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  1. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    Because you have 6000+ posts!!!! YEAH BABY! Dames
  2. The Dames

    I just went on the worst date ever.

    My philosophy when it comes to approaching a girl *or anything for that matter* is.... "How bad can it be, from a scale of Zero to DEATH" Dames
  3. The Dames

    I just went on the worst date ever.

    Bastard....now you're using my philosophy against ME!!!! Dames
  4. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    'Fo. Dames
  5. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    Ahh.....the ONLY time I've ever drank beer was in Canada. Molson EX rules it. Labatt....ehh. Correction, I bought a 6 pack of Molson EX when I went upstate once. I didn't finish it though....didn't care for it after a while. Dames
  6. The Dames

    I just went on the worst date ever.

    Then why the portraits? Show me... more. Because she only had portraits. She said that she didn't want people to judge her just for her body......which is cool because it came across as a WONDERFUL pleasant surprise.. Before I fucked up, like the moron that I am. I'm being hard on myself, I know, but for someone who's never had a bad date, this was pretty damn bad. Dames
  7. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    .....Cuz a West Coast Party don't stop. Dames
  8. The Dames

    I just went on the worst date ever.

    BLAZIN BODY. Trust me, she's everyone's type. Dames
  9. The Dames

    I just went on the worst date ever.

    By the way, for those of you curious.... this is her: Dames
  10. The Dames

    I just went on the worst date ever.

    She don't know about that Dames
  11. The Dames

    I just went on the worst date ever.

    Well, I can't go anywhere til I get my new card....and thats in at least 10 business days. Dames
  12. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    I had my eyes laser-corrected but I still wear glasses when I'm at work, for the same reason. Makes me look older and more serious. Another question: Dames, What kind of heat bothers you more, dry or humid? Personally, I can't stand dry heat. Humidity I'm used to from countless hours in countless saunas. Humidity bothers me....a LOT. Dry heat, I can deal with, but Humidity is what really just makes everything feel icky. Yes, I just used the word icky. :cries: Dames
  13. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    Got the AC on. Dames
  14. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    ....no. Dames
  15. The Dames

    Do Over

    I wanted to catch it, but I had to tape Smackdown and Survivor.... Anyone willing to Tape Trade Dames
  16. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    Marney....damn you and your feminist oral pleasing. To answer your question about my glasses, this may surprise a lot of you as it tends to surprise most people when I tell them this. I actually don't need my glasses, the prescription is very low..... they're reading glasses. I got my glasses sophmore year of high school because my vision was deteriorating. Naturally, I didn't want to wear coke bottles so I ended up buying some expensive ass frames that looked nice so when I busted them out in class to read, everyone said that I looked really good with them on. Ahh, the ego is a strange thing. I started to wear them all the time because a lot of people said that it made me look a lot smarter and the usual. So, I've gotten used to wearing them. Funny thing is this, because of the fact that I wear them so much, my vision has improved. When I took my learner's permit test, the lady at the register was going to put me down as needed glasses where I stopped her before she could ala Chuck and Billy and proceeded to take them off and read the bottom line anyway, biotch. So, as it stands now, I wear them for those reason....personally, I think I look better with them, but I'm not opposed to NOT wearing them. Also, I refuse to wear contact lenses because I have horror stories that'll make you either cringe, laugh or cry. Dames
  17. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    ...You got it right. Dames
  18. The Dames

    Stupid fan signs

    A REALLY markish friend of mine once wrote "Bossman is a piece of Traylor park trash". ....and then the infamous "I like cookies". SO WHAT! Dames
  19. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    Sheck jour email, meng.
  20. The Dames

    Bret Hart Desire Video?

    ...No way, it was probably made by someone on the net. Is it good? I'd love to have it. Dames
  21. The Dames

    The One and Only Smackdown Thread

    Hey, when JLH makes an actual *GOOD* movie, then I'll appreciate it. I guess she'd better do that porno soon... How about a good ANYTHING?! Not even Kotzenjunge can defend her singing. YAY RUDOS!! I guess this means Eddy jobs, though. I'm pretty sure The Tuxedo will be number one in the box office and make at least 20 million. Far from a bomb if you ask me. As for her making a GOOD movie, she hasn't had the best scripts to work with but I'm really looking forward to The Devil and Daniel Webster remake she is starring in with Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins. Trust me, she could have had a LOT worse scripts. I used to watch her on Party of Five and I thought she could handle emotional scenes quite well. Also, just for the record, I really don't understand why everyone makes such a big deal about her breasts. She's really not that big. It's just that she happens to be really thin with an above average chest so it sticks out more. As for her singing, I have her self titled album and its not that bad. Once again, she needs better songs to work with and the beats suck. Dames
  22. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    Spoon, I've been signing as Dames for YEARS.....I'm just used to putting "last words" next to them and now that I don't, it just feels like I should. Eh, a vacation with no pay off.....I wouldn't buy the DVD. Dames
  23. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    .....I so read that wrong. I don't even know if the way I read it was worse.... I thought you mean that you can go down on a girl better than he does. If THAT's the case, which I'm sure, you mind sharing some tips? I think I'm pretty decent in that respect, but I know I'm outmatched by the ladies. Dames
  24. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    Damn, thats another 2 gimmicks you've taken from me. .....and I run the Northeast. Dames
  25. The Dames

    I'm bored.....

    I'm a big fan of the Fuzzy Navel, which is basically Peachtree (a form of liquor) and OJ. Funny story. The first time I ever had it, I was at a kareoke bar in CT. I was really nervous about singing and so my friend bought me a drink, even though he knows I rarely drink. To not insult him, I drank it...actually, I downed it because it tastes great and you can barely taste the alcohol. We performed In The End by Linkin Park (I did the singing, he did the rapping) and we got a Standing Ovation. Next time I was at a pool hall, same one I just came from actually, and there was this REALLY pretty waitress and she kept coming back and forth to my table for what seemed like no reason. After some small talk, I ordered a Fuzzy Navel...which turned out to be 5.50. Damn. I gave her a three dollar tip of off it though. Am I a sucker for a hot waitress? Sure. Now, the last time I had it was at a club. The club was an 18 and over club in New Paltz, NY. I normally don't go to clubs, but my close friend (Viva La Poop) was being set up with a girl in a group setting and I tagged along to try and help him along that night because he's incredibly shy. So, I walk in.....and since I'm 22, I got THE STAMP~! which no one else got. Naturally, the first thing I did was walk over to the bar and I said "Peachtree and Orange Juice", which is how I always order it. The guy said "Just say a Fuzzy Naval"....I didn't know. So, he brings me two cups....and I said "I just wanted one". "It's two for one before midnight". "GREAT! How much?" "Four dollars". So, I got double the drink for less than I normally pay for it. I downed it quick and got two more and downed those quickly too. I was LOVELY after that. Actually danced with some random girls that I've never met and probably never will see again. Dames
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