracting people from Monica and not responding to Osama. Remember, at that time, it seemed that the bigger problem in the US was Clinton having an affair, not International terrorists plotting to blow up stuff. First, Clinton never sent in any ground troops Second, the conflict was in Kosovo (or as B1 Bob Dornan calls it Ko-sah-vo or whatever) Third, I don't recall any US troops dying in the air campaign Although I heard that the people in Kosovo weren't fond of him. Although afterwords, the revised history is that the Kosovo fighters were all Al-Qaida terrorists, Slobodan wasn't that bad, Clinton was a war criminal and the Serbians were a-OK EDIT- POST NOW MORE BETTER, WHOO! Historical note: Germany declared war on the United States. If they didn't do that, who knows how long we would have kept our noses out of Europe. Also, I don't think that ending genocide was really the motivation. The motivation was 'crushing Hitler'. It just turns out that the camps were discovered after the war was over. Remember, it's THEIR problem if they wanna kill each other, if you believe some people.

I'd say that's a freudian slip.

Speaking of Buchanan. I remember you making a few veiled anti-Catholic comments. (like "Catholicism is for people who like the pope" or jabber like that) You do realize that Pat Buchanan is a staunch Catholic, don't you?

I would have found out who did it which they did, and then send the mil;itary to take them out without going through UN sanctions and bullshit like that. Simple enough --Rob and now suppose you're a President who is in constant trouble over sexual affairs like Clinton was, and that you were a Democrat "I would have found out who did it which they did, and then send the mil;itary to take them out" Republican opposition: "HE'S DISTRACTING THE PUBLIC FROM OUR INVESTIGATIONS AND HIS SCANDALS! HE'S MAKING UP A THREAT!" GOP opposition #2: "This is just like Wag the Dog" "without going through UN sanctions and bullshit like that" Republican opposition: "President Stone is risking lives to distract people from his personal troubles" GOP opposition #2: "I hear Mrs. Stone is a lesbian" Republican opposition: "I hear she screwed Vince Foster" GOP opposition #3: "I bet Vince Foster was a transsexual and he was killed to conceal that" Gee Rob.. now it's not so easy, eh? Especially if you take into account the attitude at the time

Hey Rob, what would you have done if you were President after the embassy bombings?

You mentioned the USS Cole, not the bombings in Kenya. You realized how much of an idiot you looked like by just mentioning Cole and you're trying to change the subject now. I'm sure that establishing a Christian-based theocracy would have stopped the angry Muslims. Rob, could killing their leaders and converting them have stopped this terrorism?

I just mentioned Meltzer's bio on WCMB, the board that I think he's on, or if not him, it's some Dave. I'm sure it's Meltzer

yeah.. you're right

San Jose @ Arizona, rematch of the last title game. Sounds like it'll whupass

Derrick Thomas and even if it was before my time, I'm sure that Joe Delaney was bad (he drowned while trying to save two kids in a river) Brandon Burlsworth is another good example. He was a lineman at Arkansas who was drafted by the Colts. He wore black rimmed glasses and looked like a larger Drew Carey. He was hit and killed by a semi before he played in the NFL

"We would stil have the WTC is Clinton acted on the bombing of the U.S.S Cole. Your intelligence pointed to Bin Laden and Clinton did nothing." Cole was in October 2000, and Clinton was out of office in three months. So, how was he supposed to do anything about the Cole? "I see this a lot around the Internet, is it an American thing? Since when were Catholics not Christians?" since some Americans decided that Catholics worship statues or when they said that the Pope is the anti-Christ. Anyways..

"Given the money these athletic associations are making with no pay to the players, I'd say they can afford it." and how are these athletic associations making money off LeBron. Specific examples. PPV and tickets are disqualified since the money goes to the High School, not the association (unless you can prove otherwise) "I find it funny that schools can offer ME tons of cash because I'm good at mathematics, but can't do the same with LeBron because he's good at basketball, despite the fact that whatever they may say, they take the basketball just as seriously as the academics." I bet your state doesn't have rules stating it's against the rules to "capitalize on mathmatic fame by receiving money or gifts of monetary value." either. Ohio does. "Wow, haven't heard that one before..." Does that make it false? "Of course, now all these jealous losers are coming out of the woods with all their "I hope LeBron gets injured before he can sign a pro contract" garbage." Where did I say that I hoped he'd get injured. I just stated that if he doesn't play, he is less likely to have even a small shot of getting injured. "Silly me, I thought the US was a capitalist country." and Capitalism also requires working for stuff and PAYING FOR IT. LeBron did not pay. "Might want to remind them of that before me." You're the one who wants all the star HS players to get free gifts from wealthy college boosters. "One of my teachers gave me an advance copy of his new textbook for free, I guess I should return it then since it will undoutably cost more than $100..." Were you "capitalizing on athletic fame by receiving money or gifts of monetary value." by getting a textbook? Answer is.. no. Hell son, even if you did play a sport, you didn't get the book because you had fame playing it. "The "sanctity" of being an amateur is so overrated, the only reason it exists is so greedy people can freeload off of the accomplishments of others." Then why bother having NCAA Basketball in the first place, under your logic. "So it's ok for them to work in a mill, a factory, a software company, etc. but they can't play pro sports?" There is a difference here. Many more people are able to work in a mill than play pro sports and the very few able to play pro sports at 18 should go to college before turning pro. "I go to university and work 4 part time jobs on the side." Good for you, do you plan to pick the best one? why the hell else could you bring up such an irrevelvant point there. "Why not, it's his decision how he wants to live his life and chase the "American Dream", as long as he's passed the age where he can drop out of school on his own volition." So 16 year old high school dropouts should be able to play in the NBA. Yay.. Anarchy in the NBA. Anybody (not in a school) can play! One more thing.. quoted from the article. "According to the source, who spoke with LeBron and mother Gloria James, the James' feel as if they have been set up and that someone purposely wanted him to be ruled ineligible. The James' plan to meet with lawyers Friday night to ensure that they go about the appeals process correctly." Johnny Cochran. Race Card. That's my sense.

