The Dames

I never said it was groundbreaking, but if it completely and utterly bombed, then I'm sure some of my credibility would have gone out of the window. Who would give a shit about what I had to say if it came out badly? I'd end up like Tommy Fierro. Dames

I just finished watching "Goodbye Iowa", which re-emphasized my Riley Hate...and followed it up by "This Year's Girl". Damn, I forgot how much that kicked ass. Dames

He did? I don't read his work. Oh well. Dames

AS, I was going to speak to you personally about it. It has potential, but not in the format that you're thinking of. Dames

You know what's funny....I'm not a Kane fan at all. I literally took 10 minutes out of my day at work to think of the plotholes and originally wrote it up as a post. Dames

Indeed. Either way, you don't want to look. Dames

You could also go in that direction, but I was thinking more along the lines of closing the gaps...which would lead to him being a face when everything ends up revealed. Right now, Raw desperately needs a top babyface that isn't the GM of the company. Dames

Well, I've only gotten one REAL negative piece of feedback on it, but it comes from someone who tends to be negative so I don't sweat it. It is surprising how many people dug it though. Dames

That's weird...I'm trying to edit my post because I quoted my answer accidentally and it won't let me.... Dames

Lawler and JR did. OMG HOW HIDEOUS MUST HE BE IF AUSTIN CAN'T LOOK AT HIM! At that point, they mistook Austin's actions as being repulsed by Kane's face. Easy misunderstanding blown up tenfold by their hyperbole. The camera got a good shot later in the show and when Kane whipped around in the chair Steve "Chokeslam me, damnit!" Austin? A chokeslam in the ring is NOTHING compared to a chokeslam through a wooden oak table. Not only that, but that was Austin talking to Pussy Kane, not Kane who kills and maims midcarders backstage. Dames

Yes, Jay. There's no Grammar School here... Dames

Well...let's see. Kane was wearing a black towel over his head, which doesn't allow you to fully see his face very well. Plus, he doesn't exactly want to be seen and has been beating up people badly backstage. I know that if I were Austin and Kane believed that he was ugly and could snap at any moment, I wouldn't want to look him right in the face either, for fear that he might snap and chokeslam him though the office table with his bad neck. It did seem as if Austin would look at his face and then look away, almost in disgust...but it could have been caution. He never outright stated that Kane was hideous, did he. Dames

The one at the top of the page... Dames

Jeremy, thanks for the kind words. I take it as a high compliment from you. Good luck at basic training. Dames

...my bad?

Well mine is...ME. It's my most infamous mug shot....my fake ID, which looks better than any other ID pic I've ever taken. That doesn't say much as I actually don't like the pic much. Dames

*hangs head in shame* Guilty. Dames

I KNEW Kidman said that on Byte This. I mentioned it in a Brock thread the other day and didn't have a source to back it up. Dames

....I'm sorry, Spoony. It's the beard. You lost me with the beard. Dames

Brain about to have a seizure at Ric Flair being number 3 in the '92 Royal Rumble while being egged on by Monsoon is one of my favorite memories of that announce squad. Monsoon and Ventura were also just as good and made some mediocre matches at Wrestlemania 3 just a tad more memorable. Dames

If I were into guys... I'd be ALL about Jay Bower. Dames

I think I was able to cover all of the bases in my article. What do you think, Damaramu? Dames

To everyone who liked the article, thank you very much. I honestly didn't think it would be well received at all. As for making something like that a weekly article, I don't know. This Kane scenario only took me about 20 minutes to think up (take THAT WWE Creative Team), but I don't know how long it would take for me to think up storylines for other logic gaps. If I ever do come up with anything else, I'll definitely post it. There are still logic gaps in it, such as how Kane was able to shoot fire before, but come on...you're asking TOO MUCH! Dames

If I were Austin...and Kane was THAT mad at me, I wouldn't want to look him in the face either...especially if he didnt want me to. Dames

I was trying to make it as realistic as possible... I wonder how much e-mailed feedback I'll get for this. Dames