The Dames

Sorry to admit, but I'm not really feeling it. If anything, for some reason, I'd like the actual "TheSmartMarks" font that we use on the main page and at the top of the forums if possible. Dames

As much as I regret it, I DID say "do it again and you're gone". I'll admit, that was a mistake. However, I don't want to compound on that mistake by going back on my word and ban him now. Trust me, with as much disdain as people have for him on this board, it won't be long before he hangs himself. Dames

....That's it. I'm sad that it has to come to this, but as long as this thread is open, he'll continue to come back. Dames

Dawn, I mean post size, not monitors, size everyones monitor differs, even with the resolution. Ash, yours is a little too big with the picture included. Dames Dames

Zsasz is SLIGHTLY too big, not too bad, really. Death Angel needs to shorten his though. Dames

Bif, if you removed the Benoit banner, you'd be just right, IMO. I'm not sure what you mean Dawn. Dames

Ok, tpww7 is big. Everyone else here with the exception of Hungry Jack and Youth seem ok. Keep in mind that this is on the 1024 x 768 resolution, so I suggest you change it to that momentarily to check. Dames

I will NOT turn into SK! Geez. I used "sig crackdown" because that's the kind of terminology thats used in the city. I didn't know SK used that. Dames

You're inspiring me to make a possible rule Lucky 13. Leave her out of it or die. Bps...I know what you mean. Dames

Thank you sir. All better. See, I follow my own rules. Now put JLH down. Now. Dames

Sadly, I'm still on a damned 56k. I want to make the leap to Cable or DSL but there are too many obstacles in my way. Dames

I agree wholeheartedly. Dames

Jesus man, the guys mom passed away and he's trying to pay homage to her and you have to make a stupid joke about it? Read the rules again pal. One more idoitic comment like that and you can share the same fate as Jubuki. Dames

For the record, I DID PM Banky to change his sig last night. Dames

Well, I strongly believe that it's the former and not the latter, but if it IS the latter, then yes, the Guardian would simply be a ruse to make The One or whoever believe that the Oracle is on their side and needs protection from the machines. Dames

What was Oracle hiding from? All of the things that were trying to get her (the outcasts) were around at the time of the first movie. Did they, in the 6 months between #1 and #2, just decide that they wanted to kill the oracle? With the machines getting closer to Zion and the humans in more trouble than ever before, one can assume that the Oracle didn't want to expose herself too openly and allow humans to be susceptable to attack. However, now knowing that the Oracle is a program, it's possible that her disappearance was a ruse on the part of the Matrix itself. Dames

Nick, in the first movie, the location of the Oracle was known to everyone who's mind had been freed. Many people had already gone to see the Oracle and everyone was welcome. In Reloaded, one of the first things said was that the Oracle was in hiding and they were waiting for her to make contact with them. Because of the fact that she was in hiding, she needed some security in the form of the Guardian. Dames

Have you COUNTED? I'm LOSING! Dames

Hey, if all of the mods were allowed in, what's wrong with me being in it? It's not like I don't post often. Dames

SHIT, I meant 1024 x 768. I'll fix it now. Dames

Palmer instructed the authorities to bring her back to L.A. She received her pardon and is free to go...so she can always come back. I'm VERY curious as to what Jack whispered into her ear during her last scene though. Dames

JHawk, you bastard. Dames

Bravesfan, what resolution are you running? I assumed that most people are running 800 x 600. I'll edit that in the rules right now, thank you. Dames

After I lose in this round, Operation Stupidity Cleansing goes into effect. Starting with everyone who voted against us.... Dames

I wouldn't mind a listing of the moderating team on the back of the shirt... But then again, that would serve only to inflate my ego and Tom's, since he enjoys having his ego stroked on a daily basis. Go on, deny it. Dames