Rob E Dangerously

Bob? Bob? Damnit, it's HARDCORE Holly. Hardcore and Lita can unite to be the Billy Bob and Angelina of the WWE

especially if Vince declared that he found the real way to kill the WWE, the bWo. I think Meanie is working for TNA. So, the Meanie part would have to be played by somebody else.

[We fade to a room with a pool table in it, we see Leon Sharpe sitting down in a chair in jeans and a t-shirt. Sharpe nods at the camera, acknowledging it. Sharpe gets out of the chair and glances at the pool table for a moment.] Leon Sharpe: Ya know.. I paid for this with the money I got from wrestling. I don’t play pool, still.. I figure somebody wants to. If they happen to be here, then they will play it. It works. [sharpe picks up a can of something and drinks it.] Leon Sharpe: Hello, I am Leon Sharpe. I have come here to this league, the SJL, for one reason. The money. [sharpe laughs] Leon Sharpe: Don’t get the wrong impression or nothing. But, I feel that the more money I get, the better off I will be whenever I decide to retire, or if I tear my leg up after doing a big boot. It’s simple. [sharpe drinks some more stuff out of his can.] Leon Sharpe: Now, this is where you, the SJL fans, come in. You see, I need your support for one good reason. If you buy my stuff, then I get some money from it. Therefore, if you buy any of my t-shirts, then you are helping me work to get the stuff that I want to buy, but can’t. [sharpe nods.] Leon Sharpe: You see, I might have the money to get a lot of stuff myself, but I don’t just have the money to blow on some swords and all that stuff right now. I still have to pay bills. Therefore, if you buy any of my future t-shirts from some street vendor, kick your own ass, because you just robbed me of money. After you kick your own ass, tell me that you did and tell me who you bought it from, so I can kick their ass, then I will kick your ass as well before I take the 15 bucks that were robbed from me. Sorry, it’s tough sometimes. I don’t hate you fans, I just hate the ones who rob me of money or refuse to buy my stuff. [sharpe pauses for a moment.] Leon Sharpe: I understand from what I have heard that I am facing a man named Blank. Well, I don’t know about you yet, since you are also debuting. But, from what I hear about your height and weight, I should be tossing you around the ring. So, don’t be surprised when I do that. Okay? I do better against those who have admitted that I will beat him silly. It reduces my feeling of guilt and that is a good thing. Anyways Blank.. you are facing me in Detroit.. actually, it’s one of those damn suburbs. Still, you’re facing me on my turf and I will have to have to defeat you on this Tuesday. Because, winning matches gets me more money. Not to mention that you sound like a skinny skateboarding karate wuss, and I can’t just lose to those kinds of guys. How am I supposed to get money on the side for various committments if I am defeated by some guy who skates around public parks? I don’t know, but it’s hard. [sharpe drinks some more.] Leon Sharpe: Blank.. this isn’t Match Game, I don’t have to fill in the blank or any of that. I know that I am really big and you skate down steps and all that stuff. Therefore, I will beat you so bad, it would look like you jumped down the stairs on your board and fell face first into the concrete. Hell son, remember this.. if I was a bad person, I’d hit your over the head with that stupid skateboard, but I’m not a bad person. You know why? Because you will be getting my t-shirts when they come out. I figure that you can use it to wipe your face off the mat in the future. [sharpe laughs] Leon Sharpe: First it’s Blank.. who’s gonna face me next.. I don’t know.. but you better prepare the EMTs, because I’m a dangerous person, and I don’t care much for many rules, just winning. That is no laughing matter. [sharpe nods and then we fade to black.]

1. Benoit v. RVD 2. Eddy v. Edge 3. UnAmericans v. BookerDust 4. Rey v. Kurt 5. Undertaker v. Test 6. Brock v. Rock 7. Jericho v. Flair 8. HHH v. HBK face it.. HHH's massive ego and HBK going over will cause their match to be the main event. Brock going over at the end of the show would make too much sense and do something for him, so they won't do that either. Not to mention it's a heel going over at the end of the show. Brock's win is only gonna end the show if he wins and then the Rock punks him out again. Jericho-Flair is #7 since Jericho is going over and that will quiet the crowd down more before the ME. How the show will go which who goes over 1- heel 2- heel 3- face 4- heel 5- face 6- heel 7- heel 8- face

looking at his pic.. it tells me that Steven Richards should be buried, so Stevie Richards can return to take his rightful throne. Come on.. Stevie! Stevie! They can sell little halfshirts with his stuff on it on Shopzone. Steven Richards is the figment of a character which is dead, the RTC. Stevie Richards must return to battle for all the little people. To the other guys who are showing up at house shows and shows, just bring "Bring Back Stevie Richards" to show your support. Steeeee-vie! Steeee-vie!

