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  1. Zorin Industries

    Ross Report Hypocracy

    Since no one has replied I just thought I would say hi to cheer you up.
  2. Zorin Industries

    What else did Kane do?

    Kane dies NOW!!!!
  3. Zorin Industries

    What else did Kane do?

    Kane sold poison milk to school chidren. Just like Abraham Lincoln.
  4. Zorin Industries

    Bad Jokes

    I like the first two, but the last ones pretty crappy.
  5. Zorin Industries

    The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

    :: listen to Crocketts theme from Miami Vice as well::
  6. Zorin Industries

    The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

    :: takes his beating like a man, then cracks me83 round the head with a 12" copy of Trans-Europa Express by Kraftwerk:: Fear the Germans
  7. Zorin Industries

    Triple H DVD --> LOL

    Gay MacHo: The Life and Death of the Homosexual Clone LMAO!
  8. Zorin Industries

    The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

    :: Zorin uses his intense animal magnetisim to get his ladies to attack AoO:: (yes, i know this is bullshit, but still...)
  9. Zorin Industries

    The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

    :: enters the fight talking about how great 80's electro music is, everyone else stops, looks at each other, then beats the crap out of Zorin::
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    Bad Jokes

    Saddam Hussein wants to make peace with with America, so he comes to the U.S for a meeting with George W. Bush. After the meeting they are siting in an office when the Star Trek comes on the T.V. "I love this show George, but I have a question" says Saddam. "In the Federation you have Americans, English, Chinese, many nationalities, but no Iraqis, why is this?" "Thats easy," replies President Bush "because its set in the future"
  11. Zorin Industries

    Confidential preview

    Nope, but if you pull a gun on one guy his mates usually come round with AK47's and baseball bats to sort you out.
  12. Zorin Industries

    Confidential preview

    I wouldn't pull a firearm on a man who comes from Northern Ireland. Just a word of advice
  13. Zorin Industries

    Wrestlers who aren't that great...

    I've seen him do normal matches and I thougt he was good in them. Its more his look than anything, he just looks like a sleazy piece of shit, and I mark out for that.
  14. Zorin Industries

    What are you listening to right now?

    I-F: Space invaders are smoking grass
  15. I prefer Tenebre, but its all good. I'd have to bring some Lucio Fulci zombie movies though, oh and some Kraftwerk.
  16. Zorin Industries

    EWR scenario

    Wrestler name: Zorin Industries Short name: Zorin Weight class: Lightweight Gender: Male Age: 21 Brawling: 80 Speed: 60 Technical:80 Stiffness: 70 Selling:75 Over: 45 Charisma: 98 Attitude: 75 Behavior: 75 High spots yes/no: Yes Speaks yes/no: Yes Disposition: Heel Finisher: Wild Bomb Secondary finisher: Homicide Driver Tag Team: None Stable: None Manager: None Trainer: No Superstar look: Yes Announcer: Yes Booker: No Diva: No Asking price: 45,000 If you think anything needs changed tell me
  17. Zorin Industries

    Confidential preview

    Since Fit Finlay is a fellow country man i'll be watching, plus I always thought he was great in the ring.
  18. Zorin Industries

    Kwaidan & The Seven Samurai

    The Seven Samurai should be seen be everybody at least once. I really can't praise it enough.
  19. Zorin Industries

    Wrestlers who aren't that great...

    Tokyo is probably my favourite wrestler in Toryumon, close second is TARU.
  20. Zorin Industries

    Wrestlers who aren't that great...

    Don't forgot Tokyo Magnum ( or Magnum Tokyo for the Puro guys). The Boogie Knights were one of my favourite things towards the end of WCW, cause i'm a Disco mark as well. I didn't know if I was going to put Alex Wright on this list cause I always thought he was a really good wrestler when he wanted to be. But seriously has there every been better theme music for anyone. If I heard that in a club i'd be dancing.
  21. Holy shit another Asia Argento fan. Her dad makes great films too
  22. Zorin Industries

    Miss Smartmarks Tournament II

    Something about her REALLY puts me off, I just can't put my finger on it.
  23. Zorin Industries

    Miss Smartmarks Tournament II

    No way Tara Reid, but Shannon Elizabeth, fucking right.
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    Wrestlers who aren't that great...

    I've always been an Alex Wright fan for some reason (actually its the techno theme music and the dancing). I always thought he had the skills to go far but always kept getting screwed over (Duggan and Roma can burn in hell)
  25. Zorin Industries

    This Is It!

    Its this line that gets to me the most. Great way to bring peace and understanding to the other races.
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