The Dames

Sure do, you ****. Dames

I took a test to see if I had any STD's once.....and the doctor jammed a metal tube up my urethra. Not only did I not have the balls to look, no pun intended, but it was a learning experience. WORST PAIN EVER. Dames

Your father doesn't love you. Simple. Dames

Exactly what are punches then? Dames

Ref's discretion. Dames

Sometimes, he does. But realistically, they think to themselves.."wait a minute. I don't know exactly what it is I did wrong here to lose to this guy, but I should figure it out before I try him again." Dames

Hurts less for them and in Flair's case, he gets to land on his feet to possibly retaliate. Dames

There isn't always. JR is the face and Lawler isn't even a heel anymore. Cole is the face and Tazz doesn't openly cheer for heels. Tenay and West don't either. The people in the arena can't hear the commentary because it'll drown out the crowd. Dames

Sometimes, they hold on and bail out of the ring. Other times, they get whipped so fast that they don't have the time to hold onto the ropes or duck under the clothesline. Dames

That's an easy one.....I DON'T GET PAID. Seriously, if I had a good job right now, I'd pay you guys. Dames

The face commentator is usually the play by play guy, who wants to approved by the masses, so he goes along with all of the things that the face does. The "heel" commentator calls it the way he sees it, although he usually overcompensates for the guys that the face commentator doesn't like just to bust his balls. Dames

Because AngleSault has nothing better to do. Oh, you meant everyone, I'm sorry. They still like wrestling....and have hope that it will get better. Dames

Hamburger meat is pounded to make tender before cooking. He's basically saying that he's going to make hamburger meat out of you...its an expression. Dames

If you asked someone for money, you'd be ignored and labeled a homeless person. Not the same thing. Seriously....go to a hardware store or something like that and ask for a wood chopper. He'll bring you an axe. If you say "Hey guy, I wanted a wood chopper, not an axe", he'll say "well....what the fuck is that supposed to be!?" Dames

Christian forgave him. No one called it in because Christian is a heel and he probably deserved it. Dames

Faces don't ONLY care about the fans.....but they prefer to have their approval. Trust me, if guys like The Rock and Jericho (when he was a face) were better at something else instead of wrestling, they'd go do it. Look at Rock....now he's off to do comedic film. Dames

If you asked someone for a wood chopper, you'd get an axe. Dames

HHH's Sledgehammer can kill you (at least it SHOULD, its a fuckin' sledgehammer!), but he doesn't wanna go to jail....so he'll just really hurt you with it. HHH doesn't want to take the chance of actually killing you by nailing you with the hammer part. Hardcore matches: You can try to do that, but after the first shot in the nuts, the guy would be expecting it. Dames

That's why heels dominate matches....they just care about winning. Faces have to do the comeback because it makes the fans happy, whether or not they win depends on how good they are. Dames

Well, an axe is supposed to chop wood, but it doesnt' always do it on the first try. Give someone 90 backbreakers and see the wonders of a split vertebrae. Dames

Because wrestlers are humans too....and most of us are stupid stupid people. Dames

Heel A is no longer afraid of Face 1 because he's already taken a beating from Face 1 and he wasn't so tough. Dames

I could have sworn the hand was a pinkish color. Dames

Weight has nothing to do with it, but the wonders of science does. Besides, both Mark Henry and Mae Young were so dumb that they actually thought she was pregant....we know now she never was! Dames

Come on now....even in the movies cops are dumb. Why should wrestling be any different? Dames