Rob E Dangerously

get a chick to hold this up: "Jamal and Rosie didn't even last three minutes with me"

"Watch Slamball! Saturday Night 8 P.M On the New TNN. Now, where's my 50 bucks Vince?"

at least they have a good reason to need 20 minutes to complete a sentance. They're hicks!

or bring in "UPN" and then unleash the sign! Undertaker Ph33rs Nowinski !

The HHHardy Boyz? would they beat Jericho in handicap matches?

TK: yeah.. it went up sooooooo much due to HBK

TestKick's statement is to Anglesault what a man in a porkchop suit is to a doberman. Haha.. you so crazy

HHH takes credit for it. I'd bet.

Test has had good matches lately? Name one.

'Jeff spends his time recording music, building aluminum monuments in his front yard and occasionally jumping over them with his motorcycle.' Uh... huh?

Matt Hardy explains his attack on Jeff by Phil Speer SEATTLE – Aug. 12, 2002 – The truth is that all of the Hardy Boyz expressions – “Live for the Moment,” “Team Xtreme” – apply more to Jeff Hardy than to older brother Matt. There really is a difference between the two; unfortunately, many fans haven’t had the opportunity to see it. “To this day, people will call Jeff ‘Matt’ and Matt ‘Jeff’,” Matt said. “It’s two four-letter names that have double consonants at the end.” Matt added that it’s been particularly difficult for the Hardy Boyz to develop their own identities because, from Day 1, fans have seen them as a tag team. Superstars like Edge and Bradshaw, on the other hand, competed as singles competitors before they were in a tag team. None of this is an issue for the tag team of the Hardy Boyz. After all, Matt can still be “Xtreme,” so fans view the tag team as such. But when Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy attempt to be singles stars, it can be a bit problematic, particularly for Matt. Just after the brand extension came injuries to Kane, Lita, Diamond Dallas Page and many others. Stone Cold Steve Austin left. The Rock works a part-time schedule. WWE suddenly needed new singles stars, and fast. “The whole scenario is that the way we’ve been looked at as extreme,” Matt said. “Jeff mirrors that a little bit more than me.” So Jeff has been getting an opportunity to contribute on RAW – and justifiably so. But because, as Matt himself put it, many people get the two confused, WWE officials have been hesitant to have both superstars compete at different times in the same show. That means that for the last several weeks, Jeff has appeared on the flagship show, RAW, while Matt has been confined to HEAT. For Matt Hardy, whose goal is to be WWE Undisputed Champion, that’s unacceptable. After Matt hit his brother with the Twist of Fate on RAW, costing Jeff his match against Rob Van Dam, the tag team that Matt calls the most popular of all time comes to an end. Matt said he’ll always be proud of the fact that he and his brother came from nothing to achieve something. They were the first tag team ever to have their own DVD, their own magazine and their own book, he said. “I can look back on that and that will always be special,” Matt said. “As huge of a fan as I am of the Hardy Boyz – the biggest one, and I hate to see it end – in so many ways, we’ve done everything we can do.” Now it’s time for them to each do in singles what they did together as a tag team. “The only way to (do that) is it to tell people, ‘Hey, this is it,’” Matt said, explaining the reason for attacking Jeff. “’It’s time for Jeff to be Jeff and for Matt to be Matt.” Matt has been using a new hand-gesture lately. He extends his index, middle and pinky fingers to form a V and a 1. It stands for Matt Hardy “Version 1,” which represents his true personality. “People have got to see Jeff’s personality,” he said. “They’ve never got to see the true Matt Hardy.” While Jeff loves wrestling, Matt absolutely lives it. Jeff spends his time recording music, building aluminum monuments in his front yard and occasionally jumping over them with his motorcycle. Matt has one hobby: wrestling. He says he easily watches three times as many tapes as even the most devoted fans. “It’s just not Jeff’s heart and soul like it is mine,” Matt said. “It’s more than just my job, it’s my life. It consumes everything. That’s how much I love it. On my own, I can convey that message and people will understand it. “Whether people like me or whether people don’t like me, they’ll definitely learn to respect me for my passion and drive and what I do to entertain them. Whether I was World Champion or a jobber, I would still have this passion inside me. It burns within. All that stuff makes up Matt Hardy.” ------ uh... okay dude.

Austin's returning.. and he'll ripoff CZW. "Wifebeater" Steve Austin. In other news, hell freezes over.

come into the arena with a marker and a sign saying "The Next Big Thing" and then when you get seated, alter the sign.. "The Next Big Thing is in my pants" or come in with a shelth sign. "TNN" Triple H Needs to shut up because he talks about Nothing important. You suck Game!

"Chris Harvard gave my dad a perm" "HHH. keep it simple stupid" "Bischoff sold me hair dye" "Eric, Give JR three minutes!" "HBK fears Allah" "The Real MiniDust is in my pants" "Will Spinnaronie for money"

and some comments from Fark.com for this story: "I beat my wife What? I hit her What? I smacked her face What? Then I drank a beer What? Then I drank another beer What? Then I hit her again What? Then I had a taco What? I said a taco What? Then I had a burrito What? Then I had an enchilada What? Then I hit her again What?" "That's what you get for messing with the Rattlesnake. I still have the memory of Doink the Clown, raging on some substance, throwing all of his girlfriends stuff from the second floor of his home in Pennsylvania. My friends and I just drank beers and sat around and watched the hilarity. Good times." "Austin 3:16 says I just whooped my wife's ass!" Fark is cruel.

:::Gives AlfDogg an F-5, picks up the cookie, dusts it off, and puts it in his boxer shorts before walking off:::

according to some Vince Russo interview, one of the ideas he heard was to pair the Johnsons (Rod and Ron, Rod and somebody, I think) with Balls Mahoney. I finally got around to posting this as I listened to "Big Balls" (AC/DC) still.. the idea is pretty lame. Russo claimed a backstory to why they dressed like that.. uh.. yeah..

Brock: *Begins offering women money to flash the camera to get his response*

Brock jobs the belt to.. ...... ...... ..... ...... Jamal and Rosie!

about time you got the money to get a keyboard that worked

that would be a Priest Collar.. I think

that's no stripper.. that's Chris Daniels.. there's a difference.. really

in your honor.. the flamewar that set the bar.. Everybody v. ZacAlex the epic war that brought the Angle marks, me, some other guys and others together to defend APO. enjoy! Happy Birthday!

Happy BDay APO.. *bump*

Brock is better than crap. anyways, Brock having one good match in 5 months with the "WWF Style" isn't that bad. Most WWF stars don't even have one good match in a year. If Brock was allowed to unleash his offense, he could perform a few more good matches easily. "Espically RVD, and The Hardyz where Luger would sell his ass off for them. " You mean 'sell' or yell in pain? "OW! MY ARM!" always seemed unintentionally funny. I'm sure that Lesnar against the guys Luger faced would do well also. Lesnar v. a prime Scott Steiner would be just provoking an asskicking. and in the '7 in 7' comment, I didn't count the Sting/Luger-Steiners match since it was a tag match and because it's not hard to have a good match with Scott Steiner. anyways.. whatever