The Dames

...now that it's official, I have one thing left to do. *Ejaculates* Maybe Mattingly can teach Soriano to hit something finally. I have that bastards jersey and since the postseason, I haven't been able to wear it without being mocked. Dames

I don't know if everyone noticed in the first episode, but Michelle got everyone together and told them that in order to prevent security breaches, they had encrypted codes that had to be refreshed every 2 hours...which is probably why the Mole had to come out of hiding... What DOES bug me is why no one was searching for him in the past 2 hours, especially since Chloe was supposedly looking for him. Hopefully, that'll be addressed. The preview for next week is just NASTY. I mean...damn. Now people MUST watch. Also....I'm liking Chase. He seems cool and has that killer instinct that Jack also has. About the doctor...this is JUST my guess: She probably helped engineer viruses like the one that's being threatened to be released and isn't saying everything... Dames

Indeed, therefore, this thread is closed. Dames

Well, we've got both the NFL & NBA covered....so shoot me a sample and I'll be glad to read it. Dames

I just finished reading your last recap. Dames

Quite frankly, I still haven't found anyone who I'm 100% satisfied with... Keep on trying to improve if you guys have already sent in samples... Dames

Oh, bestill my heart... WHERE did you get this news from? It's not on yankees.com or mlb.com Dames

...I have a picture of Don's back, that's about it. As for the Mets, I'm actually surprised that I'm not a fan. I was 6 when they made it to the Series and Gooden and Straw were the rage and you figure that sticks with you.... but my father was such a diehard Yankees fan he instilled the pinstripe love to me and I cheered the Mets only to destroy the Sox. I've always wanted the Mets to do well so we could see a Subway Series and in 2000, it was fulfilled...so as of now, I could care less about them. Dames

I'd mark out for it...but it would have done well in the 80's. Not now. Zelda, Ocarina of Time. Starring Orlando Bloom. Fuck typecasting, give him a check. Dames

Thanks. I wasn't so much sticking up for the Sox, I was trying to defend the fact that there are intelligent Yankee fans out there. The shit that I hate the most are the fairweather fans though. I have a friend who rocks Yankee gear all the team and has a silver NY chain... Yet he can't even name their starting line up. Dames

Hey, my handwriting is neat, bastards. Dames

Actually, Mattingly's last game is summed up by one thing to me. Griffey rounding third. That visual is implanted into my psyche. Dames

...When did you see this? I rarely post in the Sports folder. For the record, I LOVE the 80's. I'd prefer to go back there if I could, but damn the Yankees sucked back then. I didn't care...all I had was The Don. Dames

Thanks for the kind words, Plunderin. For the record, I'm from the Bronx, so why would I represent any other baseball team? ESPECIALLY the Red Sox? I'm not a fair weather fan either. I had to endure the 80's. Dames

I have to disagree with you there. Getting into trouble is one thing...getting busted is another. If a parent think they're child has a good chance of getting busted out there, then there's something wrong, no? Dames

I just lost you after I read that. Yeah, really. If you were my kid, if I even had the suspicion that you were going to get busted for something, I'd keep your ass locked up in the house. Dames

Even after watching the show twice, reviewing it and getting (very) few e-mails, no one has been able to satisfy me with an answer as to WHY the Kash/Abyss match was a First Blood Chair on a Pole Match. WHY!? Dames

Murder was his name and his rap was kinda tight but if thats the best he's got, then I'm gonna be aight I aint backin up on shit except on your ugly face Next thing you know, you're on Without A Trace you're gone, poof, outer space cuz you couldn't handle all these rhymes that I laced with my lyrical juices that come at you quicker than cum I still believe you think you beat before, are you just fuckin dumb? You just got to be, there aint no explination Why you're on Banky's farm, or should I say plantation he's treatin you like a bitch and you take it like a bitch I could understand if you was gonna get rich out of it, but you aint getting a fuckin thing instead, all over The Bank's leg is where you cling and I don't get it, why would you do that? defend the dude when all he'd do is fuckin shat all over you and make you his whore and when he's done with you, and fucked you, he'll be showin you the door I don't give a fuck who it is, you, Bank or all the UGS cuz you're all fucking DONE by the D-A-M-E-S Dames

Shut up, Best Buy. Don't think I don't know its you. I just need proof. Dames

Murda doesn't want none of this, cuz he was already murdered got all mad at me cuz his avatar had a squirter and I told him to take it down bitch, this place has rules, now settle the fuck down "aww, he didn't mention me" I was doing you a favor, but now you're included, P I owned you the first time, the second and the third but for some reason, this motherfucker still hasn't learned that when you face me you get burned like when all your advances, bi or straight, get spurned Go to bed all a you before I put you to sleep stop trying to climb this hill, cuz my talent is too steep.

