The Dames

It is REQUESTED~! Dames

I'm collecting unemployment, so I'm still getting some money coming in. If I were to take the job, I wouldn't have much time (or possibly be able) to look for a better position. Dames

VS, what you have to understand (which I've recently learned) is that it doesn't matter what your degree is in...as long as you have one. Most people do NOT have a career in what they've studied in...but they won't even consider you for a position unless you have that magical piece of paper. Dames

Yes, CM Punk had "Crash" on his wrist tape. I believe I might have forgotten to mention that though. Dames

Nope, no college degree. That's my problem. If I had one, I wouldn't be in this dilemma I'm in now. Dames

I'm 23 now. Dames

That's funny. I've never heard the term "McJob" before this article. Dames

You were mistaken, Bob. Very mistaken. Zack has been trying to sweettalk me into buying him one of these shirts for the past 15 minutes. Don't cheer him on, Bob. I'll kick you in the finger. Dames

As long as I don't sound like the bastard from "Camp Jim", I don't care. Dames

Just fire the bitch and be done with it already. I heard that he said he'd sue for discrimination if he's fired. Dames

I'm not going to take a pay cut to work for the Girl Scouts. Dames

And so he promptly gets a job ordering 13 y/o girls around Nope...just data entry. If I had to order them around, then hell yeah I'd take that job! Just up the pay! Dames

Actually, if it was possible, I wouldn't mind working in intelligence. CIA, FBI, CTU.... or be a high ranking official for SOMETHING. Dames

I just want to order people around for a living and get paid well for it. Dames

If I was younger, I probably would have taken the job, but I know my worth now. And my time isn't worth a lifetime supply of cookies. Dames

Shiet, Believe Dat. Dames

The woman actually said that I'd get free cookies out of it, no shit. That's not enough to make me work there. UP THE PAY~! WOMAN! Dames

I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes. Dames

Actually, I have a funny story about a job opportunity that I turned down today, but I'll start a new thread for that. My ideal job right now is any job where I'm important...and order people around. Power has gone to my head, children. Dames

The next telemarketer who calls for my mom...I'm going to tell them that I won't give her the phone until I get their personal home phone number. If they ask me why, I'll tell them straight out that I want to call THEM at the most unappropriate times possible. Dames

What in the world? For those of you who think I'm the nicest guy in the world, I verbally berated a telemarketer for calling at 8:30 this morning. I loathe them. Dames

That's exactly how I feel. The way I see it, if I'm going to perform a duty where I'll be yelled at, at least pay me well for it. I'd fucking quit McD's if I were you. Dames

Last week, a poster by the name of Sakura was banned in the No Holds Barred folder (now Hardcore Discussion) for wishing death on the poster The Mighty Damaramu. They were in the middle of a heated discussion in the WWE folder where the subject of wishing death on Vince McMahon became a running gag. She posted a thread entited "I wish death on Damaramu" in her first post in NHB and was banned for it. She since made her plea to myself and the mods based on the fact that she didn't know that was against the rules (since it wasn't in the Rules & Regulations and never went into NHB and the thread was clearly a joke) and the mods and I have decided that she will be allowed back in. This will be the last time something like this will occur. There have been too many incidents where people have confused "No Holds Barred" to mean that anything goes and that is certainly not the case. Dames

Bah...I had a picture of the Predator in there and once I realized it came up, I deleted my post. Damn your quick quoting ability. Dames

I feel bad for them. They wanted it all...or nothing at all. Ok, that was cheesy, but half of you guys have no idea where the pun is, DO YOU!? Dames