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    Schoolboys take Viagra at lunch

    Since you brought it up... has anyone here ever been called to the chalkboard while sitting at their desk with an erection? *raises hand* How many of you had that happen to you in the same classroom as the girl you had a crush on? *raises hand* Dames
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    Best movie villains?

    Seriously, why is Night of the Hunter and why have I never heard of it? Dames
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

    <Arnold Schwartzenegger> Come on, Don't Bullshit me. </Arnold Schwartzenegger> Dames
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

    The original game for NES was one of the hardest games I've ever played. I don't know anyone who made it past the bomb stage underwater. Turtles II (The Arcade Game) was one of my favorite games of that era, and thanks to MAME...I can still mark out for it. Dames
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    The State Your Name Thread

    Ricky Damian Gonzalez, Jr. III, Esq. Dames
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    Friday 13th Part 3

    Don't think I wouldn't if I could get copies. <-- Liked the whole premiss of the show, didn't get why it was called what it was, but liked the show. From what I've heard, the show has a very small tie in to the films, part III in particular. The show, for those of you who weren't aware of Friday the 13th, The TV Series, was about an antique shop full of items that were considered to be "unlucky". Each episode revolved around the events following the purchase of any of the items, in a weekly "Tales from the Crypt" esque show. The tie is is this.... Shelley from Part III purchased Jason's infamous hockey mask in that antique shop. Personally, I can't wait until "Camp Crystal Lake" comes to fruition. It's a TV series that's supposed to be on the air next year. It was announced at the same time as the Friday the 13th Paramount Box Set at a convention by Paramount execs on September 19th in Las Vegas. Dames
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    Dr. Chevy Rosenpenis: Dear Diary

    I was considering doing a blog...but then SK stole my thunder again. Dames
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    Here's The Bound For Glory Logo

    I know AMW is their best tag team, but eventually...they're going to be like 27 time tag champs if they don't get another good pair of babyface hands. Dames
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    One of those Personal Questionaires

    THE BULLSHIT QUIZ *WHO IS?* What poster do you remind yourself of? Zack Malibu and I have very similar interests, but EQ is me from about two years ago. What poster is your best friend poster? I actually know EQ in real life and hang out with him, so I'd go with him, but Zack is also cool and we're definitely chillin in the future. The poster you admire the most? I would have to say Dr. Tom for being as straight forward, honest and professional as possible. The funniest poster you know? Ripper is a trip and I've been singing his praises before Ripper was COOL. The sweetest poster you know? Stardust The sexiest poster you know? Candie45 The cutest poster you know? Candie45, she's smokin'. The smartest poster you know? Dr. Tom and Marney. The nicest poster you know? Mole, by far. The stupidest poster you know? Mole....and I feel BAD saying that. Sometimes, he's just got to think before he types. The scariest poster you know? Toss up between IDRM, Game & AoO. The sneakiest poster you know? EQ, bastard. The poster who knows you the best? EQ, by far. The biggest pervert poster you know? I'd probably have to go with....yep, CJ. The weirdest poster you know? Once again, IDRM, Game or AoO. It's not a coincidence. *FAVORITES* Favorite book?: Book? What's a book? Actually, it's IT by Stephen King Favorite Board game?: Trouble Favorite Music group(s)?: 112 (BY FAR), Biggie, R. Kelly, Eminem, 50 Cent, Evanescence, Sean Paul, Splender, Vertical Horizon Favorite Song(s)?: Anything that 112 does. Favorite Music Video?: Thriller by Michael Jackson Favorite Food?: Pizza Favorite Radio station?: Z100, Hot97 Favorite Magazine?: Maxim, Stuff, EGM, GQ. Favorite Smell?: Oddly enough, the smell of the leaves in autumn. Favorite Color?: Blue Favorite Ice cream flavor?: Vanilla Favorite Alcoholic Drink?: Long Island Iced Tea, Black House! Favorite Movie(s)?: Scarface, Lord of the Rings, Can't Hardly Wait. Favorite Quote from a movie?: "Me, I want what's comin' to me." "Oh yeah? What's that..." "The world, chico...and everything in it." Favorite Sport to play/to watch?: Baseball. When it comes to pure drama, nothing compares. Anyone who watched Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS should agree. Favorite TV Show?: 24, Smallville, Angel, Survivor, Smackdown, Raw. Favorite Cartoon?: Family Guy Favorite Cartoon Character?: Kenny from South Park Favorite Hangout?: Bedford Park Cafe Favorite Restaurant?: Applebees Favorite Holiday?: Christmas Favorite Nonalcoholic drink?: Welch's Grape Soda Favorite Candy?: Skittles. Favorite Fruit?: Bananas Favorite Flower?: Roses, for some reason. Favorite Season?: Summertime Favorite Animal?: Cows Favorite Place to be kissed?: Neck, lips. Favorite subject in school? Computer Science Dames
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    Where do you work?

