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    Los Angeles, California.

     

    9:08 A.M.

     

    Somewhere in a secure office building a woman sits behind a large oak desk, impatiently tapping her finger nails.

     

    “Come on…It doesn’t take all day to get here.”

     

    Her name is Sydney Kassle, commissioner of a secret intelligence agency for the United States and beautiful as well. Her day to day functions include assigning new assignments to agents, and keeping tabs on the progress of other ones. Basically…she’s the boss of the spies. The toughest part of this job if you asked her, would simply be keeping the sexually driven males on assignments and out of her hair. It gets annoying sometimes, having to always wipe the droll off of her desk.

     

    BZZT! “Ms. Kassel!” A woman’s voice echo’s from the intercom on her desk.

     

    “Yes?” She responds.

     

    “Mr. Johnny Dangerous is here for your appointment.”

     

    “Send him in.” She responds.

     

    Not two point five seconds later does the large doors to her office swing open, clanging loud enough to wake the dead! A man dressed in a trend setting black suit and tie steps through, flashing a smile big enough to drive a car through!

     

    “Hey Babe! Long time no see!”

     

    His name is Johnny Dangerous, Agent for a secret intelligence agency for the United States government and as handsome as they could possibly come. One of the most experienced field agents, who’s captured some of the countries most notorious villains! In other words he’s a spy, and a damn good one at that. When not busy saving our world from some kind of man made disaster, he spends his free time swooning women from all over the world. Most of them call him “The Barracuda” for his sheer attitude and other reasons we need not to ever mention. When he smiles a woman’s heart melts, and when he talks her panties drop.

     

    “AHEM!” Sydney Kassle begins, trying to overlook the rude entry and trying her best not to let the so called Barracuda even try to swoon her this time. The last time she called on him, she nearly lost her top. (Shirt that is.) Not this time she tells herself. Mind over matter, mind over matter.

     

    “Johnny Dangerous I’m glad you could grace me with your presence this morning. We have a new assignment for you. Please have a seat.”

     

    “As always, I am eager to begin any task you have chosen for me” Johnny replies as he takes a seat on the top of her desk, leaning closer in with his million-dollar smile.

     

    “Glad to hear it Mr. Dangerous, because this kind of assignment requires that special bit of attention to detail, that you somehow always manage to pull off.”

     

    “Please, please…I’ve told you a million times before Sydney…Call me Johnny.”

     

    “And I’ve told you a million times before…call me Ms. Kassle! Now Mr. Dangerous will you please remove yourself from my desk and take a seat.”

     

    “Now Sydney..” Johnny begins as he leans even closer towards Sydney Kassle. His eyes are that of a deep cobalt blue that can take a woman’s mind of any agenda, and make her want nothing more than to step onto the trill ride of “The Barracuda”. She gazes back as her eyes lock with his, her thoughts momentarily suspended. “Most of the other agents around her try and say your cold hearted, not a care for anyone. They liken your stare to that of two daggers ramming into their chest.”

     

    “They do?” Softly she ask, as her gaze is uninterrupted.

     

    “Shh…But don’t listen to them, I don’t. I know they real Sydney Kassle.” His face slowly begins to come closer to hers as he speaks. “She puts up a tough act to conceal the hurts and desires she really feels.” She nods in agreement as a sweet song by Marvin Gay begins to fill the background. “She wants so bad to let her beauty shine, but there is always something that blocks it. I can see right through that wall and right into that beautiful heart.”

     

    “Oh?”

     

    “I can” He responds. “It speaks to me…It tells me things” His lips are a mere centimeter from hers when she begins to tremble. “It says hold me.”

     

    “Yes…” Her words so soft.

     

    “Tell me I’m beautiful..”

     

    “Yes..”

     

    “Make love to me..”

     

    Suddenly her eyes widen like a pipe bomb just exploded behind her, abruptly ending the Marvin gay song as well as her mood.

     

    “Mr. Dangerous!” Sydney pushes back from her desk, rather surprised by Johnny’s boldness. “This is a mission of high importance! I would suggest that you take a proper seat, and stop this never ending tirade to seduce me!”

     

    “Damn.” He thinks to himself. “Almost had her this time!” Realizing his personal mission has failed; Johnny takes a seat in one of the soft leather chairs in front of her desk. His demeanor changes into that of a professional one. A professional spy, ready to tackle anything thrown his way.

     

    “Now as I was trying to say!” She begins again. “This is a special assignment of the utmost importance!” She picks up a small remote from her desk and with the click of a button a cylinder emerges from the floor. The cylinder stops as a holographic image of a familiar logo begins to broadcast above it and the lights in the room dim.

     

    “What is that?” Ask Johnny.

     

    “That Johnny, is your assignment. The SWF!”

     

    “The SWF? You mean the Smarks Wrestling Federation?”

     

    “Oh so you have heard of it? So this may take less explaining than I had originally thought.”

