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/Carson "I did not know that!" Wow. This might get very interesting...

I'll wait on this one since unlike Clinton it seems totally out of character for Kerry. But, if it's true, seriously what is it with the Democrats and affairs?!

This should probably be marked spoiler. But yeah that was pretty funny!

Yes get it! Where is it on sale, because I want to get it too!

No article up yet, but Foxnews is reporting it as breaking news. Next comes Dean I guess. Kucinich will still be in this until he travels back to whatever planet he came from and Sharpton has said he'll be in it until the very end so he can use his delegates to get speaking time (yeah, good luck with that).

Did Kerry steal your lunch money as a kid or something? You seem awfully hostile towards him...

BWAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHAH Didn't you support JoeMentum? Yes, I supported him but never asserted he'd win nor suggested he had the possibility of being the nominee after abysmal showings in about every state he's run or chosen as the VP nominee after his publicly embarassing displays. I'm talking about Dean by the way...

BWAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHAH

So, a manager needs a manager?

Here's some more info for all you...um...Clark supporters... MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Retired Gen. Wesley Clark (search) will drop out of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, Fox News has confirmed. Clark will make a formal announcement on Wednesday at 3 p.m. EST. from his hometown of Little Rock, Ark., sources told Fox News. The novice politician, who had hoped to cash in on his Southern roots, saw another round of disappointing third-place primary returns on Tuesday in Virginia and Tennessee. Campaign aides, who had not been paid for more than a week, said after the primary results that they were packing their bags and going home. Sources told Fox News that Clark lacked the funds to advertise aggressively in next week's Wisconsin primary (search), and that campaigning there would all but wipe him out. Clark will pledge to work closely with the Democratic Party to support the nominee and other candidates across the country, an adviser told The Associated Press. Clark, 59, entered the race in September, a late start for a neophyte campaigner, but he quickly rose to the top of polls of Democrats and others considering an alternative to President Bush (search). He decided to skip the Iowa caucuses to focus all of his efforts on New Hampshire. In appealing to voters, Clark relied almost entirely on his 34 years in military service, which included serving as supreme allied commander of NATO. He promoted his wartime record, from being wounded in Vietnam in 1970 to running the bombing campaign in the war in Kosovo in 1999, as the kind of experience needed with American soldiers in Iraq and concerns about security at home. Supporters touted other qualities — his Southern roots and his status as a Washington outsider — they contended that made Clark the candidate most likely to defeat Bush. Plus, he provided another forceful voice in condemning the war in Iraq, which he frequently called unnecessary, reckless and wrong. "I would not have gone into Iraq in the first place," he said. "My position was that Iraq was not an imminent threat. I would have concentrated on Usama bin Laden." For a latecomer, Clark had enormous fund-raising success. He raised nearly $15 million in 2003 and started January with at least $10 million left and the prospect of raising nearly $1 million per week as the first elections neared. Yet Clark's inexperience as a candidate caused him problems. On the first full day of his campaign, Clark said he probably would have voted for the Bush-backed Iraq resolution but then, a day later, insisted he never would have voted "for this war." His supporters were left confused while his detractors grew elated. Questions about his stand on the war in Iraq never ceased. "I bobbled the question," he later told The Associated Press. "Even Rhodes scholars make mistakes." Still, he won Oklahoma's primary, finished second in Arizona, New Mexico, North Dakota, shining a light on what Democrats' believe is Bush's vulnerability on foreign policy. The Associated Press contributed to this report.

OMG WHATABOUT BUSH LOL~!! MOVEON.ORG PATRIOT ACT=HITLER!!! LOL2k4!!!!

Well, maybe once France brings this shit upon themselves they'll be a little more helpful and sympathetic to our situation...

YOU MURDERER~!!!!!! ....uh, yeah me too!

You mean government sponsored and participatory rape?

Sure you aren't And yes Mike, when O'reilly defends the administration he's a conservative boorish puppet blowhard, and when he criticizes the administration he's a straight shooting independent that speaks from his mind. I'm glad you've figured that out...

Well, if it was going to happen anyway, I don't see what difference it makes. The terrorists ARE very anti-semetic so it would only make their hatred that much clearer. But I'm not trying to start an argument, let's just call it a misunderstanding.

Jesus, you scared me, I thought he died...again...ehem. Where are our new SUPER MODS to prevents such old thread bumping chicanary?

Wait. I thought WWE confidential reported that Orton spent one year in confinement, not 38 days. It's WWE math, like there were 93,000 people at Wrestlemania III or the steel steps way over a ton or that cage is 40 feet high....

ah, ok, I figured undertaker-WWE.com was a subsite, but I just read their disclaimer that says theyre not affiliated. Okey-dokey, I can now safely buy that the guy is dead...

EHEM. Don't think I'm letting you steal this one just cuz you're a mod!

If they were smart they would try to get over some new catchphrases. Not only does it help push merchandise but it allows for crowd participation and more of a bond with the wrestlers. As for Mark Henry wouldn't it be: "What you smell is my STANK...and right now, my STANK Is all over your litte girlfriend!" Throw that on a shirt with a closeup of his BAH GOD GRIZZLY BEAR like mug and you have a best seller

'bout Goldust? He did basically the same routine for a while as a face.

Um, kayfabe? If they're going to actually claim on TV that Undertaker was buried dead and is now haunting from beyond the grave, how does it serve them to post pictures of him at a car convention at their official website?!

My dad and I were laughing hysterically at the Oprah sketch. Perfect satire from what I've seen when my mom has it on. It's rare that I truly laugh (like uncontrollably) anymore when watching SNL and that did it. The rest of the episode was very strong too. The cab sketch was ok but it wasn't even in the best half of the night. The Zing sketch is a good parody of people like that, but it bordered on, just like in real life, being really annoying. Koppel, Poker game and the update were all very strong too.

Hmm, does this mean he's NOT an egotistical windbag now? -=Mike Only when he's against the conservatives...