For one.. taking things on a 'case to case' basis opens up massive time consuming appeals that costs money from having every suspendee appeal for mercy. Maybe we can put in a new clause "No player can get gifts, unless he's not gonna bother with college and ESPN is pimping him 24/7" The rules are the rules. LeBron is saved from the possibility of ending up as Basketball's Willis MacGahee if he was injured. Now he can go into the draft and get picked by the Cavs or Nuggets. "I suppose the current combination of communism/slavery/fascim is better then" As opposed to getting free stuff from anybody? Note to HMW: High Schools and Colleges are for learning, not basketball. One who is in these schools cannot and should not get large gifts. Anyways, What is the limit on your corporate whoring of amateurs? It's already ridiculous enough that 18 year olds can play for the NBA. What's next? "He's the hottest junior high school player in the US, but will he declare for the NBA Draft, the choice that Chance Scout must make"

HMW: You know why those "archaic" rules were adopted? so rich guys backing Alabama and SMU and all those other powerhouses couldn't give free cars and free houses to leading high school recruits to get them to go to college there. That is why the rule is in place. LeBron broke that rule. If LeBron would have paid for those jersies, then there'd be no problem right now. He didn't. The rules don't say "No gift-giving, unless the kid is gonna skip college", it says "no gift-giving" I guess HMW wants to return to the days where schools like Texas could give high school kids new cars to continue the Longhorn dynasty. It's archaic to fight corruption! *rolls eyes*

Scott Hall Chris Nowinski

Lita, when she returns to health, can get to choose between heel Jeff or heel Matt. She can choose Matt, then Matt can treat her like dirt for awhile. Would it get heat if Lita turned face with Shannon Moore to face Matt Hardy?

MATT FACT: Mens Underwear > Womens Underwear.

did Kulka sign off his rights to use his last name, so the WWE can have a guy named Kulka. KULKA-MANIA BRUTHA! as for Terry Tate.. *Terry tackles Steven Richards as he was hitting a trash can with a cane* "DON'T DENT THE TRASH CANS, STEVEN. YOU KNOW PEOPLE GOTTA PUT THEIR TRASH IN THESE CANS. IT'S TIME YOU RESPECT THE TRASHCANS" *Terry throws Steven in the can and rolls him off into the sunset*

MATT FACT: Matt makes his dates pay for dinner MATT FACT: Matt wants a chicken pot pie, go make it woman!

You know what the WWE SHOULD do to shut up those girls? Matt Hardy can become a woman hater with Mattitude. "Shannon, I saw you talking to that girl, don't you know what girls can do to you? Girls are the reason that you can't be as good as me. You sap your lifeforce. You need to ignore those dumb hoes because it does you no good to prove that you could tear out their insides like I do. If you want a girl, get one as an appeitizer, not a main course. Anyways, they're all stupid enough to fall for your charm"

I say that your friend is the champion and he's in a UFO cult and if you don't beat him, he'll go on his spaceship and take the title to Neptune.

Hey Johnny, go back to fucking Mrs. Baba. Moron.

