The Dames

Bitch, you're like a half inch taller than me. Dames

You have no idea how surprised I was when I met the both of you. Dames

Hm. I don't know about that. I'm pretty damn short. Dames is the only person who has met both of us, so he'd be able to decide that. The Truth...is now revealed. I am 5'6. Yes. I've met both Areacode and Bob Barron. Funny how the only 2 TSM posters I've met are both shorter than the guy who's the BUTT of all of the short jokes around here. From what I remember, AC measures in at around 5'2 or so. Bob Barron measures in at a WHOPPING 5'....maybe 4'11. The winner.... Bob Barron. Dames

Today is an interesting day here on TSM as three new columnists have made their debut. Jason "Lethargic" Castleman with his review of The Night of the Living Dead (1990 remake). Joseph Mann with his Wrestling Analysis on The 1992 Royal Rumble Match won by Ric Flair Matthew Ditaliano with his Searching for Answers column. What do you think of their first shot? Dames

TRAITOR!!!!!!!! Dames

.... My Penis >>>>> Your penis. Get a grip, Kotz! Dames

And so will you as long as I'm the boss. Dames

Flock Hardy would be cool...and make sense. Dames

No, she was one that actually had a name and personality. She was protesting the RTC and that whole deal with the "Save the Hos" chant in mid 2000. Dames

I didn't know a sequel existed. Is it on MAME? Dames

This whole thing reminds me of an old school fighting video game. You know, one of those side scrollers like BAD DUDES~! You fight your way to the top...you're in this great groove...and then you have to fight EVERY BOSS you faced in a ROW before meeting the Big Boss and ending the game. ..... Great. Now I feel as crazy as Downhome. Dames

I'm VERY tempted to close this thing down til someone can do this justice. Who's with me!? Dames

Everyone has pretty much said that Luger is the last straw in terms of bringing back old timers. Who else would be left? I'd expect to see Savage before Luger, so he's not an option here. Dames

Sounds good to me. I'd make my charisma a little higher...but then again that's me Dames

Easy question man. And I had nothing else to do. Well, I AM at work, but....BAH! Dames

Bret Hart won the WWF Title from Ric Flair at a House Show. Diesel won the WWF Title from Bob Backlund at a House Show. Moutie won the IC Title from Bret Hart at a House Show. The Tag Titles have changed numerous times at House Shows. (Quebecers, HBK & Diesel, etc) Dames

...But where are they? Can I see them? Damn right I got good wrestling skills. Finisher #1 - Dames Driver (Fishermans Buster) Finisher #2 - Genital Crab (DEEP Single Leg Crab) Dames

FUCK YOU, Jingy. With Love, Dames

Not necessarily....because Eliza is clearly going to win one of these days. JLH needs OUR Help! Dames

Hmm...just curious...where are my stats?? Dames

GUYS....If JLH wins she's in no more of these things. Until she DOES win, she'll always make it to the finals. BACK JLH. If not for me, FOR YOURSELVES and for FUTURE tournaments! Dames

Hey Scorpion...you DO realize that I'm Puerto Rican and some of the other writers are black right? Dames

So you know...thanks to Yuna's banners, I can honestly see Victoria and Stevie getting it on in the back after their matches. Speaking of Victoria, I put in the No Mercy 2002 DVD in last night and watched some of the extras. There's a post match interview with Victoria where she talks about her loss to Trish. She talks about how hard she worked to get into WWE. "I came in as one of the Godfather's Ho's....then he put me through a table. I went to developmental camp for a while and worked my BUTT off to come back here and face Trish...cuz we have a lot of history." I found it pretty damn funny that she acknowledged her history. Dames

You never proved to be INsane either. Dames

If Goldberg did ANYTHING GTA-like, not only would that have made the segment, He'd me mega over. Dames