"Nobody's gonna see my sign" "I took an icebath with Brock Lesnar" "Got head? if so, give me some"

Eddy over Edge Booker and Goldust over the UnAmericans Undertaker over Test Kurt Angle over Rey Mysterio Benoit over RVD Jericho over Flair HBK over HHH Brock over Rock

Shaddup.. I was just getting a weird idea. thanks that you felt the need to post again there.. don't post whore or anything..

let me cast this storyline.. Beavis - Jeff Hardy Butthead - Matt Hardy Muddy - Stone Cold Dallas Grimes - Debra Tom Anderson - Ric Flair McVicker - Vince McMahon Agent Fleming - Bradshaw (Cavity Search time!) For those unfamilar with the Beavis and Butthead movie, that I am watching on VH1 now.. here's the WWE variation of it. Beavis and Butthead (The Hardys) have their TV stolen from their house, so they go to the school, try and steal the TV from the AV room, only to break it and get expelled by McVicker (Vince). They then go to a hotel, where after noticing McVicker (Vince) getting spanked, they go on to another room, where they find Muddy (Stone Cold), who thinks that the duo is here to kill his wife. He sends them to Las Vegas with a 10,000 offer to "do her". The Hardys meet up with Debra, failing to score with her and having the F-5 unit put into their pants. The F-5 unit is lethal, for it gives Brock Lesnar the power to no-sell like Petro the Clown on PCP (or like Goldberg, whichever), this would disrupt the status quo in the WWE. The F-5 unit also killed alot of fans when they tested it. Stone Cold finds out that the team is not the one that he hired to kill his wife, so he goes to Vegas to kill them all. The duo goes on to DC, before taking some shrooms, hallucinating and then getting confronted by Stone Cold. Stone Cold locks them in the trunk, before they get out and bump all over the highway, before they get back on the bus. Debra and Stone Cold reunite, as they kiss in the car, before getting arrested. Debra then frames Stone Cold for sewing in the F-5 unit. The Hardys go on to the White House, Matt is caught, and Jeff goes into Ric Flair's trailer to masturbate to Debra's picture. He walks out of the trailer without pants on, ya know the story, then Ric Flair comes out with the pants, the unit is ripped out, Matt catches the F-5 unit and hands it to Bradshaw, insuring that the F-5 unit would not be unleashed on the WWE. Ok.. I just had the idea.. ok..

The card: Singles Match Leon Sharpe vs. Blank *points to self* Singles Match Flexxx vs. Kamikaze Kamikaze #1 Contendership to the SJL European Title Matt Myers vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Matt Myers Singles Match Manson vs. Jacob Helmsley I'm gonna guess Jacob Helmsley MAIN EVENT 2 Out of 3 Falls For The SJL World Heavyweight Title Mak Francis© vs. Thor Thor. I just sense that while Mak is the favorite, Thor will somehow win.

ok.. that's unique.. thanks for telling me that

I'll try to not no-show. Although.. a Tuesday Show.. will that be followed by a Thursday Show? if so.. that seems like not much time in most cases. Ok.. oh yeah, I will try to show up.. yeah

what a good omen.. the E is chopped off Sharpe. I figure my work on the match will pick up fast when I have a look at Blank's stats.

Hey.. how fitting.. Sharpe's first match is in an arena that is within an hour of where he grew up and hails from. That place being the beautiful Detroit, Michigan. Whoo hoo! Unless Blankman is from there also.. I figure I have all the hometown heat down.. (justmessingaroundhere)

I read thru some of it.. nice new surprise with Thor winning the match ala Austin/Dude Love.. that should be an interesting contrast in styles. Other stuff.. weird commentary for Kamikaze's win.. Both Matt Drivers beat Fugue. and this marks one of the last pre-Leon Sharpe shows.. hehehe.. I love shilling.. any other comments?

but Brock took an Icebath before he ate them

Since the last man to go over on a show usually uses the PPV match.. here are the results for the PPV Chris Jericho over Ric Flair Eddy Guerrero over Edge Goldust and Booker T over Lance Storm and Christian Undertaker over Test Kurt Angle over Rey Mysterio Jr RVD over Benoit (no idea why.. they haven't done much together.. just a sense, the hardest match to pick on the card) HBK over Triple H (HBK will not lose here.. I just sense it.. unless they wanna try and push HHH more with his win) Brock Lesnar over The Rock Just watch me get all of these right..

SPEAR OF DEATH~! wait.. does this mean Eddy goes over at SSlam?

Yeah.. the CW division is the biggest reason to NEVER END the Brand Extension. Anyways.. on the SSlam promo.. it's "Eddy Guerrero, Edge... *silence*" What about "Eddy Guerrero, Edge.. Latino Heat, Dork"?

too many people do Spinebusters. Batista needs a better finisher. What about a Death Valley Driver?

Noble is being buried because of the usual "T&A curse" Ask Mero, Goldust, Jarrett and others about valets ruining their careers for months. The WWE should be pushing Noble, but nobody seems to be able to stay in his league.

We want SWERVES~! no matter how stupid they are

interesting.. this monday.. pledge.. Brock is there.. Rock isn't... mmmm... you'd think the champion would be at this, right? Brock's winning at Summerslam. There is NO way they wouldn't send the WWE champion to this. Jennifer Nidia Gray flashes her boobies to Jerry Garcia.. yee haw! I love this gimmick!

GOD! it must be Rock who keeps a job for his talentless cousin Rikishi. CRAPPY SPINEBUSTER OF DEATH! OH MY GOD! HE TURNS FACE! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! Stupid shithead WWE writers

Good news: You can take an ice bath with a WWE superstar. Bad news: It'll be with Brock Lesnar