Can I draft Terry Tate with my first pick with the Kansas City Chiefs? (just kidding)

This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Cameron, NC... Weighing in at 218 pounds... Jeff Hardy His opponent... Hailing from Baltimore, MD... Weighing in at 320 pounds... "Terrible" Terry Tate They lock up. Terry Tate runs into the ropes. Terry Tate hits a swinging neckbreaker on Jeff Hardy. Terry Tate catches Jeff Hardy in a front neck lock. Jeff Hardy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Terry Tate runs into the ropes. Jeff Hardy hits Terry Tate with a punch. Jeff Hardy uses a moonsault bodyblock on Terry Tate. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jeff Hardy executes a slap on Terry Tate. Jeff Hardy goes for a legdrop, but Terry Tate rolls out of the way. Terry Tate nails Jeff Hardy with a flying lariat. A small "Terry Tate" chant is being started. Terry Tate runs into the ropes. Terry Tate hits Jeff Hardy with a shoulderblock. Terry Tate yells "IT'S TIME FOR THE PAIN". The crowd is starting to get behind Terry Tate. Terry Tate takes Jeff Hardy down with an elbowdrop. Terry Tate hits Jeff Hardy with a fireman's carry spinebuster. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Terry Tate goes for a bodyslam, but Jeff Hardy counters it with an elbowsmash. Jeff Hardy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Terry Tate blocks it. Terry Tate whips Jeff Hardy into the ropes, but Jeff Hardy reverses it. Terry Tate nails Jeff Hardy with a swinging neckbreaker. Terry Tate takes Jeff Hardy down with a double-axhandle to the back. Terry Tate goes for a bearhug slam, but Jeff Hardy blocks it. Jeff Hardy throws Terry Tate out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, Terry Tate reenters the ring. Jeff Hardy hits Terry Tate with a jumping side kick. Jeff Hardy hits a spinning leg lariat on Terry Tate. Jeff Hardy whips Terry Tate into the ropes, but Terry Tate reverses it. Terry Tate hits Jeff Hardy with a clothesline. Terry Tate whips Jeff Hardy into the turnbuckle. Terry Tate hits an elbowsmash on Jeff Hardy. Terry Tate executes Terry's Special Pain Cake on Jeff Hardy. Terry Tate goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. There are lots of chants for Terry Tate. The winner is Terry Tate. Time of match: 0:03:07 Terry Tate pinned Jeff Hardy with Terry's Special Pain Cake in 0:03:07. Rating: * 3/4 Who will Terry 'terro-ize' next? check this thread to see who dies next

from USA today: In a 60-second spot, the 6-foot-7-inch, 320-pound linebacker is sent by Reebok to a fictional company, Felcher & Sons, to enforce such rules as a ban on long-distance calls. Tate's the avenging angel, streaking out of nowhere with an open-field tackle to take out an office mate goofing off with a game of computer solitaire. "You want to play games, Gene? Well, when it's game time, it's pain time!" exulted Terry over the cringing victim. The spot was created by Arnell Group, New York and Hypnotic, Los Angeles. The ad, starring actor Rasta, finished No. 6 in USA TODAY's exclusive 15th annual Ad Meter testing, beating out spots with the likes of Michael Jordan, Jackie Chan and the Osbournes. It was No. 2 with consumers in the key ages 18 to 45 and was the ad with the biggest differential in scoring for younger vs. older consumers. Ad Meter scores come from a focus group, which is polled as the ads appear during the Super Bowl. In unscientific reader voting at USATODAY.com, the "Office Linebacker" ad is scoring much higher, alternating at No. 1 with the Anheuser-Busch Instant Replay ad. (Related: Vote for your favorite, and see latest results.) Rasta (real name Lester Speight) plays Tate as a combination of superhero, football player and wrestling star, all roles he's had at some point (see accompanying box), and he performs his own stunts. The 56 on Tate's jersey is for legendary former New York Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor. ............ from http://www.geocities.com/smokyrobmoore/jp012599.htm WWF Funkin Dojo: 1/1 - 1/9/99 Hawk, Giant Silva, Brian Heffron (Blue Meanie), Kurt Angle, Glenn Kulka, Todd Passmore, Steve Bradley, Shane Sewell, Lester Speight, Kevin Loughnane, Andy Lewis. --------- BRING TERRY TATE TO THE WWE Wouldn't you feel like cheering if Regal was foiled when Terry Tate ran out and tackled him. "DON'T USE BRASS KNUX IN YOUR MATCHES, WILLIAM" Or if he comes out to beat on Rosey and Jamal in the back. "SNACK TIME IS OVER, ROSEY AND JAMAL, GET YOUR BUTTS PREPARED, YOU WRESTLE TONIGHT!" Sure, I don't want Terry to wrestle, he can just show up backstage, for what might be no apparent reason, until the truth is revealed. The truth, if I said so, is that Terry Tate (WWE Linebacker), is on loan to the WWE because Linda McMahon made a deal to control RAW by having Terry enforce the rules on bad guys. "Terry Tate just attacked Triple H as he spit that water" Terry Tate: "DON'T SPIT WATER IN THE WORKPLACE HUNTER! PEOPLE DIE DUE TO LACK OF WATER. YOU ARE HERE TO WRESTLE, NOT SPIT. THIS IS NOT YOUR GAME TIME. GAME TIME IS PAIN TIME!" Long live Terry Tate, who first stole our hearts in GWF as Rasta the Voodoo Man