Secret Agent

So what happened to the show? If Spike and Mak both no showed I'll fight Toxxic.

You know, I've actually seen the real Amityville Horror house at 112 Ocean Ave but it was about 15 years ago. I wonder if it's still there and if the people who own it now have any problems.

American football is da' bomb, Fool, never forget that!

Las Vegas, Nevada. Several miles away from the big strip of casinos and various other attractions that made Sin City famous is the home of one SWF Superstar – Johnny Dangerous. Inside the master bedroom the Barracuda packs the last few belongings into his suitcase that he will need for Smarkdown. On his bed are the SWF International Championship and his half of the SWF World Tag Team Championship – both bets neatly folded under. Johnny grabs both belts and stares at them for just a moment before his cell phone ringer…well rings, distracting him from his moment of thought. “We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday 'Cause you know we don't give a-” “Agent Dangerous,” greets Johnny, flipping the phone open and bringing it to his face in one swift motion. “Greetings, Mr. Dangerous,” the voice over the phone calls back. “I’m so glad I was finally able to get a hold of you – we have lots to discuss.” “What do you want,” Johnny hatefully replies. His eyes narrow as he recognizes the caller – it isn’t someone he’s grown too fond of at all. “It’s not exactly what I want, but rather… what I can offer you,” the mysterious voice says. “My interest is that of the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation, you, and a special friend of yours as well. You see, Mr. Dangerous, I have been carefully watching the SWF. I’ve noticed all the tension between you and your partner lately which I can totally understand seeing as how the Wildchild loves nothing more than to steal the spotlight away from the true powerhouse of Wild and Dangerous – you, Johnny Dangerous.” “Listen,” hisses Johnny, “I don’t have time for any of this kind of crap! I know what you’re trying to do and the last thing I need is someone who tries to stick their nose in my happenings.” “Your happenings you say? You mean like how you so happened to not even have a match at Lockdown while your partner, Wildchild, was the main event of the show for the third time in as many weeks? How you sit and do nothing at all while the Bahaman gets all the attention.” “You think I care if Wildchild is the main event of every show!?” Johnny angrily questions the caller. How dare this man try and stick a wedge between him and Wildchild – Johnny’s had plenty of frustrations of his own that have put friction on the team in recent times and he certainly didn’t need any outside interference. “You’re talking about my partner, the man who has teamed with me for three years. If you think you’re going to cause a conflict between me and him on the eve of our Tag Title defense then you’re sadly mistaken. I don’t care if Wildchild main events every show from now to doomsday and I don’t!” “Is that really true, Mr. Dangerous? After all, I’ve seen you in action week in and out – I see how distraught you’ve become over the lack of opportunities leading to a World Title match. It tears your apart wondering what you could possibly be doing so wrong. You’ve lost only a single match since your return to the SWF while people who can’t win matches to save their lives fight a continuing battle for the number one contendership to the World Title. In the meantime you’ve won the International Championship, you’ve dominated the Tag Team scene but regardless of all this – even though you are an unstoppable force… you are really only second best and you can’t stand it.” Johnny doesn’t respond to this mysterious caller’s words. He lowers his head as a bit of laughter comes over the receiver. Obviously, the callers words have rung true to the Barracuda, and like he said… Johnny can’t stand it. “You know I’m right, Mr. Dangerous,” the caller begins again. “Like I said, I’ve been watching you. I see how angry you get in your matches when things aren’t exactly going your way – when someone comes dangerously close to finally defeating you. You know if you loose you will never, ever challenge for the World Title again.” “Maybe so,” growls Johnny, “but what business is this of yours and why do you care!?” “Business?” the caller questions, “funny you should mention that because I am all about business. I can offer you things that you only thought were possible in your wildest dreams. I can help you with what you want-” “The World Heavyweight Championship,” says Johnny, cutting the caller off. “Yes, the World Heavyweight Championship. It’s time that those who busted their ass week in and out get their chance at that belt. Not that clown Mak Francis, who hasn’t won a single match since his return to the SWF. Not people like Spike Jenkins, who only made his only claim to fame with the Cruiserweight Championship after you walked away from it. I know who the true Champions are and I know the true people that should be fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship – you, Mr. Dangerous, and I can make that happen!” “I’ll have to think about it,” replies Johnny. “I’ll be in touch.” CLICK! Slowly, Johnny folds his Motorola Razor phone closed and tosses it onto the couch. The offer was certainly enticing, but he knew the price to be paid would be tremendous… As We: FADE OUT.

Paul E could 'sign' the Rock to one match at ECW One Night Stand, stating that since the WWE let him out of his contract the Rock is a free agent. I'm not sure about Rock doing an ECW style match but him being there would pop some buyrates.

Working on it. You just reminded me, Toxxic, I totally forgot I didn't have that up yet. Sorry.

Like a rock, eh?

Weekly ratings for 04/03/05 - 04/09/05 have been posted. SWF Lockdown had a 3.81 rating and was rated #2 in the 4&5 star division. SWF Storm had a 3.41 rating and was rated #5 in the 4&5 star division. In the weekly top 8 Lockdown was rated #3 and Storm was rated #7.

Right now JR is pretty popular too. On WWE.com the poll that ask Who do you think will win next Monday night on RAW? JR or The Game? JR is leading with a whoping 60.94 % percent of the votes.

Has UT ever faced the Rock at WM?

So order a fake BS in Television/Film off the internet and claim you worked as a script writer for the local news channel. Once you've done that you can write a movie script about your inflitration of WWE and call it 'Catch Me If You Can 2'. That or turn it into an angle of a wrestler faking his wrestling school degree from the Shawn Michaels Wrestling Academy to get into the WWE and saying he was a 5 time 10th Street & Robinson Heavyweight Champion for Total Extreme Backyard Wrestling Entertainment™. Oddly enough, Shawn Michaels can't seem to remember this man as ever being his student and his lack of remembering said wrestler sparks a heated feud leading into Wrestlemania 22. It's not like WWE hasn't put out worse product.

Backwards compability doesn't seem like too much of a big deal to me. How many of you actually play PS1 games on a PS2 outside of maybe a Final Fantasy 7-9?

Apply anyways, you never know what could happen.

We already did that like a week ago, Zack!!

Raynor's a Mormon!?

Well I can say i haven't seen a ton of Cena matches but from the ones I have his matches remind me a lot of Stone Cold's punch/kick brawls instead of wrestling clinics. I also liked the US spinner belt so I have no complaints there - the WWE Championship might have to grow on em as I don't really like it simply saying "Champ". Oh, and I always thought that they way they choose Champions (other than peeps like JBL being the exception) is by who can move the most merchandise. Cena is moving merchandise liek crazy according to the top sold items at WWE shop zone.

Whats with the Brock Lesnar predictions? I thought WWE and Lesnar were suing each other. Have the sides come to an agreement to bring Brock back in yet?

Wow, I really digged that main event. Especially the spot with Kurt, Eddie and the chair. The show was much better than RAW and Cena seems over enough to me - don't know why everyone is bitching about him.

^^^ Where's Toxxic when you need him to polish a World title earned in an actual competition?

Laptop? LOLZ!!! We call'em notebooks in this part of the world these days.

In the latest news; The SWF is now listed as a 4 star fed. Excellent work everyone!

It doesn't matter what anyone thinks should happen; if a record gets broke it gets broke. Maddix almost broke it anyway.

In Walking Tall the Rock says "Fuck" and it's only PG-13.

SWF Lockdown was rated #6 overall for the week at X-Net!! Thats still good as every show we've had has been in the top 8 overall. Keep it up, guys, and good job!!

How about whoever was writting in 2000?