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Since when is Hoff/Gunner for the X Title?

Carlito Caribbean Cool........looks like Coach.

Teddy Long cracks me up. "They don't make them like this anymore!" Isn't that a pretty new one?

Geez....Kenzo should never cut a promo again.

Because I'm such a nice guy and your segments are so short. I can edit Caboose out of them so that they'll make sense. Thanks. I wasn't sure I'd be back in time tonight to fix them.

Yeah Caboose I've already written and turned in my stuff...thanks.

One of the Diva hopefulls during the pie eating contest grabbed the mic and said, "as you can see my BUTT is hungry because it's been munching my panties all night long, so I'm gonna feed it some pie" and she proceeded to sit on the pie. Another one of them, the first one to go, while eating the pie she challenged Carmella to a wrestling match. I don't think she was supposed to because Rock tried to get the mic away from all the other diva hopefulls after that.

Carlito Caribbean Cool??? What the hell???

I must know what this is. The night they showed the Katie Vick video HHH started laughing after it was done and when he did he snorted (it almost sounded like a honk, like one of those muppets from Sesame Street that honked their noses). So people around here started calling it the "HHHonk"

The worst part about it was, first he pronounced "Ephesians" as "Ephesysians", and then the verse he read wasn't even from the Bible. I guess that was a subtle way of saying Bischoff never read the Bible though. EDIT: It would have been more heelish if he had read the actual verse because I think it was one of the ones about wives being in submission to their husbands.

Well I ended up getting a 2004 Dodge Ram 1500. It's red and it's pretty nice. I'm only paying $375 a month for it.

Haha.......Matt Hardy hit his head. A wall of fire???

Trish??? I wasn't expecting that.

Ha!! Lita was reading from a paper and still messed up her line!

Did Bischoff say "Ephisyians"? Not to mention I don't think that passage says that does it?

Kane needs to use that classical version of his theme from now on!

Ha...they're playing his theme song!

What the hell??? Cheatum is the ring bearer???

Hmm...Evolution have been coming out to their individual theme songs tonight while Orton comes out to the Evolution theme song?

So what exactly will Eugene do now? Isn't his feud over?

I thought HHH didn't believe in destiny?

Did JR get bleeped?

Are you sure they didn't? At first I didn't see them, but they were there on mine.

Well my Transmission is bad and it would take $1500 to fix. This car isn't worth pumping that much money into so I'm gonna go ahead and get a new car. It's about time I did anyway. I've just been holding out to see how long this car would last me to save money, but I can afford a new car. So it's time to car shop.

Oh when I first read the first line I thought it meant that the show would be shown at 7am, but it means the 24 Hours will start at 7am.