     

    “Who hasn’t heard about it? It’s been the center of many family oriented groups attacks for it’s raw intensity and controversial story lines. But what could we possibly need with a wrestling organization?”

     

    “It’s not the organization itself, but rather someone in the organization.”

     

    Sydney Kassle makes another click of the remote and the holographic SWF logo switches to a darkened face with a question mark on it.

     

    “Someone in this organization is suspected of some very high level treason. We are not sure who but we know he’s in there. This is where you come into play Mr. Dangerous. Your mission as always, should you choose to accept it will be for you to infiltrate the ranks of the SWF posing as a wrestler.”

     

    “A wrestler? Well I may of wrestled a bit back in high school, but I hardly think that makes me a shoe in for this task.”

     

    “But you must Johnny. We have watched the high risk you have taken in missions past, and watched as you single handedly went punch for punch with some of the agencies toughest targets. You have been hand picked.”

     

    “Hmmm” Johnny ponders for a moment but trying to keep his thought process brief, Sydney continues.

     

    “Women flock to these wrestlers.”

     

    “I’ll do it!” Snaps Johnny, not giving it a second thought! “What identity am I to take?”

     

    “In this gimmick ridden world of wrestling, you’ll pose as none other that Johnny ‘The Barracuda’ Dangerous, super spy, and a woman’s dream.”

     

    “But that’s me! I would be exposed!”

     

    “No you won’t. No one will figure out that you really are a spy, it will fit in perfectly with everyone else. We have put much thought into this, and we figured placing you in there as well…You, would be the best idea.”

     

    “So basically I go there and wrestle, while trying to uncover who this man of treason is?”

     

    “In a sense, Johnny. While you are there you must gain the admiration of the viewing public and try to gain titles under your name. You will first be sent to the Junior Leagues of the SWF, and the only way to reach the actual SWF where we suspect this man to be is to pass through the lower ranks. So it is a must that everyone believes that you are a genuine wrestler, or you will fail trying to get to the SWF.”

     

    Sydney clicks her remote again and the cylinder slides back into the floor as the lights return to their normal level.

     

    “Can you handle this mission, Mr. Dangerous?”

     

    Johnny ponders in his thoughts. He always thought it would be nice to be in the public’s eye, maybe this wouldn’t be such a bad mission after all. “I’ll give it my best try”

     

    “That’s all we can ever ask for.”

     

    “Now” Sydney begins once more “In order to prepare you for this, we have hired a former wrestler by the name of Christopher Daniels to train you. Listen to him you must as you only have three weeks before your dark match that will decide whether you get your foot in the door to the SWF or not.”

     

    With that Johnny stands up taking a moment to straighten his tie, and smooth down the few out of place hairs on his head with his hand. “Tell Mr. Daniels to be ready, I have never been one to go easy on my instructors.” Johnny turns and walks out the door ready, as any spy must to tackle his task.

     

    “Good luck Mr. Dangerous. The entire agency is placing our faith in you.”

     

    The Beginning

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    Changes made: 12/04/2002 to most of the whole thing, and BIO!!

     

    Smarks Board Name: Secret Agent

    Wrestlers Name: Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous

    Real Name: Johnny Dangerous

    Height: 6’

    Weight: 210

    Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada

    Age: 28

    Face/Heel: Face

    Stable: None

    Ring Escort: None

    Weapon(s): The occasional stealthy spy weapon.

    Quote:

     

    Looks:

     

    Johnny is a medium build white male, with slicked back black hair. To the ring his outfit usually consist of a stylish black suit with a white button up and a tie. Remember, he is a spy on a secret mission, and as such he should dress in the stereotypical bond getup.

     

    Ring Entrance:

     

    The house lights dim as a females voice says “Johnny Dangerous!” and the fans respond with a roar of cheers!

     

    Suddenly the theme from “Mission Impossible 2” by Limp Bizkit rocks out from the massive wall to wall sound system as colorful arrays of lights begins circling over the arena. On the screen various clips of Johnny Dangerous performing many spy like actions (Like leaping from a 50 story building window to catch a dangling ladder from a helicopter, etc.) mixed with clips of Johnny’s in ring fights are displayed.

     

    Johnny strides from backstage and to the ring with out a care in the world, usually taking the time to wink at a few ladies or even blow a kiss in there general direction before hopping foot into the ring. Depending on how good of a response he is getting Johnny may or may not whore himself to the crowds even more from the turnbuckles.

     

     

    Stats:

     

    Strength: 4

    Speed: 6

    Vitality: 5

    Charisma: 5

     

     

    Style:

     

    Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous is well trained in the finer martial arts and as such, speed is very much on his side. Being the Spy that he is brawling, high-risk maneuvers and aerial attacks are common ground for him. Although as time has shown, Johnny is starting to pick up a few good wrestling moves and counters.

     

    Signature Moves:

     

    Punches (any kind)

    Flying/leaping from the turnbuckle Elbow drop

    Moonsault Double Stomp – *note this is a Devastating move, use with care.

