The Dames

It's probably just the difference between a glass being half full and half empty. I mean, if you think about it...the car is a parked or stopped position when you start, then you go. Dames

Try dropping some compliments at first, let her know you can be a sweet guy, not just a friend. When you do talk, find out what she likes....get to know her. Trust me, there have been many times where I thought I wanted a girl, then I got to know her and I didn't want to be with her after that. See if she wants to chill. If you ever do, treat her as if she were your girl...that usually works for me. They think to themselves, "damn, this guy treats me nice.....maybe this could work out". Dames

The purpose of existence. I still can't figure that one out. Seriously, sometimes I think about it. Lets say that you have kids, you're married have a good job...etc. What exactly is your purpose? Just to be happy? I'd love to ask the greater powers why we're here. Considering that I can't drive, the answer to that is no. However, I'm VERY afraid to drive because I have a feeling that I'll be a nervous driver. I'm actually looking into driving schools right now. Dames

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Allow me to ask all of you a question.... Why is it that this thread always seems to die quickly? I mean, I'll give away some personal info here! I'm just that....damn....bored. Dames

He doesn't hate you. He might dislike you though. Dames

No, but many years ago, my father was drunk and tried to throw me out the window. It was a suicide attempt and he wanted to take me with him. Didn't work. Instead, he just put his head in the oven. That didn't work either. Thats a shoot. Dames

I never went to any WCW events because they were usually in Long Island or Buffalo and I couldn't make it there. Never bought anything from a homeless guy, but I put a dollar into a guys cup and pretended like I was going to get change and took 5 quarters. I was young..... Dames

Jingus, very close. Actually, it goes like this: "You can't shoot a cop!" "Whoeva said joo was one!" "WAIT A MINUTE! Tony, you let me go I'll fix this up...." "Sure Mel. Maybe joo can handle jourself one of those first class tickess to da Resurrection" "Fuckin...punk....Son of a.....bitch" "So long Mel, Have a good trip!" "FUCK YOU" ::Bang:: Best.Fuck.You.Ever. Dames

No, because there's no such thing as "doesn't find out". The story ALWAYS gets out, one way or another. (Sorry Dames, just thought I'd through that in.) You could always kill her afterwards.

Only if he's your best friend and decided to sleep with your girl. Dames

I had a chance to, decided not to. Didn't want to spend 10 bucks on it. Yes, movies here are 10 f'n dollars. Dames

Yeah....so? Did joo fugg jour Alf moor dan once meng? Gentlemen never tell. Whoeva said joo was one! *Name the scene and you'll get browny points from me* Hint...its from Scarface. Dames

Of course, as long as you don't get her preggers. *The Real Answer* Nah man, I wouldn't want that shit to happen to me. I have trust issues already. Dames

I was 18. January 1, 1999. Memorable day, I'll tell joo dat. No, never with a homeless man. Usually I just no sell their advances for change and keep on walkin. Dames

A few years, at least. If you want to teste the cojones of your stomach, go right ahead and eat it after its done. And write me a report about the side effects. Dames

Yeah....so? Did joo fugg jour Alf moor dan once meng?

Dames is here to provide for you the answers to all of the questions you wanna know....as long as they aren't "vital" info. So, ask away. It can be about me, I don't care. Sex? Why not. Movies. Sure. Just ask. Dames

See, I knew the trend would end once we made one of these Dames

Man, the UnAmericans just can't get a break with management these days. Dames

For the record, it was supposedly Lil' Kim that had her stomach pumped for massive amounts of semen up in there. Hey, at least she got her daily supply of protein. Dames

You could always mail me the photos, and I'll scan em for ya Dames

I don't have a DVD When I get a good job I'll get one. But right know I can't afford it. I'm pretty sure they're available on VHS as well. Dames

Vern, you can rent the first three seasons on DVD to catch up. Dames

Sosa was an AWESOME Character. He meant business....I mean think about it, the minute the reporter made his speech, he must have ordered the hit THEN, or else it would have been virtually impossible for all of those guys to have gotten to the mansion as soon as they did, coming from Bolivia. *BACK ON TOPIC NOW* I used to watch Felicity, ok. Shut up, I didn't watch religiously. Anyway, the way the show ended was such trash man. Since most of you guys have never seen it, here's a quick rundown. Felicity goes to NYU. She went there because she was in love with some guy named Ben from her HS that didn't even know she existed and she was basically stalking him. When she gets there, she falls in love with her RA, a guy named Noel. First season, they're going out, all is good. Towards the end of it, Ben wakes up, likes her too and she has to make a choice. Cliffhanger. She dumps Noel and goes out with Ben. Not a likeable character, IMO. Oh, by the way, she was Pre-Med. After season one, she changes her mind and goes into another field. Anyway, fast forward to the last season. Noel moved on and he's going to get married but always thinks about Felicity. 4 episodes til the finale and it seems like the show SHOULD be over. Everyone graduates college, Felicity ends up happy with Ben, whatever. Next episode is where shit gets all weird. She goes to Med school after deciding that WAS what she wanted to do and Ben cheats on her. She goes back to NY for Noel's wedding and she makes a wish that she can go back in time to fix things and be with Noel instead. So, of course, it happens. She tries to change the future and she ends up in a mental hospital and all sorts of bullshit happens and Noel ends up dead. Last episode, she makes it back to the present and takes Ben back. The End. GARBAGE. Dames