A man walks into a bar..........and says ouch
okay now for the real joke.
A man walks into a bar and sees a horse with a sign that says "make the horse laugh and get $100." So the man walks up and whispers in the horse's ear and the horse laughs. The man then asks the bartender for his money. A week later the man comes in and sees the horse with a new sign that reads, "make the horse cry and get $100." So the man takes the horse to the back and when they come back out the horse is crying. The man asks for his money and the bartender asks him what he said both times. The man says, "the first time I told him my penis is bigger than his" The bartender asks him what he said to make him cry and the man says, "I showed him my penis"