    Corkscrew Moonsault

    Spinning Heel Kick

    Spinning Back Fist

    Flying Side Kick: Extreme cases as this move can put someone down for good if done properly.

    Hurricane Rana/ other Rana’s too.

    Judo Throw or Atomic Throw(To lighter opponents, and only to heavyweights when momentum is used.)

    Springboard Dropkick

    Rolling Fireman’s Carry: Get someone into a fireman’s carry, then flip forward, impacting their back into the mat.

    Johnny Kick (Super Kick - Usually used to set up an Armed and Dangerous.)

    The Barracuda: Over the Shoulder Half Crab. Can be used as a finishing submission but mainly used to wear down an opponent.

     

    Common Moves:

     

    Any Martial Art’s kick

    Any Martial Art’s chop

    Arm Drag

    Flying Clothesline

    Spinning Boot Scrape

    Neck Breaker (Rear and swinging)

    Missile Dropkick

    Jaw Breaker

    DDT (Various kinds)

    Russian Leg Sweep

    Elbow Drop

    Leg Drop

    Front Face lock Elbow Drop

    Bulldog

    Body Press

    Belly to Belly Suplex/Back to Belly/German (for similar sized opponents)

     

    Rare Moves:

     

    Flying Head BUTT from the turnbuckle

    Vertebreaker – When a tremendous hit is needed to get a pin (BIG money matches/Feud Matches)

     

     

    Finishers:

     

    *Special thanks go out to Frost and T. Murray Flesher, esq. for helping me name these finishers, and helping me to pick a good one out.*

     

    Primary - The Cover Up

    A.K.A. Diamond Dust

     

    Johnny gets his opponent in an inverted DDT, sits on the top rope, somersaults over the opponent, and pulls them down with a Diamond Cutter. If you don’t know what a diamond cutter is, here you go. The attacker applies 3/4 face lock (basically, the victim's head on the attacker's shoulder with the attacker forming a headlock around the top of their head as the attacker has their back to the victim), and drops down to the mat (flat on your back) impacting the victim's chin into the attacker's shoulder.

     

    Secondary - Armed and Dangerous - Running Fist Drop

    Johnny darts for the ropes while the opponent lies face up on the mat. He bounces back and flips in the air, coming down fist first on their chest or face. *NOTE* Johnny usualy sets up this move with a Johnny Kick A.K.A. A super kick.

     

    Arial Secret Splash - A different top rope move everytime. Moonsault/Corkscrew Moonsault/Moonsault Double Stomp/Frog Spalsh/Etc..you get the idea. *Credits for this manuver go directly to Z*

     

    Notes:

     

    Johnny is a fairly respectable wrestler. He’s never been one to cheat in any job before so why start now. When done wrong however, Johnny has no problem with letting it all cut loose in order to bring justice to himself.

     

    He is a clean cut, handsome guy that women fall all over for. His brash cocky style can sometimes get him in trouble, as he sometimes tries a little too hard to impress the women in the audience.

     

    As a side note Johnny is on a secret mission to uncover a mystery man in the SWF, who is wanted for crimes unknown. The wrestlers and announcers do not know about this, they simply believe that his gimick is just him being a spy.

     

    Bio:

     

    Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous is a real life spy (Like James Bond M7 type of spy), who has been sent on a top secret mission to infiltrate the Smarks Wrestling Federation, under the guise of a wrestler with a spy gimmick named none other than Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous. According to the “Agency’s” reports someone lurking in the SWF is behind some seriously huge criminal activities and Johnny must uncover the plot, and put a stop to it or die trying! With the Agency’s political power backing it, getting Johnny Dangerous a SWF tryout was not a problem, Johnny’s natural charm, and charisma made him a shoe in for a future star in the SWF, and as such Johnny was signed to a contract almost instantly, putting the mission into effect.

     

    Unfortunately for Johnny, learning the art of wrestling has not been an easy road. At first he relied on his brawling that gave him many victories over some of the most notorious scum on the planet. However, those notorious villains were never trained wrestlers, and Johnny soon found out that these wrestlers could beat a brawler in no time.

     

    Since then Johnny has seemingly picked up a lot of wrestling maneuvers from someone and started working his way up the roster like what was originally planned, grabbing the SJL World Championship in the process. With the fans backing and believing in this new star, Johnny is quickly rising to new heights of popularity. Will it be enough to get him where he needs to go in order to complete his real task? Only time can tell, and the clock is slowly ticking away…

     

    :boxing:

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    Man it's so good that everyone on here can put on a better match than Brock Lesner. I have only seen him wrestle twice in person, and that was when he was doing dark matches against the local natives. Back then he was getting cheered, and he put on a pretty damn good match.

     

    Brock is by no means the best in the business, but to me it's good to see a fresh face in the main event. I'm so tired of watching Undertaker and HHH hogging the main event. What i would like to see is Angle vs Lesner, that would be a match.

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