    You're being lazy or not looking hard enough. By the way, a friend of mine actually did apply for the CIA. They were recruiting from my college campus. He would have taken the job, but didn't want to deal with the responsiblity...and their screening process was ridiculous. Oh, Choken...I love the Alias joke. My buddy was actually going to be making gadgets for them, ala Marshall. My best friend Keith and I have a hilarious joke about this commercial. She doesn't close her mouth during the commercial at all....and just when you think she will, she opens it even more! We mark out for it as we see it coming...We're weird like that. As for me, I'm currently unemployed, trying to collect unemployment checks which haven't arrived yet before I go back to my sad existance, working for the Man. Dames
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    OMG BURN~!

    What's the story with this 'foo, Damesy? Unless he's talking about like Dave Scherer... Someone PM'ed me with this the other day. I don't know anyone by that name, so I have no idea what this guy is talking about. Dames
  12. With the events of the baseball playoffs, the lack of any "special" moments in wrestling these days and other things, I'd like to know what events were important that you can say "I was there" too. "I Was There" meaning you were in the arena or you saw something with your own two eyes, etc. So...what you were "there" for? "I was there" for: 9/11 The Blackout of 2003 The Blizzard of 1996 Michael Jordan's comeback to MSG where he dropped 55 Reggie Miller's comeback in the final seconds of the Knicks/Pacers playoff, 8 points in a few seconds. Rock vs. Hogan (Wrestlemania 18) Kurt Angle's 1st WWF Title win (No Mercy 2000) The Austin-Beer Truck incident. The Grand Opening of WWF NY The 1st Ring of Honor show. Rock & Sock Connection vs. Big Show/Undertaker Buried Alive match (ringside seats) Dames
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    One & Only MLB playoff discussion thread

    In terms of Yankee history, he'll be remembered. Does anyone remember the circumstances leading to Bucky Dent's homerun? It's mostly the HR that people talk about. Dames
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    Something I've noticed...

    What the fuck is a world-beater? It sounds DEVASTATING. Dames
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    Get the 2-disc The Hulk DVD for $3...

    And it's going to take 2 months to get to you. Dames
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    The One and Only Angel Season 5 Thread

    The woman who played Jasmine (Gina Torres) was not only in the Matrix Reloaded, but also played Cuban/Russian agent Anna Espinosa on Alias. Dames
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    Name changeroonie

    Why would you do this, Jay? WHYYYYYYYYYYY! Dames
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    iTunes on PC

    I have a Nomad Jukebox and I have a relatively simple name system for my music. I've got about 70+ albums on it and 2100 songs total. Dames
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    Weird/interesting fights

    Well, if they were playing with stacks then he was in the right. They should have clarified that before the game began. I can just imagine the reaction a guy would get by saying to a girl: "Shut up Bitch and slaps this thirteen year old girl in the face". It would be the equivalent of putting :: or * before an action verb on this board. That is just fucking sexy. Dames
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    One & Only MLB playoff discussion thread

    I'll have to say that I agree with you Angelslayer. Aaron F'n Boone's name will live on in infamy in terms of Yankee history even if he never does anything significant again. And you can bet that this game will be replayed for years to come on the YES Network. By the way, I do believe that this thread qualifies as a classic... Dames
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    Slight name change...

    For the love of Dames is right. There you go, Mr. Piss. Dames
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    Apter Mags Hate

    The only love I have for the Apter Mags comes from nostalgia and the PWI 500. It's way too markish for my liking, but back in '95, it was how I was first found out about ECW. Dames
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    Give me your "I was there" list...

    It's not showing off. There are tons of people who have been to a hell of lot more important and special things than I have. Dames
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    The Ring

    Personally, I found the Japanese version to be far inferior (and I CAN appreciate foreign and subtitled films). From those who have a preference, the trend seems to be that you like the version you saw first, most. Dames
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    Buffy Seasons One And Two

    Personally, 5 is my favorite season and I'm ecstatic that it'll be on DVD soon. For me, the seasons are ranked as follows: 5 3 2 7 6 4 1 Dames
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