Did anyone hear that? I could of sworn I heard talent Nope, sorry, your jokes were worse than Jimmy Fallon's You keep proving me right, I don't know who you are but one day I will, so keep wishin on a star I cut you so hard with my lyrics, you'll end up with a scar on a spot that no one would see but the Bank givin that ass up to him like he's givin you crank How the fuck did they let you into the UGS? did they have a dick suckin contest and you was the best? that sounds about right, cuz New Me's into cocks and I'm sure you give the type of bJ that be curling up the socks of your leader, I think you call his Banky or more like daddy I take it that he's Scooby Doo and you're Scrappy? How does it feel knowing nobody gives a shit whether you life or die? I know Banky would feel bad if he didn't have your eye to cum in nightly if you really felt this way, get off your ass in fight me I'll give you my address and you could come to my home this shit isn't written, its comin straight off the dome I smack with you my backhand and then lay my bone in my mouth, so you can do what you do best suck a dick like Banky's followers and the rest of UGS This is the last time i'm warning you, I'll kill you ass quickly If you go home now, I'll be kind and give you Mercy.

I had to do it to you again just to prove that I was real cuz these stupid mother fuckers seriously thought they was gonna steal a rap victory, over me? are you seriously stupid or are you just tryin to be I don't give a fuck if its 5 of you or 22 I'll step up to you personally, with or without a crew I smacked you like a bitch and I heard you weepin stop tryin to be hard, I can see the tears seepin and creepin down your eyes I can't believe you think this is a surprise that I'll take you on, like I'm some sort of pussy because like 50 told Ja, you betta not push me I don't have to ban you, I'll banish you with my words the shit that you kickin you can send to the curb I don't give a fuck who you are this week, cuz you're nothing more than a bitch Voyola, Chevy, Penisface or 1inch you're all the same to me, fire for the grill now shut the fuck up before I send you a bill for wreckin you so lovely, I'll do it free of charge and tell all your boys that it was Large Marge who sent me to come and put it down on ya UGS aint shit, don't let that dumbass fool ya. Dames

I could have wasted my time on some complicated lyrics but then I'd have Banky and his UGS crew in hysterics cuz I'd catch them bitches crying like they saw Playboy Bunnies coming in my direction, knowing that Dames is the only one who can keep his erection New Me and company need an internet connection to keep up on his thread about cocks meanwhile, i got they whole crew on lock I got to deal with JustSoYouKnow too Shit, I wanna know, just Who in the fuck are you? I never heard of ya, its like your not even there the shit that came out your mouth doesn't even compare to the lyrics I be spewing in collution with my thoughts I take my time so my shit comes out correct cuz for me, its a matter of principle and respect I ain't gonna ban ya or give ya consent but you done compared me to Ja Rule, when it shoulda been 50 Cent Who the FUCK you think you destroyin you think you some big shit? You must be smokin SOMETHIN if you think you're more than a blip on my radar, you're on every faggots gaydar cuz my boy told me you was lookin for cats at a gay bar givin out your number like the shit was the lotto I tell you what you gonna do like my name was Quato you gonna sit back and laugh to yourself "haha" while I sit here, write my shit and make you call me your papa you got all your boys here, representin propa but where's your rap Bank, get off they talent you fuckin squatta I take you all on, I fucks you all up but the thing that surprises me is that Banky didn't nut up so shut up, I fuckin feed you with my spoon Don't worry if I took forever, cuz I bring it back to you soon.

You are such a bitch. You totally backed down after talking like a big cat. What??? I was trying to be nice.... Fuck ya'll. Dames

You know what...you're right. It's not nearly as good without a beat. PM me, I'll give you my number and I'll freestyle on your ass over